Originally posted by Puget Sound
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."
• A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.
• Her Foothold evil twin, for when she just doesn't want to deal with Jack
-A copy of the permission papers to proceed to a cavity search on Jack O'Neill, to threaten him with.
-A special pack of extra large needles lovingly labeled "For Jack"
-A list of all the times she had to stand by and do nothing while somebody was dying and why it's ok not to feel guilty.
-A meter long stick with a red and yellow flag with a doctor happy face for when she goes off world. So they don't loose her in the tall grass. ( )
-a Red Cross flag and booklets
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."
• A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.
• Her Foothold evil twin, for when she just doesn't want to deal with Jack
-A copy of the permission papers to proceed to a cavity search on Jack O'Neill, to threaten him with.
-A special pack of extra large needles lovingly labeled "For Jack"
-A list of all the times she had to stand by and do nothing while somebody was dying and why it's ok not to feel guilty.
-A meter long stick with a red and yellow flag with a doctor happy face for when she goes off world. So they don't loose her in the tall grass. ( )
-a Red Cross flag and booklets
That's where you're wrong. Right this way, AZ
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