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Since when aren't magnets helpful when walking your dog? Hmmm, oh well.
As for the mothership issue, sure he'd call for a tow. Any smart system lord would have AAA roadside assistance.
Ok, here's my question - What do the Asgard like to do for a good time? They always seem so serious all the time. How do they unwind?
DA-UH! They temporarily transfer their consciousness(sp) to cats to unwind. EVERYBODY knows that! When they need to excercise, they transfer their conscousness into a mouse and run around in a wheel.
Why did the Ancients model the design of the Stargates on donuts?
Note: I think that each response should start with DUH! followed by some stupid action
Last edited by chyron; 13 November 2005, 02:23 AM.
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Yes, there is a special suprise inside? (Fairly Odd Parents reference)
Why doesn't anyone in Atlantis have a gameboy?
DUH! Amazon.com doesn't deliver outside the Milky Way and BestBuy only has stores on Earth.
If Sam's blonde, how come she's so smart?
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Do you think water cannons would help defeat the ori?
DUH! Its not like they're the Wicked Witch of the East. I'm pretty certain that she didn't ascend when Dorothy through water on her.
Who do you think is mostly likely to get up set at a hairdresser - Sam, Teyla or Sheppard?
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
DUH! Sehppard, because he'd be outraged at the entire prospect! (obviously he's never been...)
Why are the Tau'ri such a hypocritical Race? (In the matter of the kelownans, it's like the Tollan to the Tau'ri "No guns because you'll blow yourselfs up!")
DUH, because the dual morality is something no member of the race can avoid. This is simply the case because they are torn between their ideals and their practical application.
Is the probability that Sheppard and Teyla would end up together in bed the same as Sam and Baal?
DUH, because the dual morality is something no member of the race can avoid. This is simply the case because they are torn between their ideals and their practical application.
Is the probability that Sheppard and Teyla would end up together in bed the same as Sam and Baal?
DUH! Like no! Ba'al doesn't like blondes.
How do the off-world Stargates function without someone around to say 'Chevron 7 engaged' and such?
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Is there really a coffee planet in the milky way? You know, a planet that if you dial it, coffee starts flowing into the gateroom. Lots of coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
Is there really a coffee planet in the milky way? You know, a planet that if you dial it, coffee starts flowing into the gateroom. Lots of coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
is the coffee hot? poor people in the gateroom will get burned by gatecoffee
Hammond:"Close the blast doors!"
Walter:"Sir, the coffee's melting all the doors!"
Carter:"Maybe I can re--"
Hammond:"No time for that, Colonel. We'll have to drink it all! Walter, get me a bendy straw."
Gone Fission
"He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."
is the coffee hot? poor people in the gateroom will get burned by gatecoffee
Hammond:"Close the blast doors!"
Walter:"Sir, the coffee's melting all the doors!"
Carter:"Maybe I can re--"
Hammond:"No time for that, Colonel. We'll have to drink it all! Walter, get me a bendy straw."
the coffee is just as hot as regular coffee is. Not nearly hot enought to melt quarter-inch industrial strength blast door steel.
Oh... New question:
If i had a huge magnet, would a jaffa in full battle armor stick to it? they seem to wear lots of metal and stuff.
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