michael: no no. you've said all there is to say. and last week when you asked me if your bum looked big and i said no? well i LIED! and i've always thought that sam carter was hotter than you too. i'd much rather feed on her!... uh... i mean... date her. not feed on. date.
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Originally posted by stargate barbiemichael: no no. you've said all there is to say. and last week when you asked me if your bum looked big and i said no? well i LIED! and i've always thought that sam carter was hotter than you too. i'd much rather feed on her!... uh... i mean... date her. not feed on. date.
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Rodney, I think we need to talk.
Um, yes? About what?
Remember, last night... Well, the night before last?
Um... No, not ringing a bell. That Athosian ale, is, well, wow, packs a punch...
Well, um... I'm just going to come out and say it. I'm pregnant.
With... My baby?
Yup! Let's make more!
Oh God, no...
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Sheppard: I'm thinking about leaving the military, becoming a monk, declaring celebacy and shaving my head."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Suddenly, Walter's PC terminal goes dark and then from nowhere the following words appear...
Spoiler:The Matrix has you, Walter."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by TealcfanThen Hammond turns into an agent and he says "Hello Mr. Walter you must die." then he pulls a gun and shoots"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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