Int. Woolsey's office Day
Shepherd walks in to discuss the upcoming mission with Mr. Woolsey
Shepherd: Sir, I had a question about M4X-235.
Woolsey: Please state the nature of the medical.... Oh, sorry about that.
Shephard: Ok?
Woolsey: I believe you know Dr. Svetlana Markov.
Shepherd: Sure, you were part of the Russian gate program.
Woolsey: Her team just returned from 235 with some Intel on some interesting alien devices they found.
Shepherd: Cool.
Markov: John, I'm sensing great doubt in you.
Shepherd: What?
MarkovStarts talking with a Russian accent) I mean, these devices show great potential colonel.
Woolsey: I'm sending a full team to investigate. I'll be coming along as well.
Later...
Ext. M4X-235-Day
Shepherd’s team exits the gate along with Mr. Woolsey, Dr. Alison Porter and Dr. Coomes who is carrying a case of gear.
The Gate shuts off when suddenly the team is surrounded by the Genii led by the surprisingly NOT dead Cowen.
Cowen: Ha....Ha....Ha. Hold it right there Colonel Shepherd.
Shepherd: Cowen. I thought you were dead?
Porter: Oh! Hi Miles!!
Cowen: Ezri! How have you been? How's Julian?
Shepherd: Uh, Sorry to interrupt this extremely bizarre reunion but, can we get back to the part about you not being dead?
Cowen:Ha...Ha...Ha... That's what they wanted you to think.
Shepherd: Who?
Cowen: Trust me. My plumbing is of greater concern to me that being dead.
Shepherd: You seem be conserned about plumbing a lot.
Cowen: Look around Colonel. You're out numbered. We're taking those devices. And handing you over to the queen of this world as tribute, in exchange for them.
The Geni use Wraith stunners to capture the team.
Int: The queen's dungeon-Night
Shepherd wakes up with a nasty cut on his head
Shepherd: Oh... is everyone ok?
Woolsey: Yes. but you look like you have a pretty nasty cut there.
Shepherd: yeah, not to mention a killer headache.
Coomes: Not to worry, it's nothing my osmotic eel can't handle.
Woolsey: (Angry) THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES! Someone needs to teach you a lesson in modern medicine!
Coomes: There's no cause for concern it's perfectly safe.
WoolseyTo porter) Tricorder!
Porter hands him a Tricorder. Woolsey looks at it and becomes even more irritated, and gives it back to her.
Woolsey: Medical Tricorder!
Later...
Int. The Queen's Throne room-Night
An enchantingly beautiful queen sits on her throne. Shepherd and his team are brought before her.
Queen: You and your people have trespassed on our sacred land. You are now my subjects. You will all spend the rest of you lives mining foul smelly rocks!
Shepherd approaches her with a devious grin.
Shepherd: You know. There are much more pleasant things we could do for you than mining rocks.
Queen: Punishment is not meant to be pleasant.
Shepherd: I meant pleasant for you.
The Queen begins to smile as she checks him out.
Queen: What did you have in mind?
Int: The Atlantis Gateroom-Day
The team returns through the gate carrying the devices. The Queen is hanging off Shepherd’s arm.
Shepherd: And this is Atlantis. Guys, take those alien weapons to the armory. Now let's check out the east pier. It's got a great view and is really private.
They walk away together. McKay’s jaw drops
McKay: He really is Kirk!
Shepherd walks off with the queen
Shepherd walks in to discuss the upcoming mission with Mr. Woolsey
Shepherd: Sir, I had a question about M4X-235.
Woolsey: Please state the nature of the medical.... Oh, sorry about that.
Shephard: Ok?
Woolsey: I believe you know Dr. Svetlana Markov.
Shepherd: Sure, you were part of the Russian gate program.
Woolsey: Her team just returned from 235 with some Intel on some interesting alien devices they found.
Shepherd: Cool.
Markov: John, I'm sensing great doubt in you.
Shepherd: What?
MarkovStarts talking with a Russian accent) I mean, these devices show great potential colonel.
Woolsey: I'm sending a full team to investigate. I'll be coming along as well.
Later...
Ext. M4X-235-Day
Shepherd’s team exits the gate along with Mr. Woolsey, Dr. Alison Porter and Dr. Coomes who is carrying a case of gear.
The Gate shuts off when suddenly the team is surrounded by the Genii led by the surprisingly NOT dead Cowen.
Cowen: Ha....Ha....Ha. Hold it right there Colonel Shepherd.
Shepherd: Cowen. I thought you were dead?
Porter: Oh! Hi Miles!!
Cowen: Ezri! How have you been? How's Julian?
Shepherd: Uh, Sorry to interrupt this extremely bizarre reunion but, can we get back to the part about you not being dead?
Cowen:Ha...Ha...Ha... That's what they wanted you to think.
Shepherd: Who?
Cowen: Trust me. My plumbing is of greater concern to me that being dead.
Shepherd: You seem be conserned about plumbing a lot.
Cowen: Look around Colonel. You're out numbered. We're taking those devices. And handing you over to the queen of this world as tribute, in exchange for them.
The Geni use Wraith stunners to capture the team.
Int: The queen's dungeon-Night
Shepherd wakes up with a nasty cut on his head
Shepherd: Oh... is everyone ok?
Woolsey: Yes. but you look like you have a pretty nasty cut there.
Shepherd: yeah, not to mention a killer headache.
Coomes: Not to worry, it's nothing my osmotic eel can't handle.
Woolsey: (Angry) THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES! Someone needs to teach you a lesson in modern medicine!
Coomes: There's no cause for concern it's perfectly safe.
WoolseyTo porter) Tricorder!
Porter hands him a Tricorder. Woolsey looks at it and becomes even more irritated, and gives it back to her.
Woolsey: Medical Tricorder!
Later...
Int. The Queen's Throne room-Night
An enchantingly beautiful queen sits on her throne. Shepherd and his team are brought before her.
Queen: You and your people have trespassed on our sacred land. You are now my subjects. You will all spend the rest of you lives mining foul smelly rocks!
Shepherd approaches her with a devious grin.
Shepherd: You know. There are much more pleasant things we could do for you than mining rocks.
Queen: Punishment is not meant to be pleasant.
Shepherd: I meant pleasant for you.
The Queen begins to smile as she checks him out.
Queen: What did you have in mind?
Int: The Atlantis Gateroom-Day
The team returns through the gate carrying the devices. The Queen is hanging off Shepherd’s arm.
Shepherd: And this is Atlantis. Guys, take those alien weapons to the armory. Now let's check out the east pier. It's got a great view and is really private.
They walk away together. McKay’s jaw drops
McKay: He really is Kirk!
Shepherd walks off with the queen
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