~Stupid Question Game~

[AscendedOne]

No but they found a tokra JFK.
Why is naquada blue?

[Buggy542]

DUH! It's a derivative of blue jello!

Will Jack ever finish a crossword?

[AscendedOne]

No, he stuck on 5 across: animated tv sitcom with catchphrase "D'oh!"
Why do the SG teams use p-90s?

[PartyLikeIts1984]

No, he stuck on 5 across: animated tv sitcom with catchphrase "D'oh!"
Why do the SG teams use p-90s?

Duh! Because you can't get by on mad ninja skillz alone!

Why are there no Starbucks in Pegasus?

[AscendedOne]

Caribou Coffee beat them to it.
Why dont they name a asgard ship after Carter?

[TechnoWraith]

Caribou Coffee beat them to it.
Why dont they name a asgard ship after Carter?

Duh! she offered too many dumb ideas, that's why.

Where's the hiveship parking garage? There's gotta be a place to park those things, you know.

[DrGemini2405]

under O'Neill's house...

On a typical Friday night, do the Asgard go to:
a) Pizza Hut
b) McDonalds
c) Tesco?

[AscendedOne]

Duh McDonalds! Where else do you get happy meals??
Why does a zat stun on the first, and kill on the second?

[TechnoWraith]

Duh McDonalds! Where else do you get happy meals??
Why does a zat stun on the first, and kill on the second?

Duh! It would take all the fun out of it if the Zat killed on the first shot.

How exactly do the asgards tell themselves apart? They all look the same!

[RA the sun god]

duh!! they dont care who there talking to!!so it dosent matter
Q:whats the point of jaffa helmets???there useless

[AscendedOne]

Duh!! All the jaffa were recruited at a costume party.
Why does Silar always carry a wrench?

[Naonak]

Why does Silar always carry a wrench?

It makes him feel like a big man.

How does Carter know the theme tune to SG-1?

[skritsys]

Carter has been through the mirror and seen the real world.

Do Asgards use the bathroom?

[xkawaiix]

Carter has been through the mirror and seen the real world.

Do Asgards use the bathroom?

Duh! Of course not! That's why Jack always ends up stealing goa'uld ships.

[Tracy Jane]

Seeing as there's no question to reply to, I want to take this opportunity to reply to a few interesting posts.

mother-goose pray tell, what was the food-processing joke?

Oranos too true. Have you seen the Christmas Lego advert? They actually show replicators, or near as!

Ascended One Nice to see you've been reading up on your fan fic. That was one long (and very bizarre) story. JFK, Marilyn Monroe. It WAS fanfic, wasn't it? I was very tired. Could have been canon, for all I know.


Naonak Did wonder that myself a few times,

And tada.... my question is....

If two zats kill, then have SG1 died multiple times or is there a best before date (eg, please shoot within 20 mins)