Stargate Picture Caption Thread

[Rodan5757]

What's he doing...ohhhh, hmmmm...
*pause*
...I didn't know he could bend that way...
It's always the quite ones.

*As they watch Walter in the empty control room*

[Mandysg1]

Originally Posted by Mr_Fantastic

Daniel: So, ah are you going to tell him?
Sam: No way, I have my career to think about
Daniel: So I'm supposed to tell Jack that's not a Jaffa kilt he's wearing.

[ReganX]

Michael: *Reading* Alas, the Stargate, whom I love like a woman has been destroyed.
Amanda: *Reading* Very insightful, Daniel, and logical too.
*Pause*
Amanda: Did we really sign on for another year of this?
Michael: I thought the writers said they were going to try harder in the 19th season.
Ben (Off-screen): Hey guys, you read the latest script? It's great, isn't it?

I love this one.

[Morgania]

Daniel: Is that what I think it is?
Sam: Yes... it turned out odd.
Daniel: I cant believe Jack got Thor to wear pants.

[Bragi]

Daniel: . . . and a tie. . . and now they're putting a little fedora on him.
Carter: I take back the odd comment. Now Thor just looks plain ol' cute.



(All credit and power to Morgania for the original.)

[Syera]

Carter: I don't get it. My Sim-self is attracted to Dr. McKay? How is that possible?

[cat_m_parker]

This week's winner is ReganX! Great Posts Everybody! OK here is the new pic.

Sam: You and Jack did WHAT???

Daniel: Oh S**t! He just had to put that on his livejournal didn't he!?

[Vicky]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Daniel: *thinking* Oh... My... God... I can't believe Vala put the security videos from our time on the Prometheus on every computer of the base

Sam: *thinking* And he said he beat the crap out of her...

[Jakebbq]

Sam: it's so big
Daniel: wait a minute, zoom out
Sam: teal'c
Daniel: I new i Shouldnt have lent him my digital camera

[Mr_Fantastic]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...elJackson3.jpg

Michael: *Reading* Alas, the Stargate, whom I love like a woman has been destroyed.
Amanda: *Reading* Very insightful, Daniel, and logical too.
*Pause*
Amanda: Did we really sign on for another year of this?
Michael: I thought the writers said they were going to try harder in the 19th season.
Ben (Off-screen): Hey guys, you read the latest script? It's great, isn't it?

The winner is Bragi! Great posts! ok here is the new pic.

[Rodan5757]

"What do you mean I've got something on my head?"

[ReganX]

JAck: *looking in a mirror* To He|| with safety regulations, there is no way I'm stepping through the 'gate in this thing!

[4prettierships]

The winner is Bragi! Great posts! ok here is the new pic.

JEEZ Teal'c! Do I have a bulls-eye on my forehead or something?
Well, It does say "select". Is that not where I am supposed to aim?

[Mandysg1]

Jack: I said I wanted sleeves on my bullet proof jacket, Not this!

[Bragi]

The winner is Bragi! Great posts! ok here is the new pic.

w00t! What do I win?

*Pause*

Guys? ...............................Guys?



*Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c snicker off-screen.*
Jack: Oh for cryin' out loud... knock it off! Doc Frasier says I gotta wear this thing from now on.
*Pause*
Daniel (off-screen): Doctor Frasier, Jack?
*Pause*
Jack: Fine, my mother. But I am so telling Hammond to make this standard-issue!