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    #46
    • "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
    • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
    • His Starwars action figures
    • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
    • Economy size boxes of Jello
    • Jaffa Cakes
    • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
    • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
    • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
    • Tritonin
    • Junior
    • A picture of Ry'ac
    • a hat of the week
    • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
    • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
    • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
    • gold body paint
    • The Joke Book that he's writing
    • his Canucks hockey jersey
    • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
    • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
    • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
    • Junior's coat, a modified sock
    • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
    • A Han Solo action figure
    • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
    • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
    • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
    • "Tauri for Dummies"
    • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
    • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
    • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
    • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
    • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
    • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
    • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
    • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
    • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
    • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
    • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
    • MRE's
    -Matches-so he can light his meditation candles
    • Condoms
    efficiency is nothing more than intelligent laziness

    Comment

      #47
      • "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
      • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
      • His Starwars action figures
      • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
      • Economy size boxes of Jello
      • Jaffa Cakes
      • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
      • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
      • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
      • Tritonin
      • Junior
      • A picture of Ry'ac
      • a hat of the week
      • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
      • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
      • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
      • gold body paint
      • The Joke Book that he's writing
      • his Canucks hockey jersey
      • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
      • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
      • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
      • Junior's coat, a modified sock
      • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
      • A Han Solo action figure
      • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
      • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
      • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
      • "Tauri for Dummies"
      • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
      • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
      • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
      • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
      • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
      • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
      • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
      • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
      • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
      • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
      • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
      • MRE's
      *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
      *Apartment credit check report.
      Condoms
      Causality should not be taken lightly.

      Comment

        #48
        • "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
        • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
        • His Starwars action figures
        • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
        • Economy size boxes of Jello
        • Jaffa Cakes
        • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
        • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
        • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
        • Tritonin
        • Junior
        • A picture of Ry'ac
        • a hat of the week
        • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
        • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
        • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
        • gold body paint
        • The Joke Book that he's writing
        • his Canucks hockey jersey
        • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
        • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
        • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
        • Junior's coat, a modified sock
        • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
        • A Han Solo action figure
        • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
        • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
        • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
        • "Tauri for Dummies"
        • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
        • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
        • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
        • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
        • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
        • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
        • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
        • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
        • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
        • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
        • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
        • MRE's
        *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
        *Apartment credit check report.
        *Condoms

        *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.


        Comment

          #49
          "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
          • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
          • His Starwars action figures
          • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
          • Economy size boxes of Jello
          • Jaffa Cakes
          • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
          • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
          • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
          • Tritonin
          • Junior
          • A picture of Ry'ac
          • a hat of the week
          • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
          • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
          • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
          • gold body paint
          • The Joke Book that he's writing
          • his Canucks hockey jersey
          • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
          • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
          • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
          • Junior's coat, a modified sock
          • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
          • A Han Solo action figure
          • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
          • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
          • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
          • "Tauri for Dummies"
          • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
          • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
          • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
          • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
          • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
          • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
          • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
          • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
          • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
          • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
          • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
          • MRE's
          *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
          *Apartment credit check report.
          *Condoms
          *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
          * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
          Causality should not be taken lightly.

          Comment

            #50
            "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
            • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
            • His Starwars action figures
            • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
            • Economy size boxes of Jello
            • Jaffa Cakes
            • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
            • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
            • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
            • Tritonin
            • Junior
            • A picture of Ry'ac
            • a hat of the week
            • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
            • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
            • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
            • gold body paint
            • The Joke Book that he's writing
            • his Canucks hockey jersey
            • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
            • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
            • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
            • Junior's coat, a modified sock
            • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
            • A Han Solo action figure
            • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
            • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
            • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
            • "Tauri for Dummies"
            • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
            • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
            • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
            • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
            • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
            • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
            • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
            • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
            • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
            • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
            • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
            • MRE's
            *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
            *Apartment credit check report.
            *Condoms
            *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
            * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
            • A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
            Daniel: "A fool's heaven is a wise man's hell."
            O'Niell: "...Never run with scissors..."

            APOPHIS SAYS: "Walk like an Egyptian!"

