Originally posted by Ouroboros
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Todd: "Oh my stars and garters! I just must have that Athosian soup pot to add to my collection! What a wonderful fruit bowl it will make!"
Kenny (timidly, pointing at stuffed toy on the ground): "Uh, can I just have the teddy bear??"
Originally posted by Opener
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Wraith: "Commander, we need new swords. I believe there is a blacksmith among our worshippers..."
Todd (making his 'I may have exaggerated' face): "Uuuhh...regrettably, he is no longer with us..."
Wraith: ....??
Kenny: "The commander ate him."
Wraith: "Well, certainly he had an apprentice..."
Todd (clearing throat): "Gone."
Wraith (frowning): "What about the carpenter, at least he has tools. A hammer, pliers. Perhaps he could learn the art of manipulating metal into weapons..."
Kenny (looking a bit guilty): "Highly unlikely..."
Wraith (shoots Kenny a look): "And the mechan..."
Kenny: "No longer among us..."
Wraith (furious): "What have the two of you done?! Have you consumed all of our worshippers - in one night??! How can such a thing be??"
Todd: "Weeell...you may recall the last planet we culled...full of long-haired humans playing bongos and tamborines, with flowers in their hair...smoking tiny white paper tubes filled with aromatic herbs..."
Wraith: "Yes. I recall...and...?"
Todd: "Well, we ate them first."
Kenny: "And wow, man, did they give us a wicked-mean case of the munchies. I'm still cravin' bad, man...like, I could totally suck on a candy bar maker right about now..."
Originally posted by Womble
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Wonderful image!! Two Wraith hammering away, building a table..
Wraith 1 (fussing): "Ack! I just broke a nail!"
Wraith 2: "We have an entire box of nails, take another one...and do not wield your hammer so forcefully next time."
Wraith 1: "Not THAT nail, THIS nail." *holds his finger up, displaying a fingernail broken down to the quick*
Wraith 2: "Ack! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!" *swoons, and faints dead away*
Originally posted by naamiaiset
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Originally posted by Fenrir Foxz
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*Pirates of the Pegasus Galaxy - Scene 16 (negotiating over Todd's true name)*
Sheppard: "So, you expect to leave me standing on some planet with nothing but a name and your word it’s the one I need, and watch you fly away in my ship?"
Todd: "No. I expect to leave you standing on some planet with absolutely no name at all, watching me fly away on my ship, and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy?"
Originally posted by naamiaiset
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