Daniel: Teal'c! Quick! Shoot me up with some of your tretonin! Aw heck. Give me all of it!
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Uh... John? What does this symbol mean?
Which one?
That one.
... That's a minus sign.
... Really? (sheppherd turns the book upside down) Oh, now I see...
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Sam: Man, I need a large red helium inflated balloon!Comment
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Jack: Give me a chewing gum wrapperLast edited by creed462; 28 February 2006, 04:24 PM.Tis No Fool to lose what He can not keep, To gain what he will never LoseComment
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Teal'c: If it weren't for my hair appointment at 4:30 I would love to go on the scheduled mission.Comment
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Sam: Jack I didn't know you could make bomb from a chewing gum wrapperTis No Fool to lose what He can not keep, To gain what he will never LoseComment
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Jake: That's a bomb?Comment
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Jack: Just remembering my past alittle......Tis No Fool to lose what He can not keep, To gain what he will never LoseComment
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(valley girl Oma)
Oma: Like, if you um like immediately like know that the... like... um... like the fanfic like is... like fiction then, like... the like internet would have like been, you know like fried like a heck of a long time ago.Comment
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Jack: So that concludes my lecture on wormhole physics
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Rodney (to Sheppard): You wouldn't be able to order your mousse using the Internet if *I* hadn't created the internet in the first place."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Walter: Chevron five is wiggling like Carter's blue jello!Comment
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Walter: There goes chevron five and six also
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Landry: You're right, Walter! And by gum if the walls of the gateroom aren't also jiggling!Comment
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Mitchell - "Hey, what are you up to now, Daniel?"sigpic
MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
"...phu...ah..."
"Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking DeadComment
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