Things they would never ever ever say

[Tiger]

In the briefing room;

Daniel: General Landry, I've finally found it, the key to our very existence...Magnets!

O'Neill: Tuesday is a good day for me to receive the Nobel Prize...Sir.

[HAL2100]

Carter: I realize that I've got several advanced degrees and have earned numerous Nobel peace prized, not to mention contributed significantly to efforts that have saved the Earth a few times, but I've decided to leave it all behind and resurrect the fine are of geisha.

[Hermiiod]

Carter: "Basically I'm going to put your ship into my battery."
Oh wait, she did say that!

[666startover]

Anubis: "what pretty flower!"

[Alteran of Atlantis]

Daniel: Can I interfere to fight Anubis?
The Others: Sure, go ahead!

Danie: Hallowed are the Ori!

Never.

[clauz89]

Danie: Hallowed are the Ori!

Never.

has he never said that

Spoiler:

when he was a prior

?

[HAL2100]

Having exhausted her vast wealth of knowledge and her genius intelligence, turns to her college professor for assistance if fighting Anubis, Dr. Heller. Her intelligence combined with his passion for non-lethal weapons results in a weapon that non-lethally disarms the person shot with it by turning them happy, but it isn't entirely perfect...

Anubis (singing and dancing through the halls of his mothership): I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!

[Commander Thor]

hey. Sam....what is iti found in your office next to a pic of Jack? *whispers a description*
oh crud...
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i need to work out
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mcKay i give in! your too strong for me
well stop outsmarting me then.
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kisses Teyla
drags sheppard to her room

[Commander Thor]

none of that will EVER happen

[Tiger]

Teal'C: I don't like fightin' man.

Daniel: They only add gas to the flame, kill 'em.

Carter to O'Neill: I don't get this, can you explain it to me?

[Lt.Cassandra Blue]

Steve - fine, fine, my real name is George! Can i have my Tetris back now???

[clauz89]

I don't want to save this poor innocent kid, I'll let him die painfully!
*evil laugh*

[hedwig]

Having exhausted her vast wealth of knowledge and her genius intelligence, turns to her college professor for assistance if fighting Anubis, Dr. Heller. Her intelligence combined with his passion for non-lethal weapons results in a weapon that non-lethally disarms the person shot with it by turning them happy, but it isn't entirely perfect...

Anubis (singing and dancing through the halls of his mothership): I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!

Oh, ... the image the bolded part creates!

[Alteran of Atlantis]

McKay: I can't figure this out, you should go ask Sheppard, he's way smarter than me!

Daniel: Screw diplomacy, let's just take their stuff and leave!

[pkprd869]

Todd: It's a Thriller... (other wraith join in dancing.)