Major Lorne Whumping

[Elizabeth Bartlett]

S&R will always be a special ep for me; that's when I fully realized that I'm a whumper (I sped home from work and cued up the DVR to watch the first couple of minutes).

[Atlantean2005]

Ya know, someone needs to invent a room kinda like the holodecks on Star Trek. That way each of you could act out your own personal, dare I say, fantasies?

Then again, get in those chambers, most some of you probably wouldn't want to come out!

Okay, thats part of my randomness for today! Back to our "American Tounges" video in Anthropology! Later whumpers!

[Replicator Fifth]

Ya know, someone needs to invent a room kinda like the holodecks on Star Trek. That way each of you could act out your own personal, dare I say, fantasies?

Then again, get in those chambers, most some of you probably wouldn't want to come out!

Okay, thats part of my randomness for today! Back to our "American Tounges" video in Anthropology! Later whumpers!

yes that was very random... but somehow very enticing thought. *thinks of OTHER uses for a holodeck *

ooo anthropology!

[LizzieAnne]

Ya know, someone needs to invent a room kinda like the holodecks on Star Trek. That way each of you could act out your own personal, dare I say, fantasies?

Then again, get in those chambers, most some of you probably wouldn't want to come out!

What an invention that would be. You're right..I would never want to leave.

[Elizabeth Bartlett]

Ya know, someone needs to invent a room kinda like the holodecks on Star Trek. That way each of you could act out your own personal, dare I say, fantasies?

Then again, get in those chambers, most some of you probably wouldn't want to come out!

Okay, thats part of my randomness for today! Back to our "American Tounges" video in Anthropology! Later whumpers!

What an invention that would be. You're right..I would never want to leave.

[queen_hathor]

Blimey it's been ages since I was in here!!

How's about we get some really whumpy discussion going on? Here's some question for us, it'll be interesting to see where we go with the answers!

* What's your favourite type of whump, and why?
* What's your LEAST favourite type of whump, and why?
* If you could write an episode for Lorne, what kind of damage would you do to him?

And one I've asked in other whump threads:

* When does it stop being whump and become torture?

So I guess I'd better answer my own questions... I have to say that I find answering them difficult (so thanks to everyone who answered when I 1st posted them), mostly because I think I may be a bit more hardcore than some of you .... I only say that because I'm a serious Ronon & Shep whumper, and I'm a bit torn when it comes to Lorne. He's too - for want of a better word - nice to whump "properly" I hope nobody takes offence at that, I just think I'm a bit more bloodthirsty than some (even other character whumpers) - there's some things I've really liked that have freaked people out.

When I think of the things that have been done to Ronon & Shep, I just can't see it happening to Lorne, even in fics. I could of course be way off beam here, so if someone has a fic where Lorne gets the type of seriously whumpy treatment Ronon got in Sateda, Reunion, Broken Ties & EaTG; and Shep got in Remnants.... send it my way....now!!!

What's your favourite type of whump, and why?

I like a combination of both emo and physical whump. The emo side appeals to the comforter in me, as those kind of scars take longer to heal; but the bloodthirsty part of me wants proper, painful looking cuts and bruises (on the cheeks especially) and quite frankly, blood of the drippy variety!!

What's your LEAST favourite type of whump, and why?

I think I'd have to say anything to do with needles, or anything to do with skin disorders; anything to do with eyes; and out and out torture - I'm a whumper, not a sadist. And under no circumstances should there be anything of a sexual whump nature

If you could write an episode for Lorne, what kind of damage would you do to him?

Everything in the eps I mention above, and maybe a beating similar to that Shep got in Travelers *cough* with all the drippy blood *cough*

I'd have him shot, having complications, but nothing life-threatening. And much much more stunning, as he reacts to it so well!!

When does it stop being whump and become torture?

This is a fine line, but to me, torture is something which is done solely to make someone suffer, and not serve any other purpose.

If it helps I just finished a chapter where a character shoves Lorne in a closet and locks him in there

Is he alone?












Aaaaaah, that's better!!

[SciFiSGFan]

Ya know, someone needs to invent a room kinda like the holodecks on Star Trek. That way each of you could act out your own personal, dare I say, fantasies?

