I watched the first 3-5 minutes of it and then stopped.
Why?
First off, they show up in their little jumper flying along, and that's fine and all and they have their banter going about(And I really thought Dex was Ford for a moment, it just doesn't feel like he's gone).
Then there's this big massive graveyard in space.
And they're saying "It's from 10,000 years ago".
NOW HOLD ON.
If it was that long ago the fricking junk would've been pulled into the atmosphere of the planet! There is no way in 10,000 years a large planet with seeming normal Earth Gravity could have a bunch of free floating junk! Satellites for Earth need to use little rockets to alter their alignment. A lot of space junk falls into Earth's atmosphere(and some burns up) because it runs out of power and gets sucked down.
Given 10,000 years the planet should've been somewhat covered with the remains(Which might've been neat...seeing large hive ship carcasses on a desolate wasteland).
Then there was the "There's a power source! It's coming from there!" and I swear that I was saying almost word for word what they were saying at that point, because it was predictable.
And of course they'd find a weapon.
And of course there'd be problems.
It felt very generic, like they needed something to fill up the season.
Why?
First off, they show up in their little jumper flying along, and that's fine and all and they have their banter going about(And I really thought Dex was Ford for a moment, it just doesn't feel like he's gone).
Then there's this big massive graveyard in space.
And they're saying "It's from 10,000 years ago".
NOW HOLD ON.
If it was that long ago the fricking junk would've been pulled into the atmosphere of the planet! There is no way in 10,000 years a large planet with seeming normal Earth Gravity could have a bunch of free floating junk! Satellites for Earth need to use little rockets to alter their alignment. A lot of space junk falls into Earth's atmosphere(and some burns up) because it runs out of power and gets sucked down.
Given 10,000 years the planet should've been somewhat covered with the remains(Which might've been neat...seeing large hive ship carcasses on a desolate wasteland).
Then there was the "There's a power source! It's coming from there!" and I swear that I was saying almost word for word what they were saying at that point, because it was predictable.
And of course they'd find a weapon.
And of course there'd be problems.
It felt very generic, like they needed something to fill up the season.
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