            Comment

              #51
              "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
              • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
              • His Starwars action figures
              • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
              • Economy size boxes of Jello
              • Jaffa Cakes
              • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
              • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
              • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
              • Tritonin
              • Junior
              • A picture of Ry'ac
              • a hat of the week
              • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
              • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
              • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
              • gold body paint
              • The Joke Book that he's writing
              • his Canucks hockey jersey
              • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
              • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
              • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
              • Junior's coat, a modified sock
              • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
              • A Han Solo action figure
              • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
              • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
              • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
              • "Tauri for Dummies"
              • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
              • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
              • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
              • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
              • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
              • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
              • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
              • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
              • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
              • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
              • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
              • MRE's
              *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
              *Apartment credit check report.
              *Condoms
              *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
              * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
              * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)

              * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book

              Comment

                #52
                "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                • His Starwars action figures
                • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                • Economy size boxes of Jello
                • Jaffa Cakes
                • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                • Tritonin
                • Junior
                • A picture of Ry'ac
                • a hat of the week
                • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                • gold body paint
                • The Joke Book that he's writing
                • his Canucks hockey jersey
                • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                • A Han Solo action figure
                • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                • "Tauri for Dummies"
                • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                *Apartment credit check report.
                *Condoms
                *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                Causality should not be taken lightly.

                Comment

                  #53
                  "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                  • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                  • His Starwars action figures
                  • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                  • Economy size boxes of Jello
                  • Jaffa Cakes
                  • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                  • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                  • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                  • Tritonin
                  • Junior
                  • A picture of Ry'ac
                  • a hat of the week
                  • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                  • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                  • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                  • gold body paint
                  • The Joke Book that he's writing
                  • his Canucks hockey jersey
                  • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                  • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                  • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                  • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                  • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                  • A Han Solo action figure
                  • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                  • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                  • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                  • "Tauri for Dummies"
                  • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                  • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                  • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                  • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                  • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                  • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                  • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                  • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                  • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                  • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                  • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                  • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                  *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                  *Apartment credit check report.
                  *Condoms
                  *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                  * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                  * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                  * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                  * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                  * Fern (from Daniel)

                  "We'll keep the light on for you."

                  Comment

                    #54
                    "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                    • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                    • His Starwars action figures
                    • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                    • Economy size boxes of Jello
                    • Jaffa Cakes
                    • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                    • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                    • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                    • Tritonin
                    • Junior
                    • A picture of Ry'ac
                    • a hat of the week
                    • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                    • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                    • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                    • gold body paint
                    • The Joke Book that he's writing
                    • his Canucks hockey jersey
                    • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                    • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                    • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                    • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                    • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                    • A Han Solo action figure
                    • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                    • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                    • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                    • "Tauri for Dummies"
                    • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                    • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                    • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                    • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                    • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                    • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                    • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                    • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                    • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                    • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                    • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                    • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                    *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                    *Apartment credit check report.
                    *Condoms
                    *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                    * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                    * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                    * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                    * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                    * Fern (from Daniel)
                    *Snake Oil

                    "We'll keep the light on for you."

                    Comment

                      #55
                      "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                      • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                      • His Starwars action figures
                      • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                      • Economy size boxes of Jello
                      • Jaffa Cakes
                      • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                      • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                      • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                      • Tritonin
                      • Junior
                      • A picture of Ry'ac
                      • a hat of the week
                      • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                      • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                      • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                      • gold body paint
                      • The Joke Book that he's writing
                      • his Canucks hockey jersey
                      • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                      • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                      • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                      • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                      • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                      • A Han Solo action figure
                      • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                      • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                      • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                      • "Tauri for Dummies"
                      • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                      • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                      • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                      • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                      • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                      • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                      • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                      • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                      • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                      • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                      • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                      • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                      *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                      *Apartment credit check report.
                      *Condoms
                      *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                      * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                      * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                      * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                      * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                      * Fern (from Daniel)
                      *Snake Oil

                      - a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
                      - "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
                      - "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
                      May our transmatter beams cross again...

                      Proud Member of the Chevron Guy Club

                      "Out of that sea of stars came all the elements that make me what I am. "