I know this is the Whumping thread - but any chance we could get one of those Star Trek Holodecks over at the Thunking thread!!??

[John's PuddleJumper]

Where can I read everyone's fics?

Whumping Lorne is a great pastime; I started another fic where he gets hurt, LOL. It's fun.

Right I have a link in my sig to my FF.net account.

Also on ff.net there is a C2C community dedicated to Lorne fics, so hope that gives you some answers

[Elizabeth Bartlett]

Is he alone?

unfortunatly yes my character shoved him in there "for his own good."

[CKO]

unfortunatly yes my character shoved him in there "for his own good."

hmmmm takes a new meaning on the word 'closet whumper' dear gods sorry bad joke.

[Atlantean2005]

I know this is the Whumping thread - but any chance we could get one of those Star Trek Holodecks over at the Thunking thread!!??

Got bored!

Spoiler:

[CKO]

nice

[SciFiSGFan]

hmmmm takes a new meaning on the word 'closet whumper' dear gods sorry bad joke.

And letting him out is going to re-enforce the whole 40% thing -- "Lorne comes out of the closet".

[Iawen]

How's about we get some really whumpy discussion going on? Here's some question for us, it'll be interesting to see where we go with the answers!

* What's your favourite type of whump, and why?
* What's your LEAST favourite type of whump, and why?
* If you could write an episode for Lorne, what kind of damage would you do to him?

Nice answers, Queen Hathor!! Here are mine:

What's your favourite type of whump, and why? I like both physical and emo whump, but I usually lean toward the physical whump. I like danger. And I like to see their family and friends worry over them, too, haha. Almost any kind of physical whump is great,, will say what I don't like in the next question.

What's your LEAST favourite type of whump, and why? I don't like whump where they actually die at the end. Or whump where it only happens to the character because it happened to the actor in RL. (Like MS in Nemesis--cannot get on board that train--no RL whump!) Extreme torture is also not good.

If you could write an episode for Lorne, what kind of damage would you do to him? I'd most likely have him get shot, or end up with a serious head injury after a puddle jumper crash or something like that.

S&R will always be a special ep for me; that's when I fully realized that I'm a whumper (I sped home from work and cued up the DVR to watch the first couple of minutes).

LOL, I've always been a whumper of my favorite characters, even before I knew about fanfiction, haha.

Right I have a link in my sig to my FF.net account.

Also on ff.net there is a C2C community dedicated to Lorne fics, so hope that gives you some answers

Sweet, thanks.

Got bored!

Spoiler:

I cannot stop laughing.

[queen_hathor]

unfortunatly yes my character shoved him in there "for his own good."

Hehe, that's a shame!

hmmmm takes a new meaning on the word 'closet whumper' dear gods sorry bad joke.

And letting him out is going to re-enforce the whole 40% thing -- "Lorne comes out of the closet".

Finally, someone said it!!! I was determined it wasn't going to be me!!

Nice answers, Queen Hathor!!

Thanks!

Here are mine:

What's your favourite type of whump, and why? I like both physical and emo whump, but I usually lean toward the physical whump. I like danger. And I like to see their family and friends worry over them, too, haha. Almost any kind of physical whump is great,, will say what I don't like in the next question.

Ooooh definitely!! Taking off my Shex hat temporarily, when Ronon was crying out while Todd fed on Shep in Common Ground; and Shep being so desperate to find Ronon is Sateda was just amazing. The only emo whump like that I've found involving Lorne was in a fic where he and Shep are a couple, and they both brick it when the other goes missing or they think they'll lose each other! *gets a happy warm glow*

What's your LEAST favourite type of whump, and why? I don't like whump where they actually die at the end. Or whump where it only happens to the character because it happened to the actor in RL. (Like MS in Nemesis--cannot get on board that train--no RL whump!) Extreme torture is also not good.

Definitely no RL whump, that's sadism!!

If you could write an episode for Lorne, what kind of damage would you do to him? I'd most likely have him get shot, or end up with a serious head injury after a puddle jumper crash or something like that.

Oooh head injury's gooooood!! Disorientated, confused, scalp wound... mmmmmm!! *evil grin*