The Mandatory Best Quotes Thread!

[fumblesmcstupid]

It's not a quote.
I loved the end where Richard patted Rodney on the back like it's okay!

[Linzi]

Kolya: You can tolerate more than any man I've ever known. Now why is that?
Sheppard: Well, I was married once...

[vatazes]

This episode was certainly full of some great quotes. The one about Lorne is my favorite though! The delivery of that line was perfect! Though Woolsey's Poached quote is a close second!

[wise one]

AI: im your psysical reprensentastion of your romantic and sexual subconsious

richard: oh my god

[mr_kennedy]

Woolsey: You can call me [doors slide shut] Dick.

i second this quote

[mrscopterdoc]

Ronon: Sometimes when I walk past his quarters at night, I can hear him crying.
Rodney: Wha...Really?
Ronon: No.

Sheppard: "oh god, Lorne warned me about this.." (over Parrish's geeking out about a flower)

Woolsey: "Hello there Chet"
Cuck: "It's Chuck"
Woolsey: "Excuse me?"
Chuck: "It's Chuck sir. My name is Chuck."
Woolsey: "Of course..Chuck. Chet's on the late shift"
Chuck: "There is no Chet"

Woolsey: "Hello...you."

and then Rodney to Radek...."FYI this conversation was over like 6 seconds ago..."

[Shaod]

You can call me....*door shuts* dick

I thought that was funny too

[Popeston]

"There is no Chet"

The delivery of this line was amazing.

[gkyun]

AI: im your psysical reprensentastion of your romantic and sexual subconsious

richard: oh my god

I laughed so hard at the part. And Woolsey is into Aussie chicks! How cool is that!

[Callie]

ZELENKA: Yeah, um, anyway, on the way back I had an idea.

McKAY: Well, have a little lie down. It’ll pass.

[TragicComedy]

AI: im your psysical reprensentastion of your romantic and sexual subconsious

richard: oh my god

LOL I'd forgotten about that one.

[TragicComedy]

ZELENKA: Yeah, um, anyway, on the way back I had an idea.

McKAY: Well, have a little lie down. It’ll pass.

Just perfect McKay right there!

[nx01a]

Woolsey: "You poached my private spot.
Vanessa: "What?!"
Woolsey: "Uh... What I mean to say is... you discovered my little private area. Uh... This is where I come... to be alone with my thoughts."
[Every line drips with innuendo!]
---
Woolsey: "Who are you? What are you?!"
Vanessa: "I'm a physical manifestation of your subconscious romantic and sexual ideals."
Woolsey: [looks around, confused, doubting his own sanity] "Oh God..."
---
Woolsey: "Hello, Ellen. Hello... [to Chuck] ...you."
---
Zelenka: "Because you're brilliant."
Rodney: "That's true, but it doesn't mean I'm sudd... What a minute... What did you just say? Why did you say that? What? Are you sick? Am I sick? What have you heard?!"
--

[TragicComedy]

Woolsey: "You poached my private spot.
Vanessa: "What?!"
Woolsey: "Uh... What I mean to say is... you discovered my little private area. Uh... This is where I come... to be alone with my thoughts."
[Every line drips with innuendo!]
---
Woolsey: "Who are you? What are you?!"
Vanessa: "I'm a physical manifestation of your subconscious romantic and sexual ideals."
Woolsey: [looks around, confused, doubting his own sanity] "Oh God..."
---
Woolsey: "Hello, Ellen. Hello... [to Chuck] ...you."
---
Zelenka: "Because you're brilliant."
Rodney: "That's true, but it doesn't mean I'm sudd... What a minute... What did you just say? Why did you say that? What? Are you sick? Am I sick? What have you heard?!"
--

LOL. Leave it to Rodney to take a compliment and automatically thinking he's dieing.

[Infinite-Possibilities]

Sheppard: "You're saying I tortured myself?"

Kolya: "You torture yourself everyday, John."

That's pretty much a certain my new favorite quote for this whole season. Maybe for even longer than it.