Favorite SGA Quotes

[juggernaut975]

From The Siege Part One:
Dr. McKay: I'm not sure I can fix this.
Dr. Grodin: You can fix anything.
Dr. McKay: Who told you that?
Dr. Grodin: You did. On several occasions.

[Utopia!]

Carson: How come I never make friends like that?
Dr. McKay: You need to get out more.
Carson: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?

[jack's petunia]

Quarantine:

SHEPPARD (shaking his head): They'd have to know Rodney's password.

(Teyla sighs.)

SHEPPARD: Fortunately, I do.

TEYLA: He told you his password?!

SHEPPARD: Well, he didn't think I'd remember it.

