Originally posted by chyron
Why did Teyla flash the SGC?
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Yup, complete with his member picture-McKay sleeping with a teddy bear.
Why did Teyla flash the SGC?
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What a perv!Originally posted by Andrew Joshua Talon
She wanted to take a picture, but accidentaly left the flash on!
How many times has Sheppard gone on a date since he arrived in Atlantis?Comment
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Due to the lack of date palms in Pegasus it has been a grand total of 0.Originally posted by atlantisrocksWhat a perv!
She wanted to take a picture, but accidentaly left the flash on!
How many times has Sheppard gone on a date since he arrived in Atlantis?
Where are fruit loops born?
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At the Fairyland Dunkin' Donuts.Originally posted by Cherriey
What would the Wraith do at a rock concert?
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Originally posted by Tracker
Feed in the mosh pit as to not be noticed.
Does Atlantis has a laundry service, or do they do their own?Those who live with no fear inevitably lead boring lives, for fear is the element within our hearts that breathes excitement into our souls.Comment
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There are mini vacuums in the air that suck the dirt and grime off the clothes while you're wearing them.Originally posted by RiderMayBail
If Earth's sun could be seen from Atlantis what would its constellation look like?Comment
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cheeseOriginally posted by Cherriey
why did the ori spit on Baal?
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DUH! Everyone knows that when your chewing on chewing tobacco that you have to spit. They just missed the spitoon.Originally posted by Tealcfan
If the Atlantians were to discuss March Madness with the Athosians, would they understand?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Only if you used large words.Originally posted by chyron
How much distance is between each of Ronon's dreds?Comment
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Enough space for five lice!Originally posted by Cherriey
How many gallons of water would it take to fill Rodney's head?Comment
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What head?Originally posted by atlantisrocksEnough space for five lice!
How many gallons of water would it take to fill Rodney's head?
When speaking of Jack what would be the best way to finish this sentence, "Where there's cake there's..."Comment
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Only on Tuesdays.Originally posted by off-world
How many Atlantians fit in a puddle jumper?Comment
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Depends... how much do they each weigh?Originally posted by atlantisrocks
When does an Asgard NOT have a little grey butt?Comment
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Originally posted by atlantisrocks
I'm sure i'll get razed for this but....none, there are no Atlantians left....the ones there now are Earthlings.
How many licks does it takes to the gooy center of a prior stick?
It makes no difference what you do to me. But know this, the Ori are all-seeing.
[long pause] They are already aware of this affront to their eminence, and shall strike down those who dare to defy them.
Nothing yet. You?
Drawing a blank. A little thirsty.
That doesn't count
No, it doesn't.Comment
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