Best Lines in "The Prodigal"

[Pharaoh Atem]

the cry myself asleep line was great

[fuchsia]

Rodney to John :

Spoiler:

"I think my shaft needs lube..."

(or words to that effect)

[Constanza]

Not a line... but: a scene with the picture of Woolsey's dog behind Teyla.

[mellow yellow]

Not a line... but: a scene with the picture of Woolsey's dog behind Teyla.

LOL.. I notice that too and couldn't help but laugh...

[andromeda_dan]

Woolsey's look of exasperation after Ronon told him he doesnt talk too much, and Woolsey's rolling eyeballs after hearing Ronon's recorded mission report.

[nebulan]

Michael's speach about protecting Teyla... I think he was sincere when he gave it, he just doesn't think very straight and threw all that out the window later, lol.

[atlantis_babe34]

"My Bushing Needs Lube" ahahaha

"Don;t trip on your skirt."

Ronan's mission report.

[Infernorhythm]

"You had two years!"

[Alteran of Atlantis]

Ronon's mission report. That just made me fall off the couch laughing!

600th post!

[EatLiftSleepRepeat]

Haha, I've rewatched Ronon's mission report four times and I still rotflmaoeing each time. That stuff is on par with some of the lines of old Teal'c and Colonel O'neill like "Things will not calm down Daniel Jackson, they will in fact calm up" "I believe a medical attack could be successful" or "It's all good and fun until someone breaks a nail", "General Hammond: You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
Jack O'Neill: I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it."

This ep was kinda unique in the way that there were many great lines. Rodney+Zelenka and especially the rodney and sheppard lines about the puddle jumper and two year late repairs.

[The_DrRodneyMckay]

Sheppard: "Ive crashed a Jumper into the tower before Rodney"
Great line

[Ruffles]

DEX: Was I there?

WOOLSEY: Yes. It was mandatory.

DEX: Because I don't – I don't ...

WOOLSEY: I saw you there. It's kind of hard to miss you.

[fumblesmcstupid]

OMG the whole "Stun Bubble" talk = AWESOME

All of the Jumper scene with John/Rodney.

[Booklover]

SHEPPARD: The nursing home just called, Rodney. They want their scooter back.

McKAY: Scooter?! That is a tricer lipo pack under my hood, son!


I loved the whole racing cars scene!

[nx01a]

Teyla: "Problems?"