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    Hey - It's the milky bar kid!
    No, that's Daniel.
    Oh.
    .....Hey....
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      Originally posted by Ancient 1
      Teal'C: "Colonel Mitchell, you must give the Ori their 'props.' I have never before witnessed such power in a false god."
      Thor: Yeah they stole their fire and will have to pay. Maybe my hammer can help.
      There are Brave Pilots. There are old Pilots. But there are no brave, old Pilots.

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        : i think im in love......
        : well thats a first

        : has anyone seen my mascara?
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          I will eat your heart.
          .....please don't.
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            Originally posted by mappalazarou
            I will eat your heart.
            .....please don't.
            O'neil: Vala we always knew you were a witch
            Vala: What gave it away
            Teal'cl: The jet black hair, the overly white skin, and your incessent scanning for new meat.
            Daniel: I thought that meant she liked me.
            Sam: Daniel you've acended to much and need to work on your street smarts.
            Sheppard: And that's why the ancients seem to have no comprehenision on how to integrate into society.
            There are Brave Pilots. There are old Pilots. But there are no brave, old Pilots.

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              Originally posted by dreid
              O'neil: Vala we always knew you were a witch
              Vala: What gave it away
              Teal'cl: The jet black hair, the overly white skin, and your incessent scanning for new meat.
              Daniel: I thought that meant she liked me.
              Sam: Daniel you've acended to much and need to work on your street smarts.
              Sheppard: And that's why the ancients seem to have no comprehenision on how to integrate into society.
              And that's the story behind why the ancients aren't helping out the fight against the Ori.
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                Daniel: I've built something... something HUGE...
                Sam: The anti-Ori weapon?
                Daniel: No, more important.
                Teal'C: A monument to the fallen Jaffa?
                Daniel: Uhm, no.
                Jack: A 5-layered cake? Please tell me its a 5-layered cake.
                Daniel: Sorry, I ran out of eggs... But i did manage to make an inter-planar escalator that continually travels up and down...
                Sam: To where?
                Daniel: The astral plane of ascension. I figure I die so many times and ascend so many times and piss of the ancients so many times that i end up naked back here on earth so many times that i should just make my own personal stairway to heaven to ease the many trips i'll be taking back and forth.
                Teal'C and Sam: Makes sense.
                Jack: Is there cake on this escalator?
                Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
                Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
                Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
                Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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                  Thor: "O'Neill we need your Bha'als"

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                    Daniel: And now, for some daring heroics.

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                      Contains Spoilers for "Insiders"
                      Spoiler:
                      : We have more Ba'al's than the Marines

                      : not anymore

                      : You've alluded us once Ba'al...but we've strengthened our Jammers
                      : Daniel Get him....them
                      : Sorry....I wasn't in this episode....not much I can do

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                        I was cracking up so many times during that episode...

                        Sorta a take off of "Pantsgate Atlantis", spoilers from Sateda anyway...
                        Spoiler:
                        What I mean to say is... I don't have any...
                        Pants?
                        No! I have those... Well... I had those until Elles snuck into my house one night and burned them all... But skirts work fine...
                        Me: That wasn't me... it was Puddle_Jumper_One.

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                          Originally posted by Elles
                          I was cracking up so many times during that episode...

                          Sorta a take off of "Pantsgate Atlantis", spoilers from Sateda anyway...
                          Spoiler:
                          What I mean to say is... I don't have any...
                          Pants?
                          No! I have those... Well... I had those until Elles snuck into my house one night and burned them all... But skirts work fine...
                          Me: That wasn't me... it was Puddle_Jumper_One.
                          Yes, I thought that the whole: "We're still having fun right?" attitude was good for the audience.
                          There are Brave Pilots. There are old Pilots. But there are no brave, old Pilots.

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                            'Cept for it supported Sheyla... Grr...
                            Cooper!!!

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                              :Alright, which one of you fired the drone?
                              :Beckett did, but it was my idea!
                              :Well, I didn't shoot that wraith because Ronon said he'd kill me if i did!
                              :It was all Beckett's idea!
                              :Thanks beckett, I don't know how i can ever repay you!
                              Spoiler:

                              :Ohh, I don't know about that, I can think of a few ways. Wink wink!
                              :.........??????
                              :Well alright.

                              :What? I could have shot that wraith at anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              The MT one has MT will,
                              The MT one is MT still!!!
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                                Originally posted by Elles
                                I was cracking up so many times during that episode...

                                Sorta a take off of "Pantsgate Atlantis", spoilers from Sateda anyway...
                                Spoiler:
                                What I mean to say is... I don't have any...
                                Pants?
                                No! I have those... Well... I had those until Elles snuck into my house one night and burned them all... But skirts work fine...
                                Me: That wasn't me... it was Puddle_Jumper_One.
                                *shakes head in shame* Blaming me for your mistakes.....I would've burned all his clothes.....then he's be walking around naked.....not in skirts...but nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

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