whats the PJ say?

[Bragi]

"Hallowed are the Ori."

Followed by - "Gotcha!"

[_WraithQueen_]

Mind the step

[_WraithQueen_]

Or: do not leave children unattended

[sueKay]

on the theme of turkey sandwiches

"requires 2 AA ZPMs. Turkey Sandwich not included."

[jash]

keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times

ladies and gentlemen this is the captian speaking please fasten your seat belts and put your trays in the up right position

[eri-chan]

'may suffer hallucinations while in use'

'has everything but the turkey sandwich'

[TechnoWraith]

"Made you look!"

"If you're reading this, you have too much free time on your hands."

"Not intended for use in transporting school students."

"This vehicle stops at all railroad crossings."

"This vehicle makes wide turns."

"How is my driving? Call 1-800-PJ-Driver. Vehicle: PJ01"

[The Prophet]

Si vis pacem para bellum

Quis custodiet ipsos custodies

Primus inter pares

Pons asinorum

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

[knocknashee]

"All that's missing is the USAF sticker..."

[Wraith Scientist]

You can see it at the bottom of this pic

It says:
PROTOCOLS MUST BE SET BEFORE LAUNCH
ATTEMPT GATE REENTRY

Taken from this thread about various alien aphabets and translations

[TechnoWraith]

You can see it at the bottom of this pic

It says:
PROTOCOLS MUST BE SET BEFORE LAUNCH
ATTEMPT GATE REENTRY

Taken from this thread about various alien aphabets and translations

awwwwww... you just took all the fun out of this thread.

Just kidding.

[Ancient 1]

awwwwww... you just took all the fun out of this thread.

Just kidding.

Did anyone say the obvious yet: Batteries not included?

[eri-chan]

"Batteries not included."

hehe someone beat you to it

[sueKay]

I said 'requires 2 AA ZPMs'

well they're sorta like batteries...they go on and on and on and...

I think Sheppard got it actually

"Please remain seated until the jumper has come to a complete and total stop"

How about this

"Thank you for picking Trans Atlantis for all your interplanetary travelling needs...Trans Atlantis - an Anquietas Company"

[jash]

not responsible for lost or damaged items

not responsible for lost children