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And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.
River: My food is problematic.
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My guess is that big honkin' wrench he's always carrying.And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.
River: My food is problematic.
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--you watch a Lifetime movie that stars melissa joan heart and corin nemic, and you immediately tell everyone else in the room that the story takes place on Kelwona.
--you have all the stargate dvds and still watch the reruns on Scifi.
--decorate your rather large fish tank like Atlantis, and proceed to name each fish Sheppard, Mckay, etc.
--your dog is named Wier (which people always mistake for "Wierd?")
--you believe you can ascend when you die"And what would humans be without love?"
"RARE," said Death.
--Discworld
[Oglethorpe has built a copy of the stargate]
Emory: Isn't that the Starga--
Oglethorpe: No! It's the Fargate! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've ever seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
Emory: But--
Oglethorpe: No, it's a Fargate! From the makers of Thindependence Day!
--Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Originally posted by Vega--you watch a Lifetime movie that stars melissa joan heart and corin nemic, and you immediately tell everyone else in the room that the story takes place on Kelwona.And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.
River: My food is problematic.
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- most of: www.geocities.com/nodot1989/humor.html
- you think the universe is an apple. (No, not my idea.)
- when your friends, who've never seen Stargate, can carry on a conversation about it with an actual Gate head. (Yes, mine.)
- when you know every line of every episode by heart and could remake every episode using a paint program and something to put the images together like a movie. (mine)This poster has a Superiority Complex. Apologies in advance.
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Originally posted by Hex.FTB.enabledThat movie had a ton of stargate cameos! Very strange to watch..."And what would humans be without love?"
"RARE," said Death.
--Discworld
[Oglethorpe has built a copy of the stargate]
Emory: Isn't that the Starga--
Oglethorpe: No! It's the Fargate! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've ever seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
Emory: But--
Oglethorpe: No, it's a Fargate! From the makers of Thindependence Day!
--Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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When you begin calling people you don't like "Steve"And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.
River: My food is problematic.
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WHen you think people with long white hair and white mustaches are Wraith.
When you're convinced that vampires are really wraith that are hiding on earth.
when you spend most of your time on this BBS trying to attain the status of system lord.'Nou ani anquietus' - 'We are the Ancients:’ teachers of roads and builders of the 'gate.
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