Sorry if some sentences were already given, I haven't read this thread when I wrote them...
you know you watch too much stargate when...
* When you see any real pharaonic egyptian artifact, you wonder whose System Lords it belongs to.
* When you watch serious National Geographic shows about the pyramids and who built them, you roll your eyes and think "nonsense, I know they were built by aliens!"
* When you hear or see the ordinary word "ancient", you think about ascended beings..
* When you come across an object that is labelled as "ancient", you want to touch it to see if you have the ATA gene.
* When you cross a bridge made of a metal grid, you feel you're walking on the ramp to the Stargate.
* When you see a not-so-skinny & not-so-young bald man, you want to say "Good morning, General".
* When you spot someone with a tatoo on their forehead, you want to say "Tecmateh brother".
* When you are in a dangerous situation and feel your time is up, you want to say "Shel kek nem ron, I die free"
* When your boss/teacher/mother is talking angrilly, you expect their eyes to glow any minute.
* When you go to work, you wish you had a transport ring or even a stargate to take you there and back quickly.
* When somebody asks you a question, you answer "Indeeeed" instead of "yeah".
* When you are invited to a party on <friday> evening, you refuse because you have some TV show to watch.
<replace by the day that it airs where you live>.
* When you're in an elevator, you hum the Stargate theme music.
* When you're in a steak house restaurant, you are tempted to order 3 of their biggest steak, for you alone.
* When you look at the stars at night, you know we're not alone.
* When you hear about deep space telemetry, you know they're lying.
* When one of your friends/colleague/neighbour is always wearing a hat, you
suspect he is a Jaffa.
* When you see any big, circular ring, you can't help smiling. especially if it
spins.
* When you see water ripples with light reflecting on them, you have "event
horizon" in your mind.
* When you find something in latin, you want to write it in Ancient's alphabet.
* When your new girlfriend says every man she dated had died, you guess what's her real job, get wounded and listen to her revelations / or you run away as fast as you can.
* When someone asks you to go fishing, you answer without thinking that you can't go this time.
* When you visit a crystal/jewlery shop, you look for a crystal skull.
* When you have ketchup & mustard, you draw a smiley face on your plate.
* When you choose your next holiday destination, Antartica is on your list.
* When you're in front of a weird looking mirror, you touch it to see what
happens.
* When you haven't feelt hungry nor thirsty for a long time, you wonder if you're not a robot clone in fact.
* When you hear the word "replicate", your heart starts beating faster.
* When you hear "Simpsons", you think "Stargate".
* When the word "Gate" is mentioned as an ordinary portal, you mentally add the prefix 'Star-' in front of it.
* When you go to a doctor and she looks like Dr. Fraiser, you feel weird. If she light your eyes with a pen, you feel weirder. if she mentions the iris of your
eyes, you feel even weirder. If she says your body has been infected by nanites, you're dreaming!
* You started talking to your plants.
* You're scared of Nitendos.
* You want to visit Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado Springs.
* You don't think about the year 1969 as you used to do.
* You don't think blondes are dumb anymore.
* You don't need to mentally calculate that 100 days is roughly 3 months.
* You wish you could have been an archeologist.
* You practise raising one eyebrow.
* You never create a password based on your dog's name.
* Your attention is awaken when you hear a name in real life, that a stargate
character has.
* You always carry a chocolate bar with you, for protection and make new friends.
* You started to say "For crying out loud", "Indeed", "Extremely", "Nice!",
"Sweet", "Open/close the iris", "Sholva", and even "Cumtraya!".
* You wish you had a Zat gun.
* You know about Schrödinger even if you never took Quantum mechanics classes.
* Even if you suck at geometry, you know that Pi is about 3.14159 and is used to find the circumference of a circle by measuring the radius.
* Magnets have a whole new meaning for you now.
* If you have friends who behave like stargate characters, you call them by the character's name.
* You feel the last 10 years were too quick.
* You visit Gateworld every day
you know you watch too much stargate when...
