Originally posted by RyantheGreat
How many children can a Prior have?
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Over his dead body!
How many children can a Prior have?
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Prior to becoming a Prior, (couldn't resist) Or after?Originally posted by Cherriey
9 and 3 1/2.
Where do the Priors get their robes?
Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war? 
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.
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Wal-Mart.Originally posted by RyantheGreat
How many McDonalds are in the Ori galaxy?Comment
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DUH! Burger Human drove them out of business as the Wraith just didn't go for MickeyDi's.Originally posted by Cherriey
Why does Jack soak in jello?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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So he can keep his laugh lines.Originally posted by chyron
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Because lines are funnier.
If the Gates symbols were numbers, what woudl Earth number be?
Drahc
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
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One of them. lol =0)Originally posted by Drahc42
How much pressure does it take to break a pencil with one's teeth?Comment
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Depends on the color of the ink...
who would make a better Goa'uld, Walter or Siller?? Drahc
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move."Comment
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Siler.Originally posted by Drahc42
Would Landry ever use a wheelchair?Comment
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Only a motorizied one...Originally posted by Cherriey
Who would a Wraith turn down first, Jessica Alba, or Jessica Simpson? Or would he rather just starve?
And... the # for earth? 867-5309... Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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He would StarveOriginally posted by RyantheGreat
How many Jaffa does it take to dial a gateJedi_Master_Bra'tac, previously known as wako!
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Depends... are we talking about Setesh guards?Originally posted by wako!
Who is most likely to get carpal tunnel?Comment
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Ronon. That hair takes a lot of upkeep.Originally posted by Cherriey
Which doctor would be most likely to double as a veternarian? Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Dr. Lee. All that mouth to mouth when he took his kids to petting zoos could really pay off! =0)Originally posted by RyantheGreat
Where does hair come from?Comment
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Sub space feilds generated by the kawoosh(it sounds like something carter will say)Originally posted by Cherriey
How many wishes did Oma grant Daniel?Jedi_Master_Bra'tac, previously known as wako!
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