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Mace.
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A mace spraying Zat.
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bean burritos.
Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war? 
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.
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the snack fairy (Snack happy! *ding*)
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Richard Simmons
Best Stargate quote:
Sheppard: (yells to McKay) Canadian football is a joke! Celine Dion is overrated! Zelenka is smarter than you are!
Green is your friend.
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The Police Academy movies. Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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KirkHomer: WHEN PIGS FLY!...
(a pig was in a cannon, and got shot accross the town, right were homer can see)
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More specifically...
The Shatner. Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Bill Shatner's kidney stone."Captain, you almost make me believe in luck."Comment
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...my grandmother's fruitcake, but its only effective from November 25 through December 31 of each year.
...the song "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman, but its only effective against Martians and liberals.
...the georgeous brain-eating rotting-corpse zombie babes of Stargate led by their lord empress queen Jan'et.
...the Spleen, when he's not busy fighting side-by-side with the Mystery Men.
...Rico's Roughnecks.
...Jar Jar Binks and Wesly Crusher teamed together.
(and for that matter)
...Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie.
...Fran Drescher playing a Nanny.
...the contents of my refrigerator.
and the last hope of the civilized world...
Spoiler:Last edited by chyron; 25 March 2006, 05:23 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Hippie music: make 'em listen to songs about love for hours on end if need be, and they will fall to us!!
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"What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor WhoComment
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...the removal of all episodes of Stargate: SG1, Stargate Atlantis and Battlestar Galactica from SciFi and all other venues including the discontinuation of the DVD boxed sets. Starve the suckers to death!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Love! *hugs a prior then a wraith*Comment
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I wonder what would hapen if a Wraith became a Prior."Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand!" Mark Twain (1835-1910)"But you see, just because we've been dealt a certain hand doesn't mean we can't choose to rise above it. To conquer the boundaries of a destiny none of us wanted. To try and retain whatever essential humanity we can." ~Edward from TwilightHistoric Connections Ancient history resources business my Dad runs...go check it outComment
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