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This is the first (and at this time, the only) spinoff from the Beaver thread. If you havent, check it out
It will be the same style, anyone can write their own post about it
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The replicator isnt running away, he is just, um, shifting fase
A hyperspace window opens over a planet without any trees on, and the RS (Rabbit Ship) Salad pops out.
President Orange Carrot looks down on it for a couple of seconds, and then he turns to Captain Zorro, his best soldier.
Zorro, I thought this was the beaver homeplanet, explane yourself, Orange-C orders.
Well, they must have moved on when there warent any trees left, Zorro suggests.
Then, lets turn this planet into our base of operations, land the ship, Orange-C says, while chewing on a carrot.
On the planet, a stargate is discovered, and the RS Salad lands a few miles away
On the new homeplanet for the beavers, the beavercouncil gets informed that hostile forces has landed on the old planet. A group of Z-Beavers comes in, gets injected with some sort of drug, and is sent away in a vessel......
On the planet for the rabbits head quarter, Orange Carrot is trying to form some sort of scout team, to go through the Stargate and search for the beavers new homeplanet. Menwhile, a ship with ZBeavers, prepared for fight with some sort of drug, comes closer and closer.
Zorro inspekts a new defense struckture, and is pleased. Only one has been built so far, but its capable of taking down a ZBeaver with only one shot.
The stargate activates, and a green wormhole is seen. A scout team comes rushing out, while green globes (the energy from a standard beaver gun) chases them. A rabbit is hitted, and falls forward, dead.
Orange Carrot, I think that the planet we were on is the HQ for the beaver, the leader of the scoutteam informs.
Zorro, prepare a team to secure the stargate on the beavers new planet, make it, 10 000 rabbits, Orange Carrot orders.
Ay ay, Zorro says, and leaves.
Half the beaver army advances through a green wormhole, and then, its silent. But in high orbit, a wooden ship comes out of hyperspace, and starts to descend.
In the SGC of the beavers, a army of rabbits comes pouring in, effectivly taking out all beaverguards. Ten ZBeavers appear, and starts to blast down the rabbits one by one. Zorro despearatly tryies to think of a way to stop them, and he hears Orange Carrots voice: Aim for the left eye, thats where there braincenter is. There is only about 5 shots there, and whoa, the ZBeaver is dead.
Zorro instrucks the troops nearby to aim for the left eye, and the army advances forward.
The rabbits HQ
A large wooden ship lands, and a hach is opened in it.
Beavers, take cover! Orange Carrot roars, and green globes comes souring into the beavercamp.
The ZBeavers marches forward, and not even when the rabbits fires at their left eye they stop.
Orange Carrot throws himself to the new defense struckture, and aims with the monsturus gun on it.
One beaver down, twentynine to go, Orange Carrot thinks, while reloading the gun.
Onother beaver falls, and then oneother, but by now, almost all the rabbits in the camp are dead.
By the time that its only about thirteen ZBeavers left, all other rabbits in the camp is terminated, and the remaining ZBeavers (which now ore twelve) turn their attention to Orange Carrot, who is bravely fireing at the ZBeavers.
Orange Carrot is hitted, and his right ear is ripped of, but he continues to fire.
7 left, 6 left, 5 left, 4 left, 3 left he thinks to keep up the spirit.
But when he pulls the trigger at one, when its only two beavers left, he takes a green globe right in his left side. Allmost dead, he pulls the trigger and hits the last ZBeaver, and Orange Carrot falls down on the ground, unconscious.
Zorro dials the stargate for the rabbit head quarters, and cant wait to tell Orange Carrot what a succes the mission was. But, instead of stepping out in a rabbit camp, Zorro sees shattered tents and smoke rising to the sky, and dead rabbit bodies everywhere.
Zorro jump over to Orange Carrots body, a crippeled, blody mess, but Orange Carrot actully opens his eyes and mumbles: Zorro please, avenge my death, aveng...... he says, and then his voice fades away
I will avenge you, Orange Carrot, and no beaver shall be safe when I turn to them, they will turn and run, and no beaver shall live from this day!
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The replicator isnt running away, he is just, um, shifting fase
in a top secret rabbit uber training facilty a new breed of rabbits are being trained by Jarknus (my rabbit). they are super-rabbits. to be called the s-r battalions.
only a rabit official hops in escorted by some of the only few trained super-rabbits. Jarknus sees the official and nods to the s-r's. they are much larger than the rabbit. they ruthlessly kill the official.
are these s-r's friendly or unfriendly? who knows their true wish. only Jarknus
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