Things they would never ever ever say

[IrishPisano]

O'Neill: <<shaves head>> Shaaaaaaaall weeeeeeee dance?
Sam: On a bright cloud of music shall we fly?
O'Neill: shall we dance?
Sam: shall we still say good night and mean good morn?
Teal'C: Oh perchance! When the last little star has left he sky
Thor: Shall we still be together with our arms around each other and will you be my new romance?
O'Neill: On the clear understanding that this kind of thing can happen
Sam: shall we dance shall we dance shall we dance

Mitchell: <<staggers in drunk with a zat>> swing low... sweet chariot... coming forth to carry YOU HOME!!! <<kills everyone with Zat>>

[penguininablender]

lol, I like you adding thor in there.

Walter: goooooooood morning.
Hammond: Good MOrning!
Walter: It's great to stay up late.
Hammond: good morning, good morning. to youuuuuuu!!!

[ablevins425]

O'Neill: <<shaves head>> Shaaaaaaaall weeeeeeee dance?
Sam: On a bright cloud of music shall we fly?
O'Neill: shall we dance?
Sam: shall we still say good night and mean good morn?
Teal'C: Oh perchance! When the last little star has left he sky
Thor: Shall we still be together with our arms around each other and will you be my new romance?
O'Neill: On the clear understanding that this kind of thing can happen
Sam: shall we dance shall we dance shall we dance

Mitchell: <<staggers in drunk with a zat>> swing low... sweet chariot... coming forth to carry YOU HOME!!! <<kills everyone with Zat>>

I looked over Chulak and what did I see
Coming forth to carry you home
A band of Gould coming after me
Coming forth to carry me home.

[penguininablender]

Teal'c

Swing looooowww....
sweet Alkesh
coming forth to carry me hoooooooooome!

[ablevins425]

Teal'c

Swing looooowww....
sweet Alkesh
coming forth to carry me hoooooooooome!

Maybe a little pop

Steve the Wraith: If I was invisable.
I would feed on Sheppard tonight.
If I was invisable.
Then I would be the smartest Wraith
If I was invisable
Wait, I already am.......

[penguininablender]

Maybe a little pop

Steve the Wraith: If I was invisable.
I would feed on Sheppard tonight.
If I was invisable.
Then I would be the smartest Wraith
If I was invisable
Wait, I already am.......

lol, clay aiken.

about

Because of you
I never get to do things my way
Because of you
I keep getting into situations where I can get hurt
Because of you
I always feel so under appreciated
because of you
I am afraid

[ablevins425]

lol, clay aiken.

about

Because of you
I never get to do things my way
Because of you
I keep getting into situations where I can get hurt
Because of you
I always feel so under appreciated
because of you
I am afraid

Oh, Kelly.
Your so fine
Your so fine I blow my mind
Oh, Kelly,
Oh, Kelly.

lol

[penguininablender]

Oh, Kelly.
Your so fine
Your so fine I blow my mind
Oh, Kelly,
Oh, Kelly.

lol

lol, I love Kelly clarkson (she's from Burleson ,Texas!)

: about
Did I ever tell you your my hero?
You're everything I would like to be.
I could fly higher than an eagle
Too bad most people like you...more than me!!!

( I actually love BB, but it is funny none the less)

[ablevins425]

lol, I love Kelly clarkson (she's from Burleson ,Texas!)

: about
Did I ever tell you your my hero?
You're everything I would like to be.
I could fly higher than an eagle
Too bad most people like you...more than me!!!

( I actually love BB, but it is funny none the less)

Isn't that Bett Midler? Forgive the spelling.

How about this?

Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the gate,
Three to get ready,
Now go, wraith, go.

Don't you
suck the life out of my chest
You can do anything
Just don't suck the life out of my chest.

[penguininablender]

Isn't that Bett Midler? Forgive the spelling.

How about this?

Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the gate,
Three to get ready,
Now go, wraith, go.

Don't you
suck the life out of my chest
You can do anything
Just don't suck the life out of my chest.

yep, bette Midler it is ( I think that's how you spell it..I'm not too sure either )

(while Kirking)

Come fly with me let's fly, let's fly away
If you need some exotic booze there's a bar in athos open every day
come fly with me let's fly, let's fly away.
In a pudlle Jumper or 302 there is no other way
well, come fly with me we'll fly let's fly away

(lol, I'm listening to Michael Buble)

[IrishPisano]

how did this turn into Stargate Bandstand?

lol


lets see


TEAL'C:
You know I thug 'em, bust 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Cause I don't flippin need 'em
Take 'em out the hood
Keep 'em looking good
But I don't daggone feed em
First time they fuss I'm breezin'
Talking 'bout what's the reasons
I'm first prime in every sense of the word, yo
Better trust and believe 'em
In a cut where I keep 'em
'Til I need a zat
Or maybe just a gat
The it's beep-beep and I'm pickin 'em up
Let 'em play with the symbiote in the truck
Many Goa’uld wanna put Big T’s fist incuffs
Torture him and take his son
Just because you’re a snake-head
I'mma break bread
So you can be livin' it up
Shoot I part's wit nothin
Y'all be frontin'
Me give my son to a goa’uld
Not for nothin' never happen'
I'll be forever mackin'
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience and I hate waitin'
O’Neill get yo ass in


And let's Fly-y-y-y-y-y
Check 'em out now
Fly-y-y-y-y-y
The 302
And let's Fly-y-y-y-y-y
Check em out now
Fly-y-y-y-y-y
The 302




