Stargate Picture Caption Thread

[IrishPisano]

Jack: *thinking* I think she took my gum...

(prior to kissing)
Jack: Is that a Zat in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Carter: Uhm, sir, aren't I supposed to say that?
Jack: I don't know. Ever since we got cancelled, TPTB are going for the cheap stuff like comments like that........ and this.

[psychobrez]

[QUOTE=Puddle_Jumper_One]THe Voices The voices....oh God Aiden stop the voices.....
(inspired by actual events in my life )[/QUOTE
the voices aiden the voices stop[ them please
aiden: but i dont know how
well i don't know neither but do somethink quick my head is hurting ...... she weeps

[IrishPisano]

Jack: your symbiote was removed, right?
Sam: <<intentionally flashes eyes imitating a goa'uld>> of course.

[Hooperman1990]

[IMG]http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg

I swear i saw some cabbage in your teeth somewhere, i havent searched this corner yet.

[Sandmonkey]

Sam: your a good kiss....ooo ouch braces!!!

Jack: Not again.

[Commander Jumper]

dre-e-e-e-eam dream dream dre-eam dre-e-e-e-eam

Hammond: Jack what the hell are you doing

Jack: she can't breath!!!!

Hammond: I can see why!

[IrishPisano]

Hammond: Jack what the hell are you doing?!
Jack: In the middle of my backswing?!
Hammond: Huh?
Carter: Tonsil hockey, sir

[ReganX]

Walter: (offscreen) Sir? Shouldn't you stop them. It's against regulations, after all.
Hammond: (offscreen, pointing at armed Jack/Sam shippers) Do you want to explain to them that those two can't have a happy ending after ten years?
Walter: (still offscreen, gulps) No, sir.

[Bragi]

Sam: Sir?
Jack: Relax, Carter. Just checking for a symbiote.

[psychobrez]

Hammond: Jack what the hell are you doing

Jack: she can't breath!!!!

Hammond: I can see why!

Jack: whats that supposed to mean?

Hammond: your suffocating her with that kiss

Jack: does that mean i am a good kisser?