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Annubis...who wouldn't want Darth Siddious as their dad??
Which system lord got grounded the most?
DUH! Lord Voldermot because he was always sneaking up behind people and saying BOO!
What did the Orii do on Saturday nights back when they were teenagers?
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
How many chews does it take to get to the center of a turkey sandwich?
DUH! None. Everybody knows that a turkey sandwhich is nothing but a doughnut phase shifted from another dimension. Apply the correct phase-differential algorithim and the turkey sandwich becomes the doughnut - then just turn it on its side.
What did the Atlantians use to heat up Chef-boyardee Ravioloi in the cans?
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
DUH! None. Everybody knows that a turkey sandwhich is nothing but a doughnut phase shifted from another dimension. Apply the correct phase-differential algorithim and the turkey sandwich becomes the doughnut - then just turn it on its side.
What did the Atlantians use to heat up Chef-boyardee Ravioloi in the cans?
If someone posts a reply to a GW forum thread that Sheppard has subscribed to, does the Puddlejumper Heads-up display immediately inform him?
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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