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    Originally posted by Sue_Jackson
    13. A pair of Daniel's glasses which she kisses everyday.
    Ahhh....she already has Daniel bound & gagged in the backpack
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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      1. Earthlings For Dummies.
      2. A picture of Teyla.
      3. The Goa'uld For Dummies.
      4. Emily Post's Book of Etiquette.
      5. His collection of shrunken wraith heads
      6. A Furling
      7. A spare gun or two.
      8. "Rage, and how to exploit it" - A DVD

      9. Caesar salad to share with Teyla at lunchtime.

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        1. Framed photo of SG-1 original members to worship.
        2. All four season box sets of Farscape.
        3. Rigel
        4. A book - "Me, Myself, and I : Getting to know the real you."
        5. an idiots guide to off world holiday
        6. A PSP
        7. Secret, unmailed love letters to Sam
        8. a French manicure set
        9. a spare hat
        10. Mr Spocks guide to Startrek Storylines
        11. A lot of spare SG-1 badges
        12. Carolyn Lam's picture with a red heart drawn around her face.

        13. 800 number for the vending machine repair company.

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          1. Copy of the book, "I'm Okay, You're Okay"
          2. "The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care" by Dr. Spock.
          3. Recording of the song "Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen"
          4. A Basketball
          5. A Pet Prior
          6. A spare coffee mug
          7. Eyebrow trimmers
          8. Throat lozenges

          9. "Principles of Leadership" by George Hammond

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            1. A shoe horn
            2. A copy of the book, 'Dress For Success'
            3. Earth For Dummies
            4. A priceless artifact "borrowed" from Daniel's office.
            5. A photo of Daniel.
            6. A alien Novel
            7. perfume (the lady's gotta smell nice )
            8. Daniel bound & gagged (its not so much a backpack as it is a bodybag in terms of size)
            9. An autographed Book of Origin
            10. Penicillin
            11. Her autobiography, "Flirting, Sex and Daniel Jackson"
            12. An autographed picture of Martha Stewart to which she prays every evening before going to bed
            13. A pair of Daniel's glasses which she kisses everyday.
            14. Handcuffs and liquid latax (never forget the fun )
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              1. A shoe horn
              2. A copy of the book, 'Dress For Success'
              3. Earth For Dummies
              4. A priceless artifact "borrowed" from Daniel's office.
              5. A photo of Daniel.
              6. A alien Novel
              7. perfume (the lady's gotta smell nice )
              8. Daniel bound & gagged (its not so much a backpack as it is a bodybag in terms of size)
              9. An autographed Book of Origin
              10. Penicillin
              11. Her autobiography, "Flirting, Sex and Daniel Jackson"
              12. An autographed picture of Martha Stewart to which she prays every evening before going to bed
              13. A pair of Daniel's glasses which she kisses everyday.
              14. Handcuffs and liquid latax (never forget the fun )
              15. Phone numbers of the nearest emergency rooms (because of the handcuffs and the latex )
              "You cannot reason with your own heart;
              it has it's own laws and beats about things
              which the intellect scorns."
              - Mark Twain -

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                1. Copy of the book, "I'm Okay, You're Okay"
                2. "The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care" by Dr. Spock.
                3. Recording of the song "Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen"
                4. A Basketball
                5. A Pet Prior
                6. A spare coffee mug
                7. Eyebrow trimmers
                8. Throat lozenges
                9. "Principles of Leadership" by George Hammond
                10. Copy of "Leadership" tape by Rodney McKay
                "You cannot reason with your own heart;
                it has it's own laws and beats about things
                which the intellect scorns."
                - Mark Twain -

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                  Originally posted by Sela
                  14. Handcuffs and liquid latax (never forget the fun )
                  And just with what do you think Daniel is bound and gagged with?
                  "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                  I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                    . Earthlings For Dummies.
                    2. A picture of Teyla.
                    3. The Goa'uld For Dummies.
                    4. Emily Post's Book of Etiquette.
                    5. His collection of shrunken wraith heads
                    6. A Furling
                    7. A spare gun or two.
                    8. "Rage, and how to exploit it" - A DVD
                    9. Caesar salad to share with Teyla at lunchtime.
                    10. Lucozade for that 'runner' fuel.
                    * Always remember - You are unique, just like everyone else. *

