Major Lorne/Kavan Smith Thunk Thread

[purpletoo1]

*delurks*

Gosh he's pretty

*goes back to lurking*

*jumps* oh you scared me stranger

[purpletoo1]

True there. I get special privileges because I'm his webmistress LOL!

I will not ask Major Lorne to pick up the papers that I "accidently" dropped on the floor as I passed by him (every five minutes lol! )

LOL, sounds like you've been reading Ben and Claudia con stories...love that trick!

[purpletoo1]

I will not shrink Major Lorne's trousers in the wash
I will not always walk behind Major Lorne to get the best view in the house

Welcome Closetfan

Cheers CKO

[CKO]

Amazing how that keeps happening!

yup

I will not shrink Major Lorne's trousers in the wash
I will not always walk behind Major Lorne to get the best view in the house

Welcome Closetfan

Cheers CKO

but its fun to walk behind him

haha, oh no, look what i started.. its addicting, isn't it?

very

Very

I will not ask Major Lorne to hold a ladder just so I can overbalance and fall into his arms

Last one for tonight I promise

forget the ladder and fall into his waiting arms *head long dive into the gutter*

I will not ask Major Lorne to climb a ladder... while going commando in a skirt.

*cough*

oh hehehe...

I will not ask Maj. Lorne to do a slow strip tease while pole dancing to I'm too sexy... (well save for in the privacy of either his room or mine room... wah... oh back up... *giggle* to far ahead of myself.. *twacks bunny*

[Elizabeth Bartlett]

inspired by Things I'm not allowed to do aboard the Battlestar Galactica

i've been working on my own Things i'm not allowed to do on Atlantis

thought u guys would get a kick out of 11 - i will not randomly hug Major Lorne

hehehe; I love 43; "I will not ask Major Lorne what it's like in The Shire." -huggles sig-

but I want to randomly hug Lorne!

here's mine; I will not take bets on when Major Lorne will blow up the next space-ship that the Expidition finds.

I've finished the Lorne/OC story and am just proofing it now....I'll post the link when I'm done. It turns out that there's not much Lorne lovin' in it...but there's plenty of Lorne angst (which is way more better).

[Cathain Nottingham]

I will not ask Major Lorne to pick up the papers that I "accidently" dropped on the floor as I passed by him (every five minutes lol! )

Um, I don't know about that...I think that would have to be a will

[CKO]

Um, I don't know about that...I think that would have to be a will

and where there's a will... there's a way *sigh*

[leighanners]

I will not use zip-tie restraints on Major Lorne for personal reasons.

...oh that is so a lie

[CKO]

I will not use zip-tie restraints on Major Lorne for personal reasons.

...oh that is so a lie

oh my that so gets ya greeeeeeeeen.. so uh... yeah..

[leighanners]

Well I'm glad someone likes it. I was gonna put for personal gratification, but I didn't know if those two words and retraints should be in the same sentence in a PG forum.

[CKO]

yea i mean after all we do have to sorta behave... oh i been bad.. please let me be punished by Lorne.

i will refrain from requesting being punished by Maj. Lorne personally

[leighanners]

lol! I will not request Major Lorne to do the punishing...or will I?

[Reefgirl]

lol! I will not request Major Lorne to do the punishing...or will I?

This is not what I need to see first thing in the morning

*Goes off into happy day-dream land*

Good news about the fic EB

[purpletoo1]

yea i mean after all we do have to sorta behave... oh i been bad.. please let me be punished by Lorne.

i will refrain from requesting being punished by Maj. Lorne personally

ROTFLMAO!! I don't think I have that much restraint!

[purpletoo1]

I will not use zip-tie restraints on Major Lorne for personal reasons.

...oh that is so a lie

*dies of brain explosion from thinking about that one way to long* ...tried to green you but apparently I like you way too much, LOL