pantsgate sg-1

[iwannabeLexa]

Jack: We will cross those pants when we come to it
Bra'tak: We cannot. The pants are too heavily gaurded.

[Greesha]

“Maybe next time, you'll just wait and see.” ~Jack
“And blow my last chance of ever wearing pants?” ~Jacob (“Enemies”)

“Well, Sir, when three members of your best team voice concerns about their imaginary pants, it does tend to raise some eyebrows.” ~Simmons (“The Fifth Man”)

[iwannabeLexa]

Jack: (to a dieing Apophis) That is between you and your pants.... Oh wait, you are your pants!

[Nolamom]

I'm enjoying their style. Shoot first, send pants later. It works. (Jack)

You wouldn't believe the things that you can make from the common simple items lying around your planet... Which reminds me, you're going to need new pants. (Orlin)

We take risks, but we don't hand out pants, and we don't leave our people behind. (Jack)

A tall man cannot hide in the short pants. (Oma Desala)

Nmom

[petzke_42]

"Pants..." Teal'c, from just about every episode

[KokiriChild]

A tall man cannot hide in the short pants. (Oma Desala)

Nmom

I believe I have just found my new sig ^_^

"Pants, kree!" (might've been said before)

O'Neill: "Big Honkin' Space Pants"

[Greesha]

“This tastes like pants.” ~Daniel (“The First Commandment”)

[Hostile]

Probably been done, but screw it.

Daniel: I'm... i'm pants now.

from Abyss

[taupecat]

Hey guys, we have a whole new ep to work with! Just remember your spoiler space.......







Jack: Teal'c, what's with the pants?
-- New Order

[Nolamom]

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"Repeat after me. I, insert pants..." (New Order, Pt.2)

[Ugly Pig]

Maternal Instinct
Monk: "You do have your own pants of which to rid yourself.

Heroes
Jack: "I hope shots of my pants serve you well".

[Anthro Girl]

O'Neill: "Big Honkin' Space Pants"

ROFLMAO!!

Probably already been submitted, but it's one of my faves:

Urgo: I wanna live, I wanna experience the universe and I wanna eat pants!
O'Neill: Who doesn't?
-Urgo (Episode 3.16)

[uknesvuinng]

Narim: Um... it may sound ridiculous, but I have no idea what to do with these items. Oh... well, our pants adjust automatically to our body temperature. They don't... come with accoutrements. (Enigma)

Thor: It was your stupid pants. (Small Victories)

"Borrowed" from Crazedwraith's sig...

Felger: What would Colonel O'Neill do if he were here?
Coombs: You want me to pants you?(The Other Guys)

[the adventurer]

"I remember something about...pants? Te'lek, what's with the Pants?" - New Order Part 2

[aAnubiSs]

Te'lek? That's a spelling I've never seen before