* When you see any real pharaonic egyptian artifact, you wonder whose System Lords it belongs to.
* When you watch serious National Geographic shows about the pyramids and who built them, you roll your eyes and think "nonsense, I know they were built by aliens!"
* When you hear or see the ordinary word "ancient", you think about ascended beings..
* When you come across an object that is labelled as "ancient", you want to touch it to see if you have the ATA gene.
* When you cross a bridge made of a metal grid, you feel you're walking on the ramp to the Stargate.
* When you see a not-so-skinny & not-so-young bald man, you want to say "Good morning, General".
* When you spot someone with a tatoo on their forehead, you want to say "Tecmateh brother".
* When you are in a dangerous situation and feel your time is up, you want to say "Shel kek nem ron, I die free"
* When your boss/teacher/mother is talking angrilly, you expect their eyes to glow any minute.
* When you go to work, you wish you had a transport ring or even a stargate to take you there and back quickly.
* When somebody asks you a question, you answer "Indeeeed" instead of "yeah".
* When you are invited to a party on <friday> evening, you refuse because you have some TV show to watch.
<replace by the day that it airs where you live>.
* When you're in an elevator, you hum the Stargate theme music.
* When you're in a steak house restaurant, you are tempted to order 3 of their biggest steak, for you alone.
* When you look at the stars at night, you know we're not alone.
* When you hear about deep space telemetry, you know they're lying.
* When one of your friends/colleague/neighbour is always wearing a hat, you
suspect he is a Jaffa.
* When you see any big, circular ring, you can't help smiling. especially if it
spins.
* When you see water ripples with light reflecting on them, you have "event
horizon" in your mind.
* When you find something in latin, you want to write it in Ancient's alphabet.
* When your new girlfriend says every man she dated had died, you guess what's her real job, get wounded and listen to her revelations / or you run away as fast as you can.
* When someone asks you to go fishing, you answer without thinking that you can't go this time.
* When you visit a crystal/jewlery shop, you look for a crystal skull.
* When you have ketchup & mustard, you draw a smiley face on your plate.
* When you choose your next holiday destination, Antartica is on your list.
* When you're in front of a weird looking mirror, you touch it to see what
happens.
* When you haven't feelt hungry nor thirsty for a long time, you wonder if you're not a robot clone in fact.
* When you hear the word "replicate", your heart starts beating faster.
* When you hear "Simpsons", you think "Stargate".
* When the word "Gate" is mentioned as an ordinary portal, you mentally add the prefix 'Star-' in front of it.
* When you go to a doctor and she looks like Dr. Fraiser, you feel weird. If she light your eyes with a pen, you feel weirder. if she mentions the iris of your
eyes, you feel even weirder. If she says your body has been infected by nanites, you're dreaming!
* You started talking to your plants.
* You're scared of Nitendos.
* You want to visit Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado Springs.
* You don't think about the year 1969 as you used to do.
* You don't think blondes are dumb anymore.
* You don't need to mentally calculate that 100 days is roughly 3 months.
* You wish you could have been an archeologist.
* You practise raising one eyebrow.
* You never create a password based on your dog's name.
* Your attention is awaken when you hear a name in real life, that a stargate
character has.
* You always carry a chocolate bar with you, for protection and make new friends.
* You started to say "For crying out loud", "Indeed", "Extremely", "Nice!",
"Sweet", "Open/close the iris", "Sholva", and even "Cumtraya!".
* You wish you had a Zat gun.
* You know about Schrödinger even if you never took Quantum mechanics classes.
* Even if you suck at geometry, you know that Pi is about 3.14159 and is used to find the circumference of a circle by measuring the radius.
* Magnets have a whole new meaning for you now.
* If you have friends who behave like stargate characters, you call them by the character's name.
* You feel the last 10 years were too quick.
* You visit Gateworld every day
I live in one state and work in another, but my commute is so long that it feels like I live on one planet and work on another... Stargates would cut down my commuting time considerably!
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