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    daniel: "vala, how you like my new kilt?"
    vala: "oh sweetie, it fits perfect"

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      : Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea???? SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!! WHO'S ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS YOU SEE??? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!

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        Jonas: *singing and skipping and wearing a sweater*It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
        *knocks on a door*
        Hello, I'm Mr. Quinn. Will you be my neighbor?

        To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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          Uh... Vala? Why are your breasts twitching?
          Yo!
          (groan) That's why. They twitch with a sense of foreboding.

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            Originally posted by Elles
            Jonas: *singing and skipping and wearing a sweater*It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
            *knocks on a door*
            Hello, I'm Mr. Quinn. Will you be my neighbor?
            is it strange that I find that almost cute?

            hey rodney, what are you watching?
            Back to the future! It's the greatest...wanna watch?

            Spoiler:

            Originally posted by penguininablender
            hey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!
            Originally posted by Rainbow Sun Francks
            OMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.

            - RSF

            http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!

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              Hi
              Hi
              Listen...Shepperd
              No, let's just try to forget about last night...
              But -
              Ronan!
              I'm late.
              No you're not - you got here right on time.
              No, I mean....I'm LATE.
              ...........Oh...........crap.
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                Originally posted by mappalazarou
                Hi
                Hi
                Listen...Shepperd
                No, let's just try to forget about last night...
                But -
                Ronan!
                I'm late.
                No you're not - you got here right on time.
                No, I mean....I'm LATE.
                ...........Oh...........crap.
                *snort*

                **nine months later**
                : Congratulations... it's a donut.

                To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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                  Originally posted by Elles
                  *snort*

                  **nine months later**
                  : Congratulations... it's a donut.
                  *giggles*

                  : *eats it* man I've been craving donuts forever
                  : Oh no he ate Kenny!!! the donut
                  : you B*stard

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                    Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_One
                    : Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea???? SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!! WHO'S ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS YOU SEE??? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!
                    your always craking me up
                    https://twitter.com/#!/Solar_wind84

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                      : If NAUTICAL NONSENSE IS SOMETHING YOU WISH!!!!

                      : SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!

                      : THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH

                      : SPONGEBOB SQUARPANTS!!! SPONGEBOB SQUARPANTS. SPOOOOOOONGEBOB SQUAREPAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!

                      : yup they're high

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                        Ford: *Hops self up on Wraith drugs* I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, that is what I'd truly like to be! For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, everyone would be in love with me!

                        To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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                          Originally posted by Elles
                          Ford: *Hops self up on Wraith drugs* I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, that is what I'd truly like to be! For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, everyone would be in love with me!
                          : I love ya.....sexy

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                            [just after flying off of Deadalus and before engaging in a dogfight in his F-302] I am a leaf on the wind, see how I soar.
                            Adam:"I reject your reality and subisute myown."

                            O'Neill:
                            "IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?!"

                            Carter:
                            "It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth."

                            CARTER: You made [this]?
                            ORLIN: You wouldn't believe the things you could make from the common simple idems lying around your planet. Which reminds me...you're going to need a new microwave.

                            Weir: You destroyed 3/4 of a solar system!
                            McKay: Actually 5/6, its not an extact science.

                            Slashdot:
                            "Well railguns are neat and all, but I'm still not joining the Army until they invent the respawn point."

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                              Originally posted by Thor's Pal
                              [just after flying off of Deadalus and before engaging in a dogfight in his F-302] I am a leaf on the wind, see how I soar.
                              Oh God, how I love that quote... and then you-know-who got skewered before he could complete it again... *tear*

                              To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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                                Sheppard? I just wanted to say that last night was wonderful!

                                What are you talking about?

                                Um... Elizabeth? That was me.

                                Damn!
                                Andromeda Fate
                                Something you need to ask yourself everyday, with every decision - WWMD "What Would McKay Do?"
                                "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you" - Teal'c
                                "Go suck a lemon!" - Carter
                                "Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls." - Peter S. Beagle
                                "I hope your apple pie is frickin' worth it!" - Supernatural

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