Jaffa it's the big Tau’ri pimp Daniel Jackson
Coming straight up out the place with the yellow sun
I think Carter’s a hoe for Big o
Then sit back and peep my scenario
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
No I can't bust an Ancient hoe
Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
Hoe's start pointing and say "There he go!"
Now these Ori know we carry more heat than a little bit
We don't pull it out over little spit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read a book you illiterate Colonel Mitchell and step up your vocab
Don't be surprised if your hoe steps out wit' me
And you see us coming downon yo' slab
Livin' Asgard fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
But Jaffa if you hate now, then you wait while
I get your symbiote snake
Just break it
You gotta play like you ain't wet with two pairs of clothes on
Now get your ass to the back
As I fly to the track RepliCarter let me spit my pro's on
Pump it up in the pro-zone
That's the track that we breaking these hoes on
Hate the track that we flow's on
But when the spit get's hot, then the glock start poppin' like ozone
We keep hoes crunk like Teal’c-man
Who really don't get no bigger man
Don't trip, let's flip, then throw it on the flip
Then blow with the big pimpin Jaffa-man
Jack


We be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
We be big pimpin' on H.A.T.A.Ks
We be big pimpin' down in ZAT
It's just that Jaffa-man, Teal-C and Daniel Jackson.

We be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
We be big pimpin' on H.A.T.A.Ks
We be big pimpin' down in ZAT
It's just that Jaffa-man, Teal-C and Colonel O’Neill

Jaffa

[ablevins425]

yep, bette Midler it is ( I think that's how you spell it..I'm not too sure either )

(while Kirking)

Come fly with me let's fly, let's fly away
If you need some exotic booze there's a bar in athos open every day
come fly with me let's fly, let's fly away.
In a pudlle Jumper or 302 there is no other way
well, come fly with me we'll fly let's fly away

(lol, I'm listening to Michael Buble)

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low
I'll go wherever the gould will go

[penguininablender]

how did this turn into Stargate Bandstand?

lol


lets see


TEAL'C:
You know I thug 'em, bust 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Cause I don't flippin need 'em
Take 'em out the hood
Keep 'em looking good
But I don't daggone feed em
First time they fuss I'm breezin'
Talking 'bout what's the reasons
I'm first prime in every sense of the word, yo
Better trust and believe 'em
In a cut where I keep 'em
'Til I need a zat
Or maybe just a gat
The it's beep-beep and I'm pickin 'em up
Let 'em play with the symbiote in the truck
Many Goa’uld wanna put Big T’s fist incuffs
Torture him and take his son
Just because you’re a snake-head
I'mma break bread
So you can be livin' it up
Shoot I part's wit nothin
Y'all be frontin'
Me give my son to a goa’uld
Not for nothin' never happen'
I'll be forever mackin'
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience and I hate waitin'
O’Neill get yo ass in


And let's Fly-y-y-y-y-y
Check 'em out now
Fly-y-y-y-y-y
The 302
And let's Fly-y-y-y-y-y
Check em out now
Fly-y-y-y-y-y
The 302




Jaffa it's the big Tau’ri pimp Daniel Jackson
Coming straight up out the place with the yellow sun
I think Carter’s a hoe for Big o
Then sit back and peep my scenario
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
No I can't bust an Ancient hoe
Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
Hoe's start pointing and say "There he go!"
Now these Ori know we carry more heat than a little bit
We don't pull it out over little spit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read a book you illiterate Colonel Mitchell and step up your vocab
Don't be surprised if your hoe steps out wit' me
And you see us coming downon yo' slab
Livin' Asgard fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
But Jaffa if you hate now, then you wait while
I get your symbiote snake
Just break it
You gotta play like you ain't wet with two pairs of clothes on
Now get your ass to the back
As I fly to the track RepliCarter let me spit my pro's on
Pump it up in the pro-zone
That's the track that we breaking these hoes on
Hate the track that we flow's on
But when the spit get's hot, then the glock start poppin' like ozone
We keep hoes crunk like Teal’c-man
Who really don't get no bigger man
Don't trip, let's flip, then throw it on the flip
Then blow with the big pimpin Jaffa-man
Jack


We be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
We be big pimpin' on H.A.T.A.Ks
We be big pimpin' down in ZAT
It's just that Jaffa-man, Teal-C and Daniel Jackson.

We be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
We be big pimpin' on H.A.T.A.Ks
We be big pimpin' down in ZAT
It's just that Jaffa-man, Teal-C and Colonel O’Neill

Jaffa

OMG...I laughed so hard. Did you write that? that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I would green you again if I could.

[qksilver99]

Selmak to SG1 (especially Sam)

We talk about your work,
how that Apophis is such a jerk
We talk about O'Neill channeling Kirk
your booboos when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you been
havin' with your brother
'Bout your daddy and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends
and the places that you been
We talk about your skin
and the dimples on your chin
And the polish on your toes
and the run in your hose
And we're gonna hear about
your latest boyfriend in repose...
You know talkin' 'bout you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

Chorus:
I wanna talk about Sel,
I wanna talk about I
I wanna talk talk about number one,
old my me my
What Sel thinks, what Sel likes, what Sel knows,
what Sel wants, and more about Sel
How I like talkin' 'bout you you you
you usually
But occasionally, I wanna talk about Sel

[IrishPisano]

OMG...I laughed so hard. Did you write that? that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I would green you again if I could.

why can't you rep me again? i just repped myself