Things they would never ever ever say

[SG-25CSAR]

Eating of world
You know, this really dosen't taste like checkin!

Books? Tell me about these Books you speek off
They're the best things that happened since Astrophysics tv!

I HATE Carter
Indeed, I should of closed the Iris when I had the chance...

Can't we all get along?
Yeah, sure..Why Not? Want mcdonalds or KFC?
KFC, You know...this could be a start of a Beutifull Friendship!

[Cam_Mitchell]

Ori Prior: Hallowed are the chocolate covered donuts with sprinkles!

Sheppard: John Jacob Jingle Heimer Sheppard, his name is my name too! And everyday when he went out, walking people would shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingle Heimer Sheppard!" Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hahaha now that is funny. LMAO, LAMO, LAMO

[Cam_Mitchell]

Daniel Jackson is it possible for me to meet the easter bunny.

[wise one]

sam i have three words to tell you.
his gonna say 'please marry me'
I AM GAY

[penguininablender]

Daniel Jackson is it possible for me to meet the easter bunny.

lol
yeah big guy...about the easter bunny. he's not real...
*tear*
...ly free in his schedule right now, but maybe some other time
I do indeed look forward to that day

[duckedtapedemon]

WHAT?

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Jack - General Hammond, Apophis's flying head has escaped again.

Apophis's flying head - Mwahahahaha, now the galaxy will be mine!.....again....

[Commander Jumper]

: I like pineapple
: I like pineapple too!
: stop trying to replace me!!!!
: how about you stop trying to.....be so hard to replace
: STOP!!!!
: Fer cryin' out loud!!!
: That's it!!!! you're so going down.
(Jack and Cameron start a cat fight)


: Shouldn't we stop them
: wait a few minutes.........

[penguininablender]

: I like pineapple
: I like pineapple too!
: stop trying to replace me!!!!
: how about you stop trying to.....be so hard to replace
: STOP!!!!
: Fer cryin' out loud!!!
: That's it!!!! you're so going down.
(Jack and Cameron start a cat fight)


: Shouldn't we stop them
: wait a few minutes.........

lol, I thought you said in the other thread that Cam touched a poisonous sword, hehe. very funny

[Commander Jumper]

he did!....can anyone sense that I'm not quite happy with out Rick???

[penguininablender]

he did!....can anyone sense that I'm not quite happy with out Rick???

just a little

I like to move it, move it

[Commander Jumper]

just a little

I like to move it, move it

*giggles*I saw a youtube where Teal'c sings that.......

: shake that groove thing
: She likes Hammond, Teal'c, Daniel, John, Rodney, Jonas, Ronon, Weir, Sam, Ford, Beckett, Teyla, thw wraith, and Jack more than me.
*Walter walks past*
: hey sexy

[Lilith]

Jack and Sam go to Eureka.

: so your name is Jack
Jack Carter:yup
: and your last name is Carter?
Jack Carter :Yup
: and you said Fer cryin' out loud a few minutes ago?
Jack Carter:yup
:and you smart?
Jack Carter: sort of
Jack: Carter!
(Sam and Jack Carter both look at him)
I think this is what it would be like if we had a kid
*rolls eyes*
(came up with this while IMing one of my buds.....)

i thought along the same lines when that part came up too...

[Commander Jumper]

well my friend I was IMing was talking about it as she watched it as did I. And she called it heaven because Checkov and Nerus were in it. my fave thing I IMed her was.

Me:Remember when Nerus walked into his house with the dog???
Freind: yeah
Me: how he said the dog could eat anything escept the sandwich???
Friend: yup
Me: when I saw that I yelled "DON'T TOUCH THE CUPCAKES"

[Lilith]

Nerus: I'm fasting today