Sedgwick Wonder Dog!- A Humble Fan Fiction!

[MrLen]

Dr. Weir and several others had just begun lunch at long table in cafeteria. In a corner, Sedgewick was at her supper dish eating. Rodney entered with his tray and sat down with her and the others. He produced a object which he handed to Elisabeth. " I found this in my quarters..It appears to be an ancient dog or pet collar of some sort. Perhaps it will fit Sedge." Elisabeth examined it closely. It seemed to be of some sort of stretch fabric, studded with many royal blue sparkly glowing blue small discs or buttons. "How lovely! My gosh it appears to glow in this light..yes, I think it will fit her easily..Thank you Rodney!, as soon as she finishes eating we shall see." Lunch finished a few moments later and Sedgwick was now wearing her new collar.
Sedge jumped up on her owner kissing her in thanks and woofed softly, indicating she now wanted to play.
Elisabeth and Sedge went to the cavernous gate room to play frisbee. On cue Sedge trotted to the other side of the room as her Mistress tossed the disc in her direction it sailing ten feet high as it flew..Sedge as it approached easily leapt up the ten feet high catching it in her mouth. But then a miraculous sight to all present. Sedge instead of then falling back down, with her legs tucked under her FLEW over to her and gently glided down to Elisabeth's arm reach to take the frisbee from her. a single woof, and Sedge quickly turned and FLEW back across the room, now hovering eagerly awaiting the next toss!!

A few hours later, Sedge still wearing her new fine collar napped. Elisabeth had obtained from Tayla all
The different COLOURed bolts of silk Tayla had over time traded for from different lands..At her sewing machine, Elisabeth now cut and sewed a magnificent Royal Blue cape befitting Sedgwick The Wonder Dog.
She trimmed the edges with one inch gold silk and cut out of bright red a large Maple Leaf with a large Capital letter S sewn on the center of the Maple Leaf. She then of course sewed this Maple Leaf emblem onto the center of the cape..To complete the costume she proceeded to make a matching royal blue with a duplicate Maple Leaf emblem bathing cap style cap..And finished with bright yellow ankle high boots..And so began the thrilling career of Sedgwick, Wonder Dog!

To be continued BY YOURSELVES!! Please continue by posting the Saga! I can hardly wait to read what other miracle super powers Sedge the Wonder Dog has been endowed with thanks to her splendid new Ancient's collar!

[MrLen]

Chapter 2:

The next morning. After eating her breakfast, Sedgwick Wonder Dog trotted out of the room down a hallway and turned a corner. A few minutes later Elisabeth, Shepard , Tayla and Rodney were chatting on the main space of the gate room.
Elisabeth noticed that Sedge who normally like to trot along beside her was missing. anyone seen Sedgwick? She asked the others. "No, not since breakfast." They replied. Suddenly Shepard felt a gentle nip on his buttocks! "Hey! What the!" he cried , startled as he whipped around to find the cause..Just then Rodney felt a similar gentle nip on his! He also startled,
Cried out in surprise and whirled around...Except for the three of them the room was empty! alarmed at the thought of perhaps rats or other such vermin infesting the base they quickly began to search the room...After a minute or so, suddenly
They all heard a single familiar WOOF! Glancing up in unison, at first they saw nothing..and we're puzzled. clearly the woof had come from up there..But then just below the ceiling, Sedge became visible, She Sedgwick the Wonder Dog!! Was hovering up there!! Dumbfounded, realizing the apparent prank she had just pulled they in unison doubled over in laughter!
Obviously besides flight her mysterious Ancient's manufactured gave her the power of invisibility at will!
TO BE CONTINUED...

[MrLen]

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Ch 2 continued:

Later, at lunch that day. Weir, Shepard, McKay, Tayla, Ronan and Dr. Beckett sat at one of the long tables.. A large platter of many hot dogs in buns was delivered to their table.
What are those? Asked Ronan. John explained hot dogs made from the meat of a delicious flightless birds called turkeys. Try them you will enjoy, he advised. Trusting John Ronsn picked one up. As he raised it to his mouth, suddenly the dog flew horizontally out of its bun!
Ronan by reflex bit into the empty bun not noticing. The others had seen the dog flying past them down the length of the table, across the room at an altitude of about 3 feet and out the open door, turning the corner out of sight! Ronan by now realized he had been chewing only bread stopped still unaware was puzzled. The others though clearly did understand, and in unison doubled over in laughter, the men even spitting out their bites! the fellows except for Ronan of course, overcome with hilarity, in unison began banging on the table, shouting SEDGWICK!! SEDGWICK!! SEDGWICK!! Elisabeth and Tayla merely shook in laughter.
Before their laughter could subside and anyone could explain to Ronsn. Shepards radio crackled..A cry of alarm from a room not far down the corridor, then another and another from other rooms each farther away...The cries and reports all detailed an exact same unbelievabl and mysterious pattern...Apparently an invisible ALIEN? POLTERGIEST!! Had been
Swiftly flying across the base flitting room to room invisibly stealing sandwhiches! From individuals, even right out of their hands! Other reporting witnessing sandwhiches flying down the corridor which as if being eaten by this poltergeist dissapearing chomp by chomp as they flew! The base was in a state of chaos. Bordering on panic! It was obvious to them all except still to Ronan, the identity of this feared poltergeist and her rain of terror! Now John, Rodney, Carson so overcome, had all fallen out of their seats crumbled on the floor barely able to breath, so overcome with laughter!! Dr. Weir also fully aware of the poltergeist's secret identity was not amused! Oh just great! Why me? Just how am I to punish/discipline my flying invisible pet I can't even find or see? She thought as she frowned in consternation...
TO BE CONTINUED!