                    * Avoid employing unlucky people, throw half of the CVs in the bin without reading them. *

                    Lost City, Part 2 - The Gateworld best ep S1-7

                    The 'Everyone Gets A Compliment' Thread

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                      1. A shoe horn
                      2. A copy of the book, 'Dress For Success'
                      3. Earth For Dummies
                      4. A priceless artifact "borrowed" from Daniel's office.
                      5. A photo of Daniel.
                      6. A alien Novel
                      7. perfume (the lady's gotta smell nice )
                      8. Daniel bound & gagged (its not so much a backpack as it is a bodybag in terms of size)
                      9. An autographed Book of Origin
                      10. Penicillin
                      11. Her autobiography, "Flirting, Sex and Daniel Jackson"
                      12. An autographed picture of Martha Stewart to which she prays every evening before going to bed
                      13. A pair of Daniel's glasses which she kisses everyday.
                      14. Handcuffs and liquid latax (never forget the fun )
                      15. Phone numbers of the nearest emergency rooms (because of the handcuffs and the latex )
                      16. A bowling ball (pink of course)
                      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                        1. Earthlings For Dummies.
                        2. A picture of Teyla.
                        3. The Goa'uld For Dummies.
                        4. Emily Post's Book of Etiquette.
                        5. His collection of shrunken wraith heads
                        6. A Furling
                        7. A spare gun or two.
                        8. "Rage, and how to exploit it" - A DVD
                        9. Caesar salad to share with Teyla at lunchtime.
                        10. Lucozade for that 'runner' fuel.
                        11. The needlepoint that he's been working on
                        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                          1. Earthlings For Dummies.
                          2. A picture of Teyla.
                          3. The Goa'uld For Dummies.
                          4. Emily Post's Book of Etiquette.
                          5. His collection of shrunken wraith heads
                          6. A Furling
                          7. A spare gun or two.
                          8. "Rage, and how to exploit it" - A DVD
                          9. Caesar salad to share with Teyla at lunchtime.
                          10. Lucozade for that 'runner' fuel.
                          11. The needlepoint that he's been working on
                          12. Pachuli oil for the dreads

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                            1. Earthlings For Dummies.
                            2. A picture of Teyla.
                            3. The Goa'uld For Dummies.
                            4. Emily Post's Book of Etiquette.
                            5. His collection of shrunken wraith heads
                            6. A Furling
                            7. A spare gun or two.
                            8. "Rage, and how to exploit it" - A DVD
                            9. Caesar salad to share with Teyla at lunchtime.
                            10. Lucozade for that 'runner' fuel.
                            11. The needlepoint that he's been working on
                            12. Self Matters : Creating Your Life from the Inside Out by Dr. Phil McGraw

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                              1. A shoe horn
                              2. A copy of the book, 'Dress For Success'
                              3. Earth For Dummies
                              4. A priceless artifact "borrowed" from Daniel's office.
                              5. A photo of Daniel.
                              6. A alien Novel
                              7. perfume (the lady's gotta smell nice )
                              8. Daniel bound & gagged (its not so much a backpack as it is a bodybag in terms of size)
                              9. An autographed Book of Origin
                              10. Penicillin
                              11. Her autobiography, "Flirting, Sex and Daniel Jackson"
                              12. An autographed picture of Martha Stewart to which she prays every evening before going to bed
                              13. A pair of Daniel's glasses which she kisses everyday.
                              14. Handcuffs and liquid latax (never forget the fun )
                              15. Phone numbers of the nearest emergency rooms (because of the handcuffs and the latex )
                              16. A bowling ball (pink of course)
                              17. Contraceptives - Various types

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                                1. Copy of the book, "I'm Okay, You're Okay"
                                2. "The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care" by Dr. Spock.
                                3. Recording of the song "Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen"
                                4. A Basketball
                                5. A Pet Prior
                                6. A spare coffee mug
                                7. Eyebrow trimmers
                                8. Throat lozenges
                                9. "Principles of Leadership" by George Hammond
                                10. Copy of "Leadership" tape by Rodney McKay
                                12. "The Fabulous Baker Boys" starring Beau Bridges

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