Fanfic Writers' Virtual Water Cooler

[SaraBahama]

At least you've got a swallow, and not an ex-parrot.

*snort*

"One, two, five!"
"Three sir!"
"Three!"

"And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..."

[Princess Awinita]

"One, two, five!"
"Three sir!"
"Three!"

"and that my lord is how we learned the earth to be banana shaped"

[Sealurk]

"Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!"

"Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!"

"Oh, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse."

[Princess Awinita]

Alright; before the Spanish Inquisition gets here lets get back onto topic shall we ?

[SF_and_Coffee]

There's a topic?

Points for bringing in the Spanish Inquisition, though. Erm, wait, that didn't come out quite right...

[Princess Awinita]

Points for bringing in the Spanish Inquisition, though. Erm, wait, that didn't come out quite right...

Oh slag...... *hides*

[selene0789]

Only here do I find a wealth of individuals able to have a conversation composed entirely of Monty Python. Sometimes, I feel I must have the wrong job if no one can understand my affection for fringe genres. (I know, not really fringe considering how many people like them-- and Stargate-- but in my office the others are "normal" and I'm just weird. )

And they don't get my humor. What's with that? Granted, it may be my delivery... But seriously. No one even grins when I deliver a solemn "Indeed." Totally wasted on them.

[SF_and_Coffee]

I hear you. Completely. Too many boring people in this world!

[Princess Awinita]

Only here do I find a wealth of individuals able to have a conversation composed entirely of Monty Python. Sometimes, I feel I must have the wrong job if no one can understand my affection for fringe genres. (I know, not really fringe considering how many people like them-- and Stargate-- but in my office the others are "normal" and I'm just weird. )

And they don't get my humor. What's with that? Granted, it may be my delivery... But seriously. No one even grins when I deliver a solemn "Indeed." Totally wasted on them.

Well, this all depends on how you construct the joke....... No boys not now, we WERE expecting you...... If you want a big laugh from your readers, or maybe just perhaps a smile from your coworkers, try different appraches to it, For example the "indeed" its been over done, try it differently, more snappy, or more zany, or just say you're two dozen fries short of a Big Mac Meal and who knows who might laugh.

Or if you really want ot have fun go to an RV show {if they have one in your country} and look for the THORS RV company massive RV, listen to the guy showing it say about its amazing driving smoothness, then speak up and say that it also withstands Ori attacks! the guy will SMILE {trust me, I did it myself, the guy and I got into a disccussion regarding SG and the Asgard and if they ever even went camping!}

[Princess Awinita]

I hear you. Completely. Too many boring people in this world!

See my last post on how to fix

[Starfist]

But no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition...!
:: Cue Dramatic music ::

[SF_and_Coffee]

But no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition...!
:: Cue Dramatic music ::

Them again?

[Princess Awinita]

But no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition...!
:: Cue Dramatic music ::

Strange, I ythought I told you boys to wait in the other room, I was not expecting you guys until three PM, it is only noon......

[Princess Awinita]

Them again?

I think someone should ask

What does it mean when there's a picture of Monty Python on the front

we reply "FUN THREAD"

[Cold Fuzz]

hey im writing a fic about rush and the new galaxy and i wish to Join here can someone give me the rundown

Welcome to the thread.