Kirking the Universe: Two Men, so many women and so little time.

[SanGate]

movie night...

whooops!!

*cries from laughter* *needs to grab a tissue* Bloody hilarious SAF!!!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/guhleen/stargate%20atlantis/johngroup7-1.jpg

Lucien: And here some gifts to welcome you, my friends!
Shep: That's nice, Rodney you can take the fruits and I take the girls.
Rodney: That's not fair! Why did you ever get the girls?
Shep: Because I'm the alpha-male here and no word Ronon, size doesn't matter.

nice work ardunnia

by special request!

Poor Carson..

[ardunnia]

So get delivered some great pics, thanks to cc and come up with this

Spoiler:

You really did it, Ronon! I heard you showed Elizaeth your gun just to proof yours is bigger, I'm right?
You did what, Ronon?
(thinking) Oh my god, how did he find that out?

Ronon you promised me I'm the only one who gets to see your gun.
Sorry Teyla, but Elizabeth was begging me so nice, couldn't resist.
Oh she was begging you, Mr. Big? Is that true Elizabeth?
(thinking) It's not getting better, but it was worth it, very very impressive, wow!!

Elizabeth now I'm curious! Who do you prefer? Mr. Big or Mr. Kamasutra?
Oh well, that's not easy, can't decide it yet, I think I need a second round, just to be sure. John, Ronon you two in my office...NOW!!!

[ardunnia]

You see what I always say, size doesn't matter. I'm the Best!!



And he thought he could defeat me, he never beats Mr. Lover himself. Poor Ronon!

[Stargate78fan]

Those are great! Very creative!

[CKO]

great job

[SheppAddictedFangirl]

That´s great ardunnia!
You beat me to it, but here´s my version... if you´re still interested

Spoiler:

So, what REALLY happened in the Puddle Jumper when you guys got stuck?!
Well, Teyla went nuts on me, wanted in on "teh kirking love".
That is not true!
Can´t have been that impressive if she wouldn´t even admit it!
You weren´t there, big guy! It was HUGE! She pulled the breaks right in the middle of going through the StarGate!



I did no such thing!!
Oh come on, Teyla... you went wild on me!!
Sheppard, if you were as good as I am, you wouldn´t need to make this stuff up!
It´s on film!! McKay filmed us! I can show you!



Right until she dragged me into the vortex! You think that little movie is worth something?! I´m still saving for that Vegas trip....
See?! That is just sick!!
Well, if it´s on film...finally cracked huh?!
I am telling you, NOTHING happend...you know we don´t have bodies in there....
It´s the thought that counts *smirk*
: *I don´t believe this*

[SanGate]

Always interested SAF

[ardunnia]

Love your version, SAF ROFL great job.

[ardunnia]

John you have no chance, the girls love the big guys like me.
So you mean you're tall so yours is bigger, he? You know the old saw: "You know his 'best friends' size by looking at a man's nose. AND my nose is longer than yours!!
Boys, why don't you ask Teyla and me, what's important?
He can be small as long as he is always hard at work, guys think about it!

[GateMedic]

You guys have been busy! Great new stuff!

[SheppAddictedFangirl]

ardunnia! Love it!

[CKO]

love it... i want shep/dex kirk action

[Lt.Col.Errandboy]

I'm BAAAAACK!!!! Been hella busy & also ill...sucky on both counts! But I finally managed to have a Kirking moment...

*throws in another kirkisode*



heh.

[SheppAddictedFangirl]

LCE! Hope you feel better now!!!

got these pics delivered

Spoiler:

(thinking) So, this is our new boss huh?! Wonder how long it takes HER to fall under my spell!



So, Carter, if we work together here,...
Oh boy, you´re not doing what I think you´re doing?!..



You haven´t even heard the best part yet...
Okay John... let me save you here.....I don´t fall for guys who aren´t at least full bird Colonels!



Does that mean you´re gonna promote me again?!
John.... give it a rest! I´m into Jack O´Neill and you don´t want HIM to kick your ass, do you?!
He´s not here in Pegasus, is he?!

[melfan]

LCE! Hope you feel better now!!!

got these pics delivered

Spoiler:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/guhleen/shep38-3.jpg

(thinking) So, this is our new boss huh?! Wonder how long it takes HER to fall under my spell!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/k...n/shep40-3.jpg

So, Carter, if we work together here,...
Oh boy, you´re not doing what I think you´re doing?!..

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/k...n/shep39-3.jpg

You haven´t even heard the best part yet...
Okay John... let me save you here.....I don´t fall for guys who aren´t at least full bird Colonels!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/k...n/shep41-3.jpg[

Does that mean you´re gonna promote me again?!
John.... give it a rest! I´m into Jack O´Neill and you don´t want HIM to kick your ass, do you?!
He´s not here in Pegasus, is he?!

Great one SAF!