Ronon Dex/Jason Momoa Thunk Thread

[ladyshae]

Recognizing voice. Searching database for match. Running regocnition program, testing samples. Match found. Recognized owner and clone: Shae and Crunchie. Turning on all programs, please hold... Programs on. Massage requested. Requesting information on possible times. Please respond

I am having way too much fun with this!

Shae, she's sounds funny.

Funny "ha ha" or funny............
Nevermind, Crunchie I think her brain is on autopilot. Must have too many images in there bogging down her mental capacity.

Huh?

She's not herself today.

So, uh do..... do I talk to the pilot then?

There's no actual pilot, darling, autopilot is just an express..........
*sigh* You know what? Just tell her when you want your massage

Okay, uhh Sal's brain? I want a massage ummm soon?
*whispers to Shae* I don't like pilot Sal.

*snickers and settles on the couch*

[Salamas]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...Crunchie98.jpg

Shae, she's sounds funny.

[CENTER]Funny "ha ha" or funny............
Nevermind, Crunchie I think her brain is on autopilot. Must have too many images in there bogging down her mental capacity.

Huh?

She's not herself today.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...Crunchie85.jpg

So, uh do..... do I talk to the pilot then?

There's no actual pilot, darling, autopilot is just an express..........
*sigh* You know what? Just tell her when you want your massage

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...runchie102.jpg

Okay, uhh Sal's brain? I want a massage ummm soon?
*whispers to Shae* I don't like pilot Sal.

*snickers and settles on the couch*

Sal has been shut down, brain only operation. Reason overload from clones and images. Will be resuming normal actitvity tomorrow morning, until then emergency procedure operational. Checking calendar. Sal busy tonight, but available on friday or saturday evening. Inquiring, on availability of clone. Please advice.

[ladyshae]

Sal has been shut down, brain only operation. Reason overload from clones and images. Will be resuming normal actitvity tomorrow morning, until then emergency procedure operational. Checking calendar. Sal busy tonight, but available on friday or saturday evening. Inquiring, on availability of clone. Please advice.

*whispers* Shae, somebody broke her.

*nods* uh huh, looks like. *goes back to her newspaper*

What do I say now?

*glances up* Crunchie can't you figure this out for yourself? I'm trying to read the news, Smoothie always carves up our paper before I even see it.

He likes to clip coupons, he calls it being........ fraggle.

That's frugal, and I pay for the damn paper he could at least wait......
Okay, back to Sal, you're free Friday night so tell her emergency operating system that you can see her then. *turns page*

Hey is there any Garfield in the paper?

Crunchie! Focus!

Right, oh, umm Sals Brain? Is Friday night okay?
*leans towards Shae*This is creepy.

Just pretend you're talking to Sal herself.

But it's not.......

*ignores him and turns the page*

[Salamas]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...Crunchie60.jpg

*whispers* Shae, somebody broke her.

*nods* uh huh, looks like. *goes back to her newspaper*

What do I say now?

*glances up* Crunchie can't you figure this out for yourself? I'm trying to read the news, Smoothie always carves up our paper before I even see it.

He likes to clip coupons, he calls it being........ fraggle.

That's frugal, and I pay for the damn paper he could at least wait......
Okay, back to Sal, you're free Friday night so tell her emergency operating system that you can see her then. *turns page*

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...Crunchie59.jpg

Hey is there any Garfield in the paper?

Crunchie! Focus!

Right, oh, umm Sals Brain? Is Friday night okay?
*leans towards Shae*This is creepy.

Just pretend you're talking to Sal herself.

But it's not.......

*ignores him and turns the page*

Asking owner to pet clone's head on behalf. Unable to do so ourselves. Friday night has been noted down. Please arrive at decent hour for massage, or there is chance of Sal offering massage to another clone...Please do not be scared, we are not used to this procedure ourselves. Usually Sal lasts better in over heating situations. Thinking IB causing problems with over heating system

[ladyshae]

Asking owner to pet clone's head on behalf. Unable to do so ourselves. Friday night has been noted down. Please arrive at decent hour for massage, or there is chance of Sal offering massage to another clone...Please do not be scared, we are not used to this procedure ourselves. Usually Sal lasts better in over heating situations. Thinking IB causing problems with over heating system

Shae? Do you think that was a yes?

*glances up* What? Oh, yeah, Friday Crunchie, you have to be here or she'll give your massage away.
And one more thing...... *pets Crunchie's head distractedly and goes back to reading the paper*

Okay good, come home straight from work on Friday so I can be here on time! And, don't tell Smoothie, he already stole my Garlfield comics.
*waits for a response*
*frowns*
And then he put your cat in the oven and all of us clones had a lovely dinner with a Queen Wraith and the rest of her hive.