                      Comment

                        #56
                        "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                        • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                        • His Starwars action figures
                        • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                        • Economy size boxes of Jello
                        • Jaffa Cakes
                        • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                        • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                        • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                        • Tritonin
                        • Junior
                        • A picture of Ry'ac
                        • a hat of the week
                        • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                        • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                        • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                        • gold body paint
                        • The Joke Book that he's writing
                        • his Canucks hockey jersey
                        • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                        • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                        • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                        • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                        • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                        • A Han Solo action figure
                        • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                        • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                        • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                        • "Tauri for Dummies"
                        • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                        • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                        • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                        • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                        • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                        • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                        • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                        • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                        • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                        • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                        • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                        • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                        *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                        *Apartment credit check report.
                        *Condoms
                        *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                        * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                        * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                        * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                        * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                        * Fern (from Daniel)
                        *Snake Oil
                        * a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
                        * "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
                        * "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
                        * The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
                        If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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                          #57
                          Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                          • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                          • His Starwars action figures
                          • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                          • Economy size boxes of Jello
                          • Jaffa Cakes
                          • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                          • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                          • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                          • Tritonin
                          • Junior
                          • A picture of Ry'ac
                          • a hat of the week
                          • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                          • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                          • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                          • gold body paint
                          • The Joke Book that he's writing
                          • his Canucks hockey jersey
                          • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                          • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                          • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                          • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                          • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                          • A Han Solo action figure
                          • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                          • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                          • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                          • "Tauri for Dummies"
                          • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                          • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                          • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                          • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                          • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                          • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                          • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                          • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                          • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                          • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                          • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                          • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                          *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                          *Apartment credit check report.
                          *Condoms
                          *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                          * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                          * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                          * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                          * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                          * Fern (from Daniel)
                          *Snake Oil
                          * a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
                          * "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
                          * "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
                          * The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."

                          * Spare change for the next massaging bed


                          Comment

                            #58
                            Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                            • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                            • His Starwars action figures
                            • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                            • Economy size boxes of Jello
                            • Jaffa Cakes
                            • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                            • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                            • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                            • Tritonin
                            • Junior
                            • A picture of Ry'ac
                            • a hat of the week
                            • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                            • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                            • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                            • gold body paint
                            • The Joke Book that he's writing
                            • his Canucks hockey jersey
                            • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                            • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                            • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                            • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                            • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                            • A Han Solo action figure
                            • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                            • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                            • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                            • "Tauri for Dummies"
                            • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                            • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                            • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                            • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                            • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                            • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                            • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                            • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                            • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                            • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                            • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                            • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                            *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                            *Apartment credit check report.
                            *Condoms
                            *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                            * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                            * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                            * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                            * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                            * Fern (from Daniel)
                            *Snake Oil
                            * a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
                            * "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
                            * "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
                            * The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
                            * Spare change for the next massaging bed

                            A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.

                            Comment

                              #59
                              Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                              • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                              • His Starwars action figures
                              • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                              • Economy size boxes of Jello
                              • Jaffa Cakes
                              • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                              • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                              • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                              • Tritonin
                              • Junior
                              • A picture of Ry'ac
                              • a hat of the week
                              • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                              • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                              • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                              • gold body paint
                              • The Joke Book that he's writing
                              • his Canucks hockey jersey
                              • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                              • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                              • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                              • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                              • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                              • A Han Solo action figure
                              • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                              • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                              • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                              • "Tauri for Dummies"
                              • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                              • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                              • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                              • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                              • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                              • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                              • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                              • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                              • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                              • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                              • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                              • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                              *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                              *Apartment credit check report.
                              *Condoms
                              *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                              * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                              * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                              * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                              * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                              * Fern (from Daniel)
                              *Snake Oil
                              * a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
                              * "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
                              * "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
                              * The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
                              * Spare change for the next massaging bed
                              *A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
                              * Taped episodes of Oprah.


                              Comment

                                #60
                                Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
                                • All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
                                • His Starwars action figures
                                • Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
                                • Economy size boxes of Jello
                                • Jaffa Cakes
                                • Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
                                • War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
                                • Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
                                • Tritonin
                                • Junior
                                • A picture of Ry'ac
                                • a hat of the week
                                • A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
                                • diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
                                • Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
                                • gold body paint
                                • The Joke Book that he's writing
                                • his Canucks hockey jersey
                                • Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
                                • The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
                                • Driver's license permit, issued 1969
                                • Junior's coat, a modified sock
                                • A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
                                • A Han Solo action figure
                                • Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
                                • a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
                                • Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
                                • "Tauri for Dummies"
                                • black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
                                • A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
                                • Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
                                • "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
                                • A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
                                • His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
                                • A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
                                • A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
                                • Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
                                • Anti-alien Bug bug spray
                                • A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
                                • MRE's-turkey sandwiches
                                *Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
                                *Apartment credit check report.
                                *Condoms
                                *"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
                                * DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
                                * A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
                                * "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
                                * Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
                                * Fern (from Daniel)
                                *Snake Oil
                                * a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
                                * "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
                                * "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
                                * The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
                                * Spare change for the next massaging bed
                                *A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
                                * Taped episodes of Oprah.

                                * String for pulling his eyebrow up.

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