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    Originally posted by Andrew Joshua Talon
    Yeah... I keep remembering this ship that looked like a three-armed squid...?
    Vala: And I seem to have strong feelings about a... muppet.

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      Originally posted by Cherriey
      Vala to Cam: You more than seem familiar! I think we've met in another life!
      Hey i get that! *finally feels not left out in jokes*

      Fish: Why oh why can't we be in jacks pond?

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        Originally posted by Tealcfan
        Hey i get that! *finally feels not left out in jokes*

        Fish: Why oh why can't we be in jacks pond?
        Hammond: "Screw the briefing, let's play Twister!"

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          Originally posted by stargate barbie
          Hammond: "Screw the briefing, let's play Twister!"
          Bra'tac: I will join you in this noble task, baldy.

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            Originally posted by Cherriey
            Bra'tac: I will join you in this noble task, baldy.
            hammond: is it that noticable?
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              Originally posted by daniel-never-dies!
              hammond: is it that noticable?
              Bra'tac: I've been wanting to tell you for years!

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                Daniel (holds up a penguin puppet): Mr. Flibble is very cross...

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                  Originally posted by Tealcfan
                  Hey i get that! *finally feels not left out in jokes*
                  So if this is the Things They Would Never Ever Ever Say Thread that would mean that...
                  "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                  I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                    Hammond: I'm tooo sexy for this shirt, tooo sexy for this shirt, soooo sexy it hurts.
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      Originally posted by chyron
                      Hammond: I'm tooo sexy for this shirt, tooo sexy for this shirt, soooo sexy it hurts.
                      Hammond: I'm too sexy for my lands Texas and Japan!

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                        Teal'c : IM THE TOKEN BLACK GUY IN THIS SERIES!!
                        Good Evening, Good Nite, GOOD BEER!

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                          Jack to Daniel: "I actually prefer Jonus to you"
                          aka paddytehpyro

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                            Originally posted by Tealcfan
                            Hammond: I'm too sexy for my lands Texas and Japan!
                            Hammond: I'm a model if ya know what i mean as i do my little turn on the catwalk on the catwalk!

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                              Sha're: Sorry, Daniel, it's over between us. I've come to love Apophis' host too much. You understand don't you?

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                                Originally posted by Cherriey
                                Sha're: Sorry, Daniel, it's over between us. I've come to love Apophis' host too much. You understand don't you?
                                Daniel: It will never be the same without but I'll just go marry Osiris then... *walks away*

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