what wisecrack would jack make if he met a prior?

[Pharaoh Atem]

Daniel this is a prior

Jack the ones with those really big ships

daniel yes

Jack there don't look scary

prior hallowed are the ori

Jack how much do you get paid a hour to say that to everyone

prior blank look

carter i wouldn't try to get him up set there can use there telakitc powers to hurt you

jack tele what?

teal'c a prior once took col. mitchell and held him high the air

Mitchell don't remind me

prior raises his staff as everyone is talking starts chating

Jack turns around would you shut up for a minute where talking

(under his breath)
these guys are worse then the goa'lud

[Valaslonglostsister]

Ori-When it all began......
Jack- Oh, come on! Why can't ANYONE ever start with, "Once upon a time"???!!!

I gave it my best!

[Allestian]

Prior: Hallowed are the Ori.

Jack: Really? I was thinking more along the lines of Hallowed are the Simpsons but I'm not gonna stop you. *Pats him on the back* You seem to have a good thing going there.

*Turns to his team*

Jack: Let's get out of here. That C4 on his back is set to go.

Okay that was really bad.

[Pharaoh Atem]

Prior: Hallowed are the Ori.

Jack: Really? I was thinking more along the lines of Hallowed are the Simpsons but I'm not gonna stop you. *Pats him on the back* You seem to have a good thing going there.

*Turns to his team*

Jack: Let's get out of here. That C4 on his back is set to go.

Okay that was really bad.

not sure if the c4 would stick but that was funny

[teknikal]

Prior: HALLOWED ARE THE ORI!!!!!!

Jack: hallowed are the OREO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ummmmm oreos..anyone got any in their packs?

[Jumper One]

Prior: HALLOWER ARE THE ORI!!!!!!

Jack: hallowed are the OREO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ummmmm oreos..anyone got any in their packs?

Teal'c: I believe I do, O'Neill.

[captain jake]

Teal'c: I believe I do, O'Neill.

Sam- is this realy the time sir?

[lvlister2005]

Prior: In the Beginnning... BLAH BLAH BLAH

Jack: Are these guys from the same person (clone) because all they say is the same crap.

Teal'c: What's an Oprah? (couldnt resist)

[teknikal]

Sam- is this realy the time sir?

Jack: Shh!!*holds up hand.. signals team to get get down*..*whispers* .theres always time for Oreo's *opens pack*

Daniel: jaaaack!

Jack: ummmmm sacrelicious....

[Commander Jumper]

Jack: Shh!!*holds up hand.. signals team to get get down*..*whispers* .theres always time for Oreo's *opens pack*

Daniel: jaaaack!

Jack: ummmmm sacrelicious....

you are so getting greened for that.....

prior: and thus began the war between Origin and Ancient....brother against brother..................

Jack:Really interresting.....tell me more

prior: the age long battle wore on.....both side with power too great

Jack: continue
Sam: Sir???
Jack: Wait for it Carter

prior: And even unto this day an eternal battle wears on

Jack: and how does that make you feel?

prior: that is why all unbelievers shall be made unto dust if they refuse the teachings of Origin......

Jack: that's all fine and dandy......but I get scarier people arriving on my doorstep on Saturday mornings than you.

prior:

Jack: let me explain, right now you are standing on enough C4 to blow us all to hell....or what ever you guys call it......in my hand is a device that will activate it......

prior: so you refuse

Jack: oh yes!!!

prior *pushes button with mind* *place blows up* *dust clears an SG-1 are ok* *Prior is very dead*

Sam: when were you going to tell him you had a shield sir???

Jack: I thought thr Ori knew all.

[teknikal]

Proir: and the world shall revel in the power that is the ori..those who reject our teaching shall suffer ...


Jack: jeez..ive seen info-mercials on cable scarier than this

[Pharaoh Atem]

(SG-1 is in the ori galaxy)

we see jack talking to the villagers in the distant we see a prior walking towards the village as the prior approaches SG-1 hides in allay( we hear jack whisper now remember what i told you)

prior Hallowed are the children are the ori

Villagers Hallowed are we Wacko are the ori

prior turns around in shock

Villagers get nervous Hallowed are the ori

Jack in the distant I told you there going to chicken out

[mother-goose]

Jack: *looks at staff* hmmmm
Prior: Do want the power of the ori bestowed upon you?
Jack: No, well not really, I was just surprised you priors were in to morris dancing...

[Lord_Minister]

would jack get cofused when the prior starts talking about the book of origin

remember what jack used to put everyone thought never understanding what carter said and the poor jaffa always giving them a hard time.

so now apply everything jack used to do to the jaffa, tok'ra,tollen,goul'lud, and so on

try something original

well what ever it was it would be his last... lol

[teknikal]

jack watches in the bushes as a prior makes a villager float in the air

Jack: 'hey there blimpy boy..flying through the sky so fancy free'