John Sheppard/Teyla Emmagan Appreciation/Ship/Discussion Thread

[ruby_caspar]

Okay Elf, this is YOUR FAULT!! You should never have included that link. I blame you.

I'm Dreaming Of An Incadesent Christmas

Spoiler:

It was Christmas Eve. John sat phonetically atop the crow's nest, sipping flourescent eggnog.

He looked at the famished pufferfish hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Teyla had hung it there, just before they looked at each other ravenously and then fell into each other's arms and whumped each other's hangnail.

If only I hadn't been so glowing, John thought, pouring a warm amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Teyla might not have got so idiotic and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a flowing tear and held his finger in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a boneheaded voice lifted crazily up in song.


I'm dreaming of an incadesent Christmas

Just like the flowing golden hair of my dog's tail



John ran to the door. It was Teyla, looking mutlicolored all over with snow.

"I missed you dogmatically," Teyla said. "And I wanted to whump your hangnail again."

John hugged Teyla and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Teyla said.

"I think so too," John said and they whumped each other's hangnail until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted golden retreiver eyebrow and lived simply until John got drunk again.
The End.

There ya go, Camy!

[Elflinn]

Hey WingedPegasus...

CONGRATS ON 900!!!

Here's a belated present for you:

Spoiler:

You should make that an MP Ruby!! OMG@!@!

[DONNA BOOTH]

Here's the link:

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

Have fun!

Thanks for the link Ruby im still unsure what to do

[Jeyla4ever]

DANGIT! you know I don't go back and read 10 pages...can someone update me?

by girl in box!

Spoiler:

Enter Teyla

John appears above at a window

Teyla:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the fish, and John is the whale.
Arise, happy whale, and grab the condescending ladder.
See, how he leans his butt upon his hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that butt!

John:
O Teyla, Teyla! wherefore art thou Teyla?
What's in a name? That which we call a face
By any other name would smell as luminous
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "He is the pointing gun, she is the bullet of his desire."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove enthusiastic.

Teyla:
Swain, by yonder condescending ladder I swear
That tips on the table the ridiculous clock--

John:
O, swear not by the ladder, the understandable ladder,
That lovingly changes in its imaginative orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise imaginative.
Sweet, irresistible night! A thousand times irresistible night!
Parting is such bright sorrow,
That I shall say irresistible night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Teyla:
Sleep dwell upon thy butt, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so hurriedly to rest!
delicately will I to my happy face's cell,
Its help to grab, and my luminous face to tell.

OMGOODNESS! what have you girls been chatting about!!!!! how did this little gem come about!...ROFLMAO!

[ruby_caspar]

CONGRATS ON 1900, DONNA!!!

Wow, we're just full of milestones today, aren't we? Only 98 to go until your custom avatar!! Whoop!

[WingedPegasus]

Thanks for the link Ruby im still unsure what to do

You fill in all the blank spaces with the proper words, (i.e. adverb, adjective, noun,) and it gives you the weirdest drabble you've ever read.

by girl in box!

Spoiler:

Enter Teyla

John appears above at a window

Teyla:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the fish, and John is the whale.
Arise, happy whale, and grab the condescending ladder.
See, how he leans his butt upon his hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that butt!

John:
O Teyla, Teyla! wherefore art thou Teyla?
What's in a name? That which we call a face
By any other name would smell as luminous
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "He is the pointing gun, she is the bullet of his desire."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove enthusiastic.

Teyla:
Swain, by yonder condescending ladder I swear
That tips on the table the ridiculous clock--

John:
O, swear not by the ladder, the understandable ladder,
That lovingly changes in its imaginative orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise imaginative.
Sweet, irresistible night! A thousand times irresistible night!
Parting is such bright sorrow,
That I shall say irresistible night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Teyla:
Sleep dwell upon thy butt, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so hurriedly to rest!
delicately will I to my happy face's cell,
Its help to grab, and my luminous face to tell.

OMGOODNESS! what have you girls been chatting about!!!!! how did this little gem come about!...ROFLMAO!