Uh Huh. *concentrates on the gossip column*

Are you even listening to me!?

SHAE!!!!

What Crunchie!? Yes I am listening........
wait, you did what to my cat!?

[Salamas]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...Crunchie62.jpg

Shae? Do you think that was a yes?

*glances up* What? Oh, yeah, Friday Crunchie, you have to be here or she'll give your massage away.
And one more thing...... *pets Crunchie's head distractedly and goes back to reading the paper*

Okay good, come home straight from work on Friday so I can be here on time! And, don't tell Smoothie, he already stole my Garlfield comics.
*waits for a response*
*frowns*
And then he put your cat in the oven and all of us clones had a lovely dinner with a Queen Wraith and the rest of her hive.

Uh Huh. *concentrates on the gossip column*

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...runchie104.jpg

Are you even listening to me!?

SHAE!!!!

What Crunchie!? Yes I am listening........
wait, you did what to my cat!?

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...BeerEating.jpg

Initializing giggle sequence *giggles* Oh sweet. Brain extending emergency procedure capablities. Amazed at capabalities. Initializing pet clone sequence*reaches out, clumsily pokes Crunchie on the cheek* Our excuses

[Lahela]

Excuse me while I interrupt this transmission from Sal's brain with some jail porn...









I like a Ronon locked up tight

[Salamas]

Sal brain must now evacuate premises before body becomes overheated from jail porn. We will return tomorrow at normal time. And hopefully fully functional. Initializing waving sequence *Waves* Goodnight.

[Lahela]

Sal brain must now evacuate premises before body becomes overheated from jail porn. We will return tomorrow at normal time. And hopefully fully functional. Initializing waving sequence *Waves* Goodnight.

*looks at clock* Holy Moly, me too! Night all

[Neelan_Liquor]

Welcome to Sal's brain. Dirty thoughts are in down the first hallway to your left. Thoughts on destroying math homework are in fourth door to the right. English homework is currently residing in the frontal lobe and biology...Warning incoming image. Image received, displaying image now:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...friday2404.jpg
Image designation: unknown. Please advice

Biology!

[Snowy]

Sal brain must now evacuate premises before body becomes overheated from jail porn. We will return tomorrow at normal time. And hopefully fully functional. Initializing waving sequence *Waves* Goodnight.

Hey Sal! Have you tried a cold shower.....it works sometimes....

[Lahela]

Hey Sal! Have you tried a cold shower.....it works sometimes....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...SN/stacy02.jpg

Jason thinking "Yeah right, as if cold water would wash away thoughts of me!"

[Zinny]

I dont usually ship but this is one couple i'd love to see together.. i didnt even see it coming till i saw quarentine. Jen keller is absolutely gorgeous..
She seems to be the girl that you woudlnt be afraid to take home to your parents.. She is almost perfect in every aspect of her from her personality to just the way she looks. Ronnon would be lucky to snag a girl like her.

lol by the way im an 18 year old guy.. so this is a little different for me talking like this.. dont make fun of me

[Lahela]

I dont usually ship but this is one couple i'd love to see together.. i didnt even see it coming till i saw quarentine. Jen keller is absolutely gorgeous..
She seems to be the girl that you woudlnt be afraid to take home to your parents.. She is almost perfect in every aspect of her from her personality to just the way she looks. Ronnon would be lucky to snag a girl like her.

lol by the way im an 18 year old guy.. so this is a little different for me talking like this.. dont make fun of me

Not gonna make fun of you honey, but beg you, please, ship in the ship thread, thunk in the thunk thread!

Edit: Actually, I'd like to apologise to everyone for my comments after Q aired... they don't belong here either *hugs all round*

Peace offering...

[ebethman]

Porn run...

Gun porn

Butt porn

Arm porn

Tank porn

Chest porn

Leather porn

*sigh*

Excuse me while I interrupt this transmission from Sal's brain with some jail porn...









I like a Ronon locked up tight

You bet i'm reposting!!


GAAAA*falls flat on the floor*


arr, ebe??? are you alright?

i'm fine, just help me up hon. *stagers to feet*

anywho . . . has anyone seen bun and that beasty boy weary about. I was hoping that i could maybe . . . . . catch up with weary


what's wrong with me??

well . . . you're just so sweet all the time. Like today, when sholder's were killing my today from play cello you gave me that massage (definatly something to get you're clone to do for you ).


yeay, i'm pritty great aren't i. Tell me some more good stuff about me

later gorgous *wink*

hey you hear, heath ledger died