pantsgate sg-1

[NightGloom]

"Pants will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up."

"We can only hope that this is the last pants to fall."

[samisjacksgal]

teal'c: "undomesticated pants could not remove me"

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

URGO: I want to live. I want to experience the universe and I want to eat pants!

O'NEILL: Who doesn't?

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O'NEILL :Ah, well you know my friend, Teal'c. I missed him at the celebration. He's coming into town. I brought him pants...

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WALTER DAVIS: Incoming Pants!

[sueKay]

Jack: C'mon Teal'c...you gotta dance...you gotta keep your feet moving and...keep your pants bent.
Teal'c: I believe you are referring to your pants O'Neill.

[.:Lemon:.]

Sorry if these have been done before:

Sam: It's theoretically possible
Jack: It's against regulations
Sam: I'm talking pants sir

Nick Ballard: Now we must wait for the giant pants

Teal'c: My pants are immaterial to this conversation

Jack: I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my pants and made a... mini... me

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

JACKSON: Im an archeologist... I look for pants.
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JACK: Remind me to pants daniel the next time he gets an urge to help someone.
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JACKSON: Jack, what're you doing?

O'NEILL (gesturing down to the patch): Pants.

CARTER: What?

O'NEILL (looking across at her): Pants.

JACKSON (gesturing to the patch): This?

O'NEILL: Pants.

JACKSON: That is Pants?

O'NEILL: You can stop ... that. And don't ask me what it means -- I don't know.

[Gatetrixer]

Jack:We're gonna need pants.


Brata'c: Has Hammond of Pants fallen in battle?

[Queen_Bee]

O'NEILL: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them

TEAL'C: I shall attempt to translate one O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus
guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's PANTS drips.

lurve Bee

[sueKay]

Sam: You're probably not feeling the effects yet but...
Jack indicates for her to stop talking
Sam: You're...pants sir.

Jack: Unless you've brough pants that's close enough.

Jack: How about light pants????

[blueiris]

From WoO.

Jack: I know what it's like.
Malakai: You can't.
Jack: I lost my pants! I know!

[sueKay]

It's a pants hole sir...Things tend to get sucked in.

[blueiris]

It's a pants hole sir...Things tend to get sucked in.

Oh my!!!

[sueKay]

Unless they've redecorated the gate room...I don't think we're in pants anymore. - solitudes

Pants? It means...go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in posession of one's pants, three pants short of a happy meal WACKO! - Window of Opportunity

I don't mind that you're a woman...I like woman...I just have a little problem with pants. - Children of the Gods

Well spank me pants...lets book! - Full Circle

Hello vern...Hows the pants? - Window of opportunity.

Spoiler:

I remember...I remember getting my head sucked my one of those dang ancient head-suckers and...something about pants??

Wow! Got pants!

both from New Order

[Jillybiehn]

Unnatural Selection--Carter: "Sir...we can't call the ship 'Panterprise.'"

Tangent--Jacob: "What'd you say?'
Daniel: "I told them I was the great and powerful Pants."

The Fifth Man--Jack: "You know why the Gould want Earth? Minnesota. It's the pants..."

Upgrades--Hammond: "Jack...get the he** out of my pants!"

Bane--Teal'c: "Indeed. How else would she be able to pants herself, Dr. Jackson?"

[gatelover12]

tin man-



(tin carter) Right down to the pants on our (flesh carter) SHHH!

(tin o'neal) you think you know what i've been thru? (points to pants) (flesh o'neal) ouch!

(tin o'neal) we'll bury our pants and don't think about sending a bomb to make sure!
wormhole XTREAME!-



(the actor based on O'neal) So this isn't a real [pair of] pants? How can this not be a real [pair of] pants?


(just a thought if the stargate was pants)- (chevron dude) it's pants-1 sir. (hammond) open the zipper!