The link Ruby posted at the top of the page!

[Elflinn]

It is very scary. This could become addicting..

A Cornbread In Time by Elf

Spoiler:

On a dashing and groovy morning, Sheppykins sat on a pew. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His lips ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Teyla to love someone with a whumpy ear?

Emphatically, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sexy lush elf, all on a summer's day. I wish my Teyla would whip me, in her own yum-yum way..."

"Do you?" Teyla sat down beside Sheppykins and put her hand on Sheppykins's leg. "I think that could be arranged."

Sheppykins gasped ugly. "But what about my whumpy ear?"

"I like it," Teyla said hilariously. "I think it's chocolate."

They came together and their kiss was The teacher descended upon the exams, sank his talons into their pages, ripped the answers to shreds, and then, perching in his chair, began to digest.

"I love you," Sheppykins said lovingly.

"I love you too," Teyla replied and whipped him.

They bought an octopus, moved in together, and lived passionately ever after.

Alright! Here it is!
Can you believe it! My own little masterpiece. With the help of WP! Thank you!
I share the credit with ye....

Gooey Love

Spoiler:

John finished packing. Ever since Teyla, his own true love, had been lost at sea, John had been thunky.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing whumped him, all was antidisestablishmentarianistic. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going up the creek to become an agonizing arrows.

Just then, there was an icy knock at the door. John opened it and stood there skillfully for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his teh hair.

When John came to, Teyla was holding his eyes and looking effervesent. "My love," Teyla said heartily, "I'm sorry for the inconsequential shock. I've been shipwrecked on a slimy island for the last ten years, living It remains to see whether weed or flower will spring forth. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

John could hardly believe his Teyla had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a cheese."

They embraced lustily and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was whumpy.

Let me know what you think...

Here's the link if you want to do this too!!
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

This is a riot! Thanks O1!!

Here's my 2!

[DONNA BOOTH]

CONGRATS ON 1900, DONNA!!!

Wow, we're just full of milestones today, aren't we? Only 98 to go until your custom avatar!! Whoop!

Why thanks Ruby

[Jeyla4ever]

by girl in box!

Spoiler:

Enter Teyla

John appears above at a window

Teyla:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the fish, and John is the whale.
Arise, happy whale, and grab the condescending ladder.
See, how he leans his butt upon his hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that butt!

John:
O Teyla, Teyla! wherefore art thou Teyla?
What's in a name? That which we call a face
By any other name would smell as luminous
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "He is the pointing gun, she is the bullet of his desire."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove enthusiastic.

Teyla:
Swain, by yonder condescending ladder I swear
That tips on the table the ridiculous clock--

John:
O, swear not by the ladder, the understandable ladder,
That lovingly changes in its imaginative orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise imaginative.
Sweet, irresistible night! A thousand times irresistible night!
Parting is such bright sorrow,
That I shall say irresistible night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Teyla:
Sleep dwell upon thy butt, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so hurriedly to rest!
delicately will I to my happy face's cell,
Its help to grab, and my luminous face to tell.

OMGOODNESS! what have you girls been chatting about!!!!! how did this little gem come about!...ROFLMAO!

OOoops..the kiddies are in...sorry, got to go..will be right back!

[ruby_caspar]

Thanks for the link Ruby im still unsure what to do

You just fill in the boxes with random words that don't have to have anything to do with each other - they just have to be what it says; adjective, noun, verb etc. Then it creates the story for you using your words in random places! Voila!!

Camy check out the website. I'm sure you'll have tons of fun with it. But first...

TELL US ABOUT TABULA RASA!!!

Don't make me call Cody...

[ruby_caspar]

OOoops..the kiddies are in...sorry, got to go..will be right back!

NO!!! Camy, get back here!!!

CODY!!!

Seriously, it's 11pm here and I want to go to sleep soon... Camy come back!!

[scifan]

Okay Elf, this is YOUR FAULT!! You should never have included that link. I blame you.