[MrLen]

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Ch.2continued.

The reports of the Reign of Terror by the Poltergeist finally subsided.
A fruitless search was begun for her.
In Elisabeth's quarters, Sedgewick's supper dish was found to be still full and untouched.
Her water bowl however, had been drained. Both of these lay next to her bed. The water bowl was refilled and a tiny wifi video camera was hidden nearby. They might only get one chance at it. After a few minutes, in his office Rodney argued with his minions. Hence none noticed on the video monitor
The water bowl being emptied again by the still invisible Sedge, who having done so sniffed around and finding the hidden wifi camera as she destroyed it with a single chomp.
Finally Rodney and minions noticed the dead monitor and rushed to the scene of the destroyed camera...Again they found the drained water bowl, untouched supper dish, and mildly surprised the clearly tooth marked chomped useless camera..Aha! Neatly piled next to the supper dish lay a pile of over a half dozen sandwiches.

End of chapter 2...TO BE CONTINUED

[MrLen]

Ch. 3

No one, not even Elisabeth noticed something odd about the neatly stacked pile of stolen sandwhiches. All of them were vegetarian of some sort! Carson now sprinkled a few drops of a mild sedative on them, and in her filled water bowl as well. Rodney now hid the circuit board and antenna from a Sports Radar gun..Which was often used in sporting events. It was also equipped with wifi and would detect Sedgwicks entry even if invisible..He feared she would recognize it if left in its original plastic housing and destroy it. Unlike the doctor he failed to wear latex gloves. They left. After a few mins Sedge entered. Intending to nap she first cautiously examined the room..immediately she noticed the working guts of the radar gun,
Which was failing to detect her..Wisely she then exploited the weakness of Rodney's plan of disguising the device..For in normal use altogether in its gun like case it was waterproof,,Thus the guts exposed were not..Sedgwick wisely, easily, gladly wasted no time exploiting that flaw. Thus alerted things were amiss Sedgwick left the room and flew outside high into the spire, where amongst the many small platforms she had established a little comfortable lair for herself. Here is where she had piled all the stolen foods bounty she planned to enjoy..The good sandwhiches with real meats..Some pieces of pie and cakes sausage, cheese ect. Seeing her pantry and lair i disturbed she laid down and slept and slept.

TO BE CONTINUED.....

[MrLen]

CORRECTION TO LAST POST! She chomps on the radar gun destroying it instead., Not peeing on it. Forgiveness, please.

[MrLen]

Ch. 4

Of course Elisabeth and the others were completely fooled, not suspecting Sedge was happily ensconced in her well pantryied new lair..Surely they believed she was simply hiding, curled up somewhere sleeping off her earlier that day's huge feast.
The next morning she had not returned to Dr. weir's quarters. Perhaps she would soon begin another reign of food snatching terror...A plan was formed...preparations laid.
All base crews were ordered to keep all their foods locked up and report to the canteen for lunch instead..When they did so all doors were locked...the cooks had been preparing an endless steam of hamburgers. In a corner of the large room several of the tallest step ladders had been placed with men stationed on them holding a net. At the end of the table nearest, a large platter of cooked hamburger patties was delivered to Shepard and Ronan.
Ronan tossed like a frisbee the first patty up toward the ceiling/corner. Nearly reaching the ceiling it suddenly disappeared with a loud gulp! Next Shepard tossed one up to the same
spot with the same result..Quickly a cook dashed from the kitchen bearing a large tightly covered platter which he set on the table in front of the pair. As Ronan tossed another 2 or 3 of the small patties which were called 'sliders' by Shepard, Shepard quickly attached the line from the fishing pole which had been concealed under the table to the perfectly golden skinned deep fried 5lb turkey on the platter...That was the plan, surely all agreed Sedge chomping onto the turkey (her favorite meat) would be so enjoying it as to not notice the fishing line, nor the men rapidly climbing up the ladders with the net. Shepard was now ready!
He tossed the turkey easily up to the spot in the air Sedge seemed to be invisibly hovering and greedily catching the sliders. But then the unexpected, The turkey fell back down! Ronan leapt up grabbed it and returned it to a puzzled Shepard who was about to toss it up,again when..Unseen by all, who of course were watching the fruitless capture attempt, in the opposite corner of the room, no one saw the FIRE ALARM lever pull itself!
Instantly as per their training, all the men crew jumped up unlocked the doors dashing out to their assigned fire fighting stations, likewise the female crews also leapt up to do the same. this was somewhat chaotic, with Shepard having to shout over the commotion into his radio to operation for a report on the alarm..Though it took only 2 minutes to confirm the false alarm,
Which had come from the canteen dining room!!?? Clearly it was too late! Their crafty quary had once again made fools of them!!

TO BE CONTINUED??

[MrLen]

POSTSCRIPT. I forgot to add this to the finale....As the group chanted her name thunderously,
SEDGEWICK! SEDGWICK....She acknowledged their praise, WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! Happily wagging her tail excitedly...She reflected on her escapades since receiving her collar. By her churlish nature, she had relished her bedevil ment of everyone. She had been sorely disappointed at the team's feeble half-witted attempts to end her fun, to the point of even slight boredom with them but her pride would not allow her to admit that to herself. Instead though, she was happy to be in her Mommy's good graces once again as of course she loyally loved her deeply and had badly missed her attention. Also she was thrilled with her new finery for she understood it had been awarded as her uniform as a new invaluable member of the team.

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