Dr Lee gets around

[reddevil18]

His name's Bill Dow, Kribby. Close.

Stop teasing the poor girl.

[nx01a]

Correcting and informing, not teasing. That's your job, 'pimp daddy'.

The single father thing works, PG15, but where were the kids on his bikini-watching vacation? And who looked after them once daddy got beamed out? His 19 year old swiss au pair, I bet. Notice I said his 19 yo Swiss au pair.

[reddevil18]

Bill Dow - dild...well, you can guess the final letter...Born to play a perv, one might say.

[jelgate]

Bill Dow - dild...well, you can guess the final letter...Born to play a perv, one might say.

He rivials Sheppard

[reddevil18]

He rivials Sheppard

Sheppard's an amateur. Put him face to face with a space pirate hooker who enjoys bondage and he'll lose himself. Now, my man Bill...he'd use his "talk to them about WoW until they lapse into a coma" technique to capture the ladies and take them back to his lair...

[nx01a]

Where they watch LotR and children's animated movies til dawn.

He seems like he'd be great as a dad. Really able to relate to kids and what they like.

[jelgate]

Where they watch LotR and children's animated movies til dawn.

He seems like he'd be great as a dad. Really able to relate to kids and what they like.

To bad they don't know about his double life.

[reddevil18]

Where they watch LotR and children's animated movies til dawn.

He seems like he'd be great as a dad. Really able to relate to kids.

Oh, he definately is every woman's dream guy! Especially if the woman is under the influence of narcotics that he slipped into her drink and her dream is really a nightmare involving a level 50 bald hobbit with glasses cocooning her.

[reddevil18]

To bad they don't know about his double life.

You mean the ****** thing or the top-secret, working in space with aliens thing?

[nx01a]

...now even more determined to avoid WoW...

[jelgate]

You mean the ****** thing or the top-secret, working in space with aliens thing?

The getting around thing.

[nx01a]

Could we get back to 'Dr Lee gets around', not 'Dr Lee gets around pretty darn well for a chubby guy in a thong and high heels'?

[reddevil18]

The getting around thing.

Ah! Gotcha!
Bill Jr.: Our dad's a loser!
Billy: Yeah, he plays more WoW than we do! I hate him.
Cut to Bill, fighting a Wraith Queen hand-to-hand, in a space suit, on one of the Apollo's 302 bays. He knocks her out. Proceeds to cocoon her.
Bill: I love my job!
Teal'c: We are indeed suitably employed, Bill Lee.

[nx01a]

You forgot the guest appearance by his dad, Stan Lee.

[reddevil18]

You forgot the guest appearance by his dad, Stan Lee.

D'OH! How could I forget?
Guess it's a 2-parter and he'll be in the second episode...