Originally posted by rmbeast
Simpsons comic book
• Standard Military Issue Toothpicks and MRE's
• a deck of cards
• duct tape (it will fix anything!)
• a fishing pole and bait
• a picture of Charlie
• a knee brace
• a big honkin' gun
• "Science for Dummies" for those Carter moments
• an autographed picture of the cast of "Wormhole X-Treme!"
• crossword puzzle
• portable CD player with Opera/Classical CD
• Binoculars
• Thor's cell phone number
• A mini-telescope
• A Gameboy
• A Yo-yo
• A hockey puck
• Extra pair of fingerless gloves
• A dog
• A BIGGER backpack
• "The Wizard of Oz"
• hair dye.
• MAGNETS!
• A naughty magazine
• Travel Chess Set
• Swiss Army Knife
• a compass guaranteed to work in forest or desert environments
• A junior astromers set
• the Bible on tape
• Fluffy!
• Play-Doh
• Diplomatic Negotiation for Dummies
• Water Gun
• camoflage makeup
• extra sunglasses
• An autograph of Mary Steenburgen
• A pack of beers (probably Duff from The Simpsons)
• MacGyver DVD boxsets. **To include "The Lost Episodes."
• German Sausage
• Picture of MacGyver! Signed by Richard Dean Anderson!
• A Razor! He never seems to have facial hair not even when he gets stranded for days.
• Uma Thurmans phone number (which he got from Teal'c after she slipped in to him on a chance meeting in a local donut shop)
• juggling balls
• black stocking hat with flag of Norway on it
• all of the memos that he didn't read
• a bucket of ice (to cool himself off )
• a college English grammar book
• "The Quick Guide of How to Insult False Gods"
• AU picture of Sam and Jack married.
• A playstation.
• A CD-Player.
• A copy of Mad Magazine
• Secret love letters to Sam wich he aint gonna send.
• Threating letters to Pete that he IS gonna send if Pete ever dares to hurt Sam
• Donuts
• The Simpsons DVD Boxsets
• "Latin for Dummies".
• Notebook for listing everyting he is going to do if he ever gets to retire.
• Lucky camping coffee pot
• A spoken-Ancient to spoken-English translator - for those moments when he's not himself
•tickets to Gatecon
* condoms for Amazons who want to mate.
- a Claymore mine / C4 (for when it has to be blown up)
* picture of Uma Thurman
*broom for curling
* His reward list
• Standard Military Issue Toothpicks and MRE's
• a deck of cards
• duct tape (it will fix anything!)
• a fishing pole and bait
• a picture of Charlie
• a knee brace
• a big honkin' gun
• "Science for Dummies" for those Carter moments
• an autographed picture of the cast of "Wormhole X-Treme!"
• crossword puzzle
• portable CD player with Opera/Classical CD
• Binoculars
• Thor's cell phone number
• A mini-telescope
• A Gameboy
• A Yo-yo
• A hockey puck
• Extra pair of fingerless gloves
• A dog
• A BIGGER backpack
• "The Wizard of Oz"
• hair dye.
• MAGNETS!
• A naughty magazine
• Travel Chess Set
• Swiss Army Knife
• a compass guaranteed to work in forest or desert environments
• A junior astromers set
• the Bible on tape
• Fluffy!
• Play-Doh
• Diplomatic Negotiation for Dummies
• Water Gun
• camoflage makeup
• extra sunglasses
• An autograph of Mary Steenburgen
• A pack of beers (probably Duff from The Simpsons)
• MacGyver DVD boxsets. **To include "The Lost Episodes."
• German Sausage
• Picture of MacGyver! Signed by Richard Dean Anderson!
• A Razor! He never seems to have facial hair not even when he gets stranded for days.
• Uma Thurmans phone number (which he got from Teal'c after she slipped in to him on a chance meeting in a local donut shop)
• juggling balls
• black stocking hat with flag of Norway on it
• all of the memos that he didn't read
• a bucket of ice (to cool himself off )
• a college English grammar book
• "The Quick Guide of How to Insult False Gods"
• AU picture of Sam and Jack married.
• A playstation.
• A CD-Player.
• A copy of Mad Magazine
• Secret love letters to Sam wich he aint gonna send.
• Threating letters to Pete that he IS gonna send if Pete ever dares to hurt Sam
• Donuts
• The Simpsons DVD Boxsets
• "Latin for Dummies".
• Notebook for listing everyting he is going to do if he ever gets to retire.
• Lucky camping coffee pot
• A spoken-Ancient to spoken-English translator - for those moments when he's not himself
•tickets to Gatecon
* condoms for Amazons who want to mate.
- a Claymore mine / C4 (for when it has to be blown up)
* picture of Uma Thurman
*broom for curling
* His reward list
- Guinness Beer (Because he loves it so much)
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