pantsgate sg-1

[sueKay]

Dunno if someone's done this one already.

O'Neill - Mmmmm...pants

[aAnubiSs]

Thor forgot to take in the need for refridgination, so we thought we'd start with the pants.

[taupecat]

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Daniel: ... the last one is Lord Pants.
Weir: Pants?
Daniel: Don't. Every joke, every pun, done to death. Seriously.
-- New Order Pt. 1

[RibbonDevice]

Sam Carter: How do you keep from getting killed?
Aris Boch: It takes pants
Jack O'Neill: So... how do you keep from getting killed?

Jack O'Neill: How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my pants

Captain Kyle Rogers: You are all pants until 1400 hours.
Jack O'Neill: Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?

Daniel: That's interesting. I wonder if everyone's coming from some pants event.
Jack O'Neill: Why does it always have to be a pants thing with you?
Maybe they're coming from a swap meet.

Jack O'Neill: It's true Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your pants
a long, long time ago.
Daniel: From a galaxy far, far away.

Sam Carter: It took us fifteen years and three pants to MacGyver a
way to power the gate.

Jack O'Neill: This is the infamous pants torture.
or
Jack O'Neill: This is the infamous tuna pants.

hehe. there's my pants...i mean input. i'm going to pants...i mean bed now. i have to get up early in the pants ...DAMNIT! i mean morning.

night.

[Darkstar]

Teal'c: did i not say your pants would not work o'neill

"window of opportunity"

[SGFlutegirl]

"For crying out pants!"

"Holy pants!"

[Darkstar]

Hammond: pants you all very much, and welcom to this facility.

[couchpotatergater]

O'Neill "Hot..."

Frasier "Yes, I know, we're trying to keep your pants down. The muon radiation affected your hypothalamus"

'Crystal Skull'

[1138]

O'Neill: "He put that damn memory device on me. And then he gave me pants that reminded me of the 70s." (The Devil You Know)

Carter: "Pants cause[s] sterility." (2001)

Spoiler:

Thor: "Orilla is rich in neutronium, which is a key element in Asgard pants. It is also essential for the creation of human-form pants."

(New Order)

[Zamboni]

Jack O'Neill: Excuse me, but I distinctly remember you saying we're not going to make it. Looks like we made it.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: So?
Jack O'Neill: So, maybe next time you could reserve your pants.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: And miss the last opportunity I might ever have at being naked?

- Enemies

Teal'c: My pants will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.

- ???

Sam Carter: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my pants are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack O'Neill: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Sam Carter: Well, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy pants during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

- Children of the Gods

[Dotus5]

Jack grabs the pants off the table, walks down to the open wormhole, and tosses them in.

Hammond "Now what?"
Jack "Now we wait"

Tech "Incomming Wormhole"
They all run to the gateroom to see a label land on the ramp. Jack walks up and picks it up. He reads it, snickers to himself, and hands it to Hammond.

Hammond looks at the label and it reads
Thanks, please send more


Children of the Gods

[Revet]

Hammond: There's nothing wrong with a little prudence when it comes to dealing with alien pants.

Carter: The fact is sir, we didn't realise we were disobeying pants untill we were actually wearing them...

Daniel: It's like the pants are affecting our ability to make rational decisions

(Upgrades)

Shifu: I taught him that the evil in my pants was too powerful to resist.

Daniel: Relax Jack theres no chance of residual radiation, its quick and clean, like cutting your enemy's pants out with a scalpel.

(Absolute Power)

Thats all for now folks

[Lunar]

May have been already said but:
From WoO:
Jack: Because I care about pants... a lot more than I'm supposed to...

Shades of Grey(?):
Jack: With absolutely no due respect sir, that's just plain pants.

COTG:
Jack: I can help these pants!
Teal'c: Many men have said that...

s7 and 8

Spoiler:

Chimera:
Jack: It is pants-worthy.

Affinity:
Carter: Pete gave me this. (She hands O'Neill a pair of pants).
O'Neill: Y'know, people normally wear these...
Carter: I haven't said yes yet.
O'Neill: And yet you haven't said pants...

[michelleb]

Daniel 'Yep, these are the Jack O'Neill pants I'll miss the most'

Teal'c 'Are you conducting some kind of medical experiment, O'Neill?'
Jack 'Hey, those pants are still good!'

Jack (to Daniel) That's it, no more pants for you!

(Why are mine sounding slashy?)

[SeaBee]

Teal'c: "This does not seem wise."
Jack: "I said it was pants, not wise."