Favorite SGA Quotes

[Madness reigns]

The Siege pt 2

[Dr. McKay is trying to get a reluctant Dr. Beckett to sit in the Ancient chair]

Dr. McKay: It's out of drones; you couldn't do any damage if you wanted to, now SIT DOWN.

[IcarusAbides]

The Siege Part 3 - Mckay to the attacking wraith, "You want some of this, huh? Huh?"

[JT-2]

The Siege Part 3 - Mckay to the attacking wraith, "You want some of this, huh? Huh?"

Which leads into a great Teyla line to McKay "I thought you were very brave". *giggle*

[Madness reigns]

First Strike

Dr. McKay: Look- asking me to do performance evaluations is ridiculous. I am the first person to admit I don't know who these people are, nor do I care to. If you'd like, I can take you down the hall to the labs and just point at the people who annoy me more than the rest, but that's about as useful as I get.

[IcarusAbides]

Which leads into a great Teyla line to McKay "I thought you were very brave". *giggle*

Yes and the incredible part in the middle where the clip falls out of the gun.

[WraithSlave]

Poisoning the Well

Steve Wraith: "I am your DEATH, that is all you need to know.."

[JT-2]

The Hive

Girl: And the clowns?
John: "Clowns"? Oh, yeah, the clowns. Well, we fight them too. Entire armies spilling out of Volkswagens. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending them in.

[JT-2]

Tao of Rodney:

Rodney: I mean, who knows what kind of long-term effects I could be in for? There's gross mutation, giantism, invisibility....
John: That would be cool. I turned into a bug.


Rodney: Look, I need to be put under guard. Who knows what I could become.
Elizabeth: What are the chances it could make him more pleasant?

[Naomi]

First Strike

Dr. McKay: Look- asking me to do performance evaluations is ridiculous. I am the first person to admit I don't know who these people are, nor do I care to. If you'd like, I can take you down the hall to the labs and just point at the people who annoy me more than the rest, but that's about as useful as I get.

I love this quote.

[Madness reigns]

Lets go for a bit of a classic.

Sateda

Dr. McKay:[High on Morphine] Excuse me, why am I lying here?

Dr. Beckett: You have an arrow, Rodney, in your gluteus maximus.

Dr. McKay: Well, that sounds painful. [lies down on the operating table with a content expression and starts to play with the words] Gluteus maximus... glooo-tus maaa... axxx..imus... [mildly surprised] Oh my god, that's my ass, isn't it?!

Dr. Beckett:[Slightly exasperated] Aye.

[It's okay you can tell me.... you did Beckett's part with the accent didn't you? ]

[Madness reigns]

Runner

Maj. Lorne: Wow, you must really be some kind of genius.

Dr McKay: Well, as a matter of fact I ...eh, wait a minute, why would you say that now?

Maj. Lorne: Something has to have kept Col. Sheppard from shooting you all this time.

[JT-2]

Submersion

Ok kids, do I have to pull this thing over?

[JT-2]

Keeping this thread from drifting down too far. It's much too much fun for that!

Coup D'Etat

Ladon: I'll only talk with Weir.
Do I make you nervous?
Ladon: Not at all, Major. I'm just not interested in talking to the errand boy.
That's Lieutenant Colonel errand boy to you.

[Madness reigns]

Conversion.

[Before entering the cave full of iratus bugs McKay zips his collar up]

Dr. Beckett: You don't seriously think that's gonna help do ya?
Dr. McKay: Well, when they see your neck before mine, you won't think it's stupid.

(later) [Dr. Beckett zips up his jacket before going to collect eggs]

Dr. McKay: See, not so stupid now is it?
Dr. Beckett: Oh shut up.

[zbir]

The Siege III

WEIR: OK, what are our options?
McKAY: Well, let me see -- we've got slow death, quick death, painful death, cold, lonely death.