Link: http://moejacuzzi.blogspot.com/
Oh yes folks, the great and powerful Moe Jacuzzi has started a great and powerful blog! As some of you know he...or she...this person...this *wonderful* person is the Executive Caterer of Stardate Atlanta, the sci-fi dating show that we all love that is being filmed right now at Ferry Studios in Vancouver, Washington.
Beware, it's slightly more personal than the former, non-existent blog, in that he actually talks and writes stuff down instead of not. Still, it's pretty funny reading most of the time.
Oh yeah, and the comments are not moderated, so expect flame wars.
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http://moejacuzzi.blogspot.com/2007/...h-2007_06.html
August 6, 2007
Photos: Food; some great scriptures showing...are you ready Whumpers of Colonel Jon Sheffield? Ready? Yes! That's right, it's a drawing of a Whumped Shef!! Ah, the Great Moe is kind. Also included are some chocolates.
Write-Up: Moe thanks us for flooding his...uh...her...um...Moe's, yep, Moe's comments page. Also:
Xicer, it's your turn; first, find the Stardate Atlanta forum, then post the "Wanderer Pre-Airing Discussion and Speculation Thread". Don't forget the spoiler warning.
Also, Moe gets a chocolate and foie gras shipment!
Questions:
Anonymous # 1 writes: "So, I know you don't answer things like this. But I had to ask. What is up with the character development. One episode we see Tayla dieing Ronan hugging her then next we see Tayla dieing and Ronan eating. Is Sheyla gonna have babies? Is Mackay your alter-ego cuz...he is always eating, and a jackass at times. Another one. How many pugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Answer: Tayla and Ronan have no relationship. Ronan likes his food more than her. Only he's not cool enough to photograph it like I am. Sheyla babies? Hmmm... that would entail one of us having the slightest idea of how to write for not only a woman, but a mother... I'll get back to you on that one. Ah yes, Mackay. I like to think of him as the star of the show - a real unsung hero the way he comes up with something around the 40th minute of every episode and wraps things up nicely. He's a writer's dream - a living, breathing deus ex machina. Which, of course, is also me, because I am god-like.
amimeeps writes: "Hi Moe, I know you said you don't listen to fans when you make your creative decisions but I gotta try again. Could you please kill off Jon Sheffield? It would make me orgasm so bad, and I need it. I want him dying a slow, sweet death, you know lots of blood and all, make him suffer cuz you know it's good and all. You probably couldn't tell but I do love the character. Oh yeah, in case you didn't notice, I'm a proud whumper.Bye"
Answer: I made sure I got that picture in there just for you, babe.
MajorlyDull writes: " ZOMG! ZOMG!
Amanda Tapping is so hot. I want to be Amanda Tapping. Or Sam Carter.
I want that old man Jake to give her babies so I can live out my daddy fantasies through them.
"
Answer: You have daddy fantasies? Try getting a pug. It really helps.
blabberella writes: "Moe I just want to say that I agree completely with all the changes you have made. Weird was a waste of space I mean she sucked soooo much. Plus she was getting in the way of my ship, I mean we all know that Tayla is so HOT and I want to do things...wait what was I saying. Oh, yeah, thank god that Weird is gone. She was such a bad leader, can you believe she decided to actually think about a decision. Actual thoughts were going through her head. She was too emotional I mean she should be stoic like Tayla. I know its not your guys fault that she sucked. I mean it was all Weird."
Answer: Yes, Weird's constant inaction as she pondered her decisions was a huge speed bump in the storylines. The fault does lie with her. This is one case where I will admit that she's a real person and not a fictional character because it relieves me of any responsibility for her suckiness.
psychowhumperchick writes: "Oh most glorious and effete man! Please tell us widdle whumpkins who are panting with lust for Sheffy's nekkid body to be seen in full frontal view in all its glory throughout the land...that ...um...I lost my train of thought.
Oh yeah, can we get nekkid Sheffikins in the infirmary preferably with copious amounts of blood spatter? ASAP.
And how can anyone think we want anything other than just to kiss the boo boo? Meanies.
You are a glorious and effete man."
Answer: If you'll notice... my drawing of your beloved Sheffield is indeed in the buff... with as much blood spatter as my pen would allow...
Anonymous # 2 writes: " Dear Moe,
I want to hear about Carter's new haircut. It's sooo hot, it's even better than new uniforms!! Please tell me she won't have to wear that short hair again! I want to have hair like that."
Answer: Hear about her new haircut? What's there to hear about? It's hair that was cut and is now no longer living because it was once in the first place but is now no more.
pg15 writes: " Pfft, you are so not worthy to worship Moe nc17. I am THE most devout worshipper and you will burn in the fires of the Ori if you do not cease and desist the worshipping.
Moe, I worship you with the passion of a thousand stargate-blackhole-induced exploding suns."
Answer: Please, please, don't start a fight over me... I'd hate to cause any trouble in the fandom.
4vrwhalesam writes: " "Anonymous pravi ...
Dear Moe,
I want to hear about Carter's new haircut. It's sooo hot, it's even better than new uniforms!! Please tell me she won't have to wear that short hair again! I want to have hair like that."
Oh my, I wish I could look as good as Carter in that boyish short hair, only her. only her. *bows* me wants it too, but where to buy???"
Answer: Where to buy a haircut? Isn't that like asking how much dirt is in a hole?
Sanscoeur writes: "Wow yo Moe! *loves you* Do you speak french? Bc my french friends want to post on your blog but they're afraid bc they believe it's an only english speaking blog.
So, I know this question has never been asked before but I was wondering if Weird would ascend? And is Tayla gonna get some whumping and I mean hardcore whump? ( But Rochelle NutTrail being pregnant will you guys use her double more? Bc I love her double like woah, she was great in well most of Tayla's episodes, again it's absolutely not you guys fault if Weird and Tayla are just so ridiculously unuseful !!)"
Answer: I have found an online translator site so tell your friends to feel free to post away, although I am partial to people who speak Mexican. Will Weird ascend? She shall indeed ascend the stairs that lead to payroll to receive her final paycheck. Because she's a real person, not an actress, as I told blabberella. Tayla will have more of a story arc this season since we don't like to take notice of a woman until she's pregnant and is hard to miss.
Cheeky lil Devil writes: " *waves*
*cough*
can I just say that it's actually,
Cheekypsychowhumperchick
Thank you *felt the need to clarify*
Hey! Don't forget the intubation part, cos that's the most important bit, well apart from him being nekkid.
Thanking you oh crazy and nutty one.
*hugs*"
Answer: Oh dear. I believe I forgot the breathing tube in my drawing... I'll have to remember that for next time...
Anooonymoose spraky fan writes: "I just wanted to thank you moe for letting my lazziebeth have eyesex with Sheffield. Oh lazzy is wonderful and funny and brilliant she could run atlantis single handedly. Why oh why did you feel the need for her to be own3d! She doesn't deserve to burn, please give that to the whumpers, they crave that pyschopathic stuff, but lizzy is so fragile, i mean what will happen to her pretty face? I hope she won't be disfigured."
Answer: What's eyesex? How does it work? I'm suddenly very interested... Elazabeth's fragility is one of the reasons we have let her go. I mean, she didn't even escape the explosion unscathed, which is a sure sign of her weakness as a leader.
FarGateFan writes: "Hey Moe, I just want to know, why oh why, don't you have Vala on the show!!!! I mean she made SG1 what it was!!! Who cares about the first 8 seasons, they didn't count!! The sun rises on Claudia Black and if you can't see that, then your a &%*%ing idiot! Bring Vala to the show, who cares if she doesn't fit in!"
Answer: How bout I take something and shove it where it don't fit in YOU?! And I am NOT an idiot!
PissyMcPissed writes: "Ok. seriously, answer my QUESTION. Do Tayla and Ronan get payed just like everyone else? && what's up with their outfits? I mean, can't they get their own uniforms too?
*wink*"
Answer: Tayla and Ronan have no relationship, therefore they don't get paid. And what are you, smart or something? They wear the traditional clothes of their cultures which, of course, are rather raggedy because their cultures are far below that of our superior earth culture. Ronan's beads symbolize his love of toast.
My Name Is Scott writes: " Moe. wey to make the hole fanbass angryr by canseling starrgait LOLZ"
Answer: That was a studio decision. And I walk with a star dait,
Sheylafanatic writes: "Ok. Since all these STUPID ships on SGA are running through the fandom. I Wanted to know--are you going to put a stop to this madness?! I can't STAND it anymore. Please, just reveal that Tayla and Ronan are BROTHER and SISTER.We all know it's true. I mean the way the look at each other SCREAMS "SIBLINGS" And they look JUST like each other.It's obvious, so I will have full confidence in the fact that you will KILL all other ships!! Thanks!! I LOVE YOU! =]"
Answer: I have to agree with you on that one - they do look like they could be twins with their similar heights and tones of voice. As for killing all other ships... I hope you mean space ships, because other ships don't exist. And thank you for your love... if you're Rachel Ray I just might return it...
bluepills writes: "Anooonymoose spraky fan why are you turning this into a ship thing. You know Moe will never acknowledge sparky. Stop talking about ship.
Now Moe will Shef and Tayla be together in s4 like it was meant to be."
Answer: Sheffield and Tayla will always be together for they are teammates and special. Though I don't discuss ships.
Anooonymoose spraky fan writes: " "bluepills said...
Anooonymoose spraky fan why are you turning this into a ship thing. You know Moe will never acknowledge sparky. Stop talking about ship.
Now Moe will Shef and Tayla be together in s4 like it was meant to be. "
Excuse me, but I asked Moe that question. Who put you as blog moderator? What on earth gives you the higher authority to tell me what i can and can't ask?
*mod liscence revoked*
Moe, don't listen to viagra, we can tell that it's spraky you love. Their lust can't be denied. I mean all the fandom are talking about it. Why in one scene, Hot Zone, they actually were quite nasty to each other and we all know that means they want to jump each other's bones."
Answer: Please, please, rest assured that I am the all-powerful one here. There is no need for you guinea pigs to quibble.
Oh yes folks, the great and powerful Moe Jacuzzi has started a great and powerful blog! As some of you know he...or she...this person...this *wonderful* person is the Executive Caterer of Stardate Atlanta, the sci-fi dating show that we all love that is being filmed right now at Ferry Studios in Vancouver, Washington.
Beware, it's slightly more personal than the former, non-existent blog, in that he actually talks and writes stuff down instead of not. Still, it's pretty funny reading most of the time.
Oh yeah, and the comments are not moderated, so expect flame wars.
---
http://moejacuzzi.blogspot.com/2007/...h-2007_06.html
August 6, 2007
Photos: Food; some great scriptures showing...are you ready Whumpers of Colonel Jon Sheffield? Ready? Yes! That's right, it's a drawing of a Whumped Shef!! Ah, the Great Moe is kind. Also included are some chocolates.
Write-Up: Moe thanks us for flooding his...uh...her...um...Moe's, yep, Moe's comments page. Also:
We had a production meeting today to cover some of the scenes from "Wanderers." I put up one of the ideas I had for the episode. It's people wandering. And for all you Shef whumpers out there, I wasn't able to get a picture of Shef whumped, so I took the liberty of drawing you one myself. It's Sheffield whumped in a hospital bed with blood. I'm considering an art career when I'm through with writing...
Also, Moe gets a chocolate and foie gras shipment!
Questions:
Anonymous # 1 writes: "So, I know you don't answer things like this. But I had to ask. What is up with the character development. One episode we see Tayla dieing Ronan hugging her then next we see Tayla dieing and Ronan eating. Is Sheyla gonna have babies? Is Mackay your alter-ego cuz...he is always eating, and a jackass at times. Another one. How many pugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Answer: Tayla and Ronan have no relationship. Ronan likes his food more than her. Only he's not cool enough to photograph it like I am. Sheyla babies? Hmmm... that would entail one of us having the slightest idea of how to write for not only a woman, but a mother... I'll get back to you on that one. Ah yes, Mackay. I like to think of him as the star of the show - a real unsung hero the way he comes up with something around the 40th minute of every episode and wraps things up nicely. He's a writer's dream - a living, breathing deus ex machina. Which, of course, is also me, because I am god-like.
amimeeps writes: "Hi Moe, I know you said you don't listen to fans when you make your creative decisions but I gotta try again. Could you please kill off Jon Sheffield? It would make me orgasm so bad, and I need it. I want him dying a slow, sweet death, you know lots of blood and all, make him suffer cuz you know it's good and all. You probably couldn't tell but I do love the character. Oh yeah, in case you didn't notice, I'm a proud whumper.Bye"
Answer: I made sure I got that picture in there just for you, babe.
MajorlyDull writes: " ZOMG! ZOMG!
Amanda Tapping is so hot. I want to be Amanda Tapping. Or Sam Carter.
I want that old man Jake to give her babies so I can live out my daddy fantasies through them.
"Answer: You have daddy fantasies? Try getting a pug. It really helps.
blabberella writes: "Moe I just want to say that I agree completely with all the changes you have made. Weird was a waste of space I mean she sucked soooo much. Plus she was getting in the way of my ship, I mean we all know that Tayla is so HOT and I want to do things...wait what was I saying. Oh, yeah, thank god that Weird is gone. She was such a bad leader, can you believe she decided to actually think about a decision. Actual thoughts were going through her head. She was too emotional I mean she should be stoic like Tayla. I know its not your guys fault that she sucked. I mean it was all Weird."
Answer: Yes, Weird's constant inaction as she pondered her decisions was a huge speed bump in the storylines. The fault does lie with her. This is one case where I will admit that she's a real person and not a fictional character because it relieves me of any responsibility for her suckiness.
psychowhumperchick writes: "Oh most glorious and effete man! Please tell us widdle whumpkins who are panting with lust for Sheffy's nekkid body to be seen in full frontal view in all its glory throughout the land...that ...um...I lost my train of thought.
Oh yeah, can we get nekkid Sheffikins in the infirmary preferably with copious amounts of blood spatter? ASAP.
And how can anyone think we want anything other than just to kiss the boo boo? Meanies.
You are a glorious and effete man."
Answer: If you'll notice... my drawing of your beloved Sheffield is indeed in the buff... with as much blood spatter as my pen would allow...
Anonymous # 2 writes: " Dear Moe,
I want to hear about Carter's new haircut. It's sooo hot, it's even better than new uniforms!! Please tell me she won't have to wear that short hair again! I want to have hair like that."
Answer: Hear about her new haircut? What's there to hear about? It's hair that was cut and is now no longer living because it was once in the first place but is now no more.
pg15 writes: " Pfft, you are so not worthy to worship Moe nc17. I am THE most devout worshipper and you will burn in the fires of the Ori if you do not cease and desist the worshipping.
Moe, I worship you with the passion of a thousand stargate-blackhole-induced exploding suns."
Answer: Please, please, don't start a fight over me... I'd hate to cause any trouble in the fandom.
4vrwhalesam writes: " "Anonymous pravi ...
Dear Moe,
I want to hear about Carter's new haircut. It's sooo hot, it's even better than new uniforms!! Please tell me she won't have to wear that short hair again! I want to have hair like that."
Oh my, I wish I could look as good as Carter in that boyish short hair, only her. only her. *bows* me wants it too, but where to buy???"
Answer: Where to buy a haircut? Isn't that like asking how much dirt is in a hole?
Sanscoeur writes: "Wow yo Moe! *loves you* Do you speak french? Bc my french friends want to post on your blog but they're afraid bc they believe it's an only english speaking blog.
So, I know this question has never been asked before but I was wondering if Weird would ascend? And is Tayla gonna get some whumping and I mean hardcore whump? ( But Rochelle NutTrail being pregnant will you guys use her double more? Bc I love her double like woah, she was great in well most of Tayla's episodes, again it's absolutely not you guys fault if Weird and Tayla are just so ridiculously unuseful !!)"
Answer: I have found an online translator site so tell your friends to feel free to post away, although I am partial to people who speak Mexican. Will Weird ascend? She shall indeed ascend the stairs that lead to payroll to receive her final paycheck. Because she's a real person, not an actress, as I told blabberella. Tayla will have more of a story arc this season since we don't like to take notice of a woman until she's pregnant and is hard to miss.
Cheeky lil Devil writes: " *waves*
*cough*
can I just say that it's actually,
Cheekypsychowhumperchick
Thank you *felt the need to clarify*
Hey! Don't forget the intubation part, cos that's the most important bit, well apart from him being nekkid.
Thanking you oh crazy and nutty one.
*hugs*"
Answer: Oh dear. I believe I forgot the breathing tube in my drawing... I'll have to remember that for next time...
Anooonymoose spraky fan writes: "I just wanted to thank you moe for letting my lazziebeth have eyesex with Sheffield. Oh lazzy is wonderful and funny and brilliant she could run atlantis single handedly. Why oh why did you feel the need for her to be own3d! She doesn't deserve to burn, please give that to the whumpers, they crave that pyschopathic stuff, but lizzy is so fragile, i mean what will happen to her pretty face? I hope she won't be disfigured."
Answer: What's eyesex? How does it work? I'm suddenly very interested... Elazabeth's fragility is one of the reasons we have let her go. I mean, she didn't even escape the explosion unscathed, which is a sure sign of her weakness as a leader.
FarGateFan writes: "Hey Moe, I just want to know, why oh why, don't you have Vala on the show!!!! I mean she made SG1 what it was!!! Who cares about the first 8 seasons, they didn't count!! The sun rises on Claudia Black and if you can't see that, then your a &%*%ing idiot! Bring Vala to the show, who cares if she doesn't fit in!"
Answer: How bout I take something and shove it where it don't fit in YOU?! And I am NOT an idiot!
PissyMcPissed writes: "Ok. seriously, answer my QUESTION. Do Tayla and Ronan get payed just like everyone else? && what's up with their outfits? I mean, can't they get their own uniforms too?
*wink*"
Answer: Tayla and Ronan have no relationship, therefore they don't get paid. And what are you, smart or something? They wear the traditional clothes of their cultures which, of course, are rather raggedy because their cultures are far below that of our superior earth culture. Ronan's beads symbolize his love of toast.
My Name Is Scott writes: " Moe. wey to make the hole fanbass angryr by canseling starrgait LOLZ"
Answer: That was a studio decision. And I walk with a star dait,
Sheylafanatic writes: "Ok. Since all these STUPID ships on SGA are running through the fandom. I Wanted to know--are you going to put a stop to this madness?! I can't STAND it anymore. Please, just reveal that Tayla and Ronan are BROTHER and SISTER.We all know it's true. I mean the way the look at each other SCREAMS "SIBLINGS" And they look JUST like each other.It's obvious, so I will have full confidence in the fact that you will KILL all other ships!! Thanks!! I LOVE YOU! =]"
Answer: I have to agree with you on that one - they do look like they could be twins with their similar heights and tones of voice. As for killing all other ships... I hope you mean space ships, because other ships don't exist. And thank you for your love... if you're Rachel Ray I just might return it...
bluepills writes: "Anooonymoose spraky fan why are you turning this into a ship thing. You know Moe will never acknowledge sparky. Stop talking about ship.
Now Moe will Shef and Tayla be together in s4 like it was meant to be."
Answer: Sheffield and Tayla will always be together for they are teammates and special. Though I don't discuss ships.
Anooonymoose spraky fan writes: " "bluepills said...
Anooonymoose spraky fan why are you turning this into a ship thing. You know Moe will never acknowledge sparky. Stop talking about ship.
Now Moe will Shef and Tayla be together in s4 like it was meant to be. "
Excuse me, but I asked Moe that question. Who put you as blog moderator? What on earth gives you the higher authority to tell me what i can and can't ask?
*mod liscence revoked*
Moe, don't listen to viagra, we can tell that it's spraky you love. Their lust can't be denied. I mean all the fandom are talking about it. Why in one scene, Hot Zone, they actually were quite nasty to each other and we all know that means they want to jump each other's bones."
Answer: Please, please, rest assured that I am the all-powerful one here. There is no need for you guinea pigs to quibble.
Of course, she was totally right...
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