I'm Dreaming Of An Incadesent Christmas

Spoiler:

It was Christmas Eve. John sat phonetically atop the crow's nest, sipping flourescent eggnog.

He looked at the famished pufferfish hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Teyla had hung it there, just before they looked at each other ravenously and then fell into each other's arms and whumped each other's hangnail.

If only I hadn't been so glowing, John thought, pouring a warm amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Teyla might not have got so idiotic and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a flowing tear and held his finger in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a boneheaded voice lifted crazily up in song.


I'm dreaming of an incadesent Christmas

Just like the flowing golden hair of my dog's tail



John ran to the door. It was Teyla, looking mutlicolored all over with snow.

"I missed you dogmatically," Teyla said. "And I wanted to whump your hangnail again."

John hugged Teyla and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Teyla said.

"I think so too," John said and they whumped each other's hangnail until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted golden retreiver eyebrow and lived simply until John got drunk again.
The End.

WP. OH Man!!!! ROFLMBO!! These are funny.

Here's mine... I'm crying again...

Spoiler:

Tenderly Tripping

Teyla tripped along dreamily. She was on her way to meet her lover, John, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a football in its mouth.

Teyla was almost on a table when she came across a catastrophic cake, lying alone on a vivascious plate. "That must be a treat from my hearty bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked luminous, so she ate it.

It gave her the most fantastic tingling sensation in her shoulder. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see John.

When John came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Teyla cried quickly.

"Your eye! And your finger!" John said. "They're terrible! Can't you feel it?"

Teyla felt her eye and her finger. They were indeed quite terrible. "Oh, no!" Teyla said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that catastrophic cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," John said. "I got you a Bantos rod. It must have been that revolutionary man who lives nearby. He acts a little cheerily, ever since he grabbed a pot."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Teyla sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," John said tearily, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your eye is really creamy like that."

"Really?" Teyla dried his tears. Teyla kissed John and it was an entirely sinewy sensation, like a tin of cake batter placed in an oven for forty minutes.

They spent the night having entirely sinewy sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

OH MAN Ruby!!! ROFL. That is just sooo wrong. LOL.

BRB

[ruby_caspar]

As requested...

Spoiler:

[DONNA BOOTH]

Woohoo i did one yeah
An arrogant Ocurrence

Spoiler:

An Arrogant Occurrence

Teyla paced up and down, jiggling her heart. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Bread, had arranged to meet her here on the bed. "I have something Chemistry to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Bread was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Teyla expected to see her bounce up, her gentleness hair streaming behind her and her full of promises eyes aglow.

Teyla heard footsteps, but they seemed rather respectful for a delicate and compassionate girl like Mary Sue Bread, whose tread was lively. She turned around and found Shepard staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Shepard said gentle. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Teyla had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so shareful. "Mary Sue Bread asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Shepard, her leg began to throb skillful.

"Oh," Shepard said, huskily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Teyla said and caught Shepard by his arm. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Shepard said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, glancing at each others chemistry that was clear.

From behind a popcorn, Mary Sue Bread watched with a forgiveness light in her indecent eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Teyla/Shepard". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.

[ruby_caspar]

Woohoo i did one yeah
An arrogant Ocurrence

Spoiler:

An Arrogant Occurrence

Teyla paced up and down, jiggling her heart. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Bread, had arranged to meet her here on the bed. "I have something Chemistry to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Bread was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Teyla expected to see her bounce up, her gentleness hair streaming behind her and her full of promises eyes aglow.

Teyla heard footsteps, but they seemed rather respectful for a delicate and compassionate girl like Mary Sue Bread, whose tread was lively. She turned around and found Shepard staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Shepard said gentle. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Teyla had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so shareful. "Mary Sue Bread asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Shepard, her leg began to throb skillful.

"Oh," Shepard said, huskily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Teyla said and caught Shepard by his arm. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Shepard said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, glancing at each others chemistry that was clear.

From behind a popcorn, Mary Sue Bread watched with a forgiveness light in her indecent eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Teyla/Shepard". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.

BRILLIANT final line...