"Vegas" (519) Pre-Airing Discussion/Speculation Thread

[wise one]

lol i see it now

sheppard finds a dead wraith and a corpse lying on a field while keller examines the bodies

keller: looks like he could been fed on but the wraith has no wounds

sheppard puts his shades on: looks like he missed his breakfast

CSI theme roles...

LOL

[Guest]

lol i see it now

sheppard finds a dead wraith and a corpse lying on a field while keller examines the bodies

keller: looks like he could been fed on but the wraith has no wounds

sheppard puts his shades on: looks like he missed his breakfast

CSI theme roles...

LOL

[jelgate]

lol i see it now

sheppard finds a dead wraith and a corpse lying on a field while keller examines the bodies

keller: looks like he could been fed on but the wraith has no wounds

sheppard puts his shades on: looks like he missed his breakfast

CSI theme roles...LOL

The franchise get sued for copyright

MGM loses a lot of money

The Stargate franchise dies.

[prion]

lol i see it now

sheppard finds a dead wraith and a corpse lying on a field while keller examines the bodies

keller: looks like he could been fed on but the wraith has no wounds

sheppard puts his shades on: looks like he missed his breakfast

CSI theme roles...

LOL

CUT! No no no! Let's redo that scene....


Camera pans over grass, then zooms up close to dead wraith, then zips over to dessicated husk of a corpse. Extreme closeup of gorily dead face. A hand comes into view. Camera zooms back to KELLER.

KELLER
Looks like he could have been fed on, but the Wraith has no wounds.
(glances at dead human and pats head)
Poor baby.*

Camera then pans from ground up - to medium shot - on COL. SHEPPARD, who, with one hand on hip in a stylized pose, whips out sunglasses, does a slow gaze across the empty meadow.

SHEPPARD
(very dry tone)
Looks like he missed his breakfast.

Then, screen bursts into shot of the jumper zipping across open space, dodging Dart missiles, while the latest THE WHO song blares in the background.

(Of course you realize the acquisition of whatever WHO song they can get totally depletes their budget for the show, hence they find themselves filming the entire episodes in Joe Mallozzi's background in short video bursts - as JM will use his camera - and his dogs will double as evil alien creatures (they'll dump Cool Whip on the dogs to imitate alien rabies).

* Had to put that in as the coroner on MIAMI is always saying that...

[Mitchell82]

The franchise get sued for copyright

MGM loses a lot of money

The Stargate franchise dies.

Yup.

[Guest]

CUT! No no no! Let's redo that scene....


Camera pans over grass, then zooms up close to dead wraith, then zips over to dessicated husk of a corpse. Extreme closeup of gorily dead face. A hand comes into view. Camera zooms back to KELLER.

KELLER
Looks like he could have been fed on, but the Wraith has no wounds.
(glances at dead human and pats head)
Poor baby.*

Camera then pans from ground up - to medium shot - on COL. SHEPPARD, who, with one hand on hip in a stylized pose, whips out sunglasses, does a slow gaze across the empty meadow.

SHEPPARD
(very dry tone)
Looks like he missed his breakfast.

Then, screen bursts into shot of the jumper zipping across open space, dodging Dart missiles, while the latest THE WHO song blares in the background.

(Of course you realize the acquisition of whatever WHO song they can get totally depletes their budget for the show, hence they find themselves filming the entire episodes in Joe Mallozzi's background in short video bursts - as JM will use his camera - and his dogs will double as evil alien creatures (they'll dump Cool Whip on the dogs to imitate alien rabies).

* Had to put that in as the coroner on MIAMI is always saying that...

LOL, Awsome

[prion]

LOL, Awsome

Thanks. Knew all those years of watching CSI would pay off

[GoSpikey]

*Prefers Miami*

[Guest]

Thanks. Knew all those years of watching CSI would pay off

...they definately did

[jelgate]

*Prefers Miami*

*More of a Law & Order person*

[PG15]

*More of an I-hate-all-cop,-lawyer,-and-doctor-shows-except-Scrubs person*

[jelgate]

*thinks PG15 has no taste*

[Jumper_One]

*thinks PG15 has no taste*

well he does like Scrubs...

[jelgate]

Hence my previous statement.

[Jumper_One]

Hence my previous statement.

LOL come on Scrubs is great and hey the laws are back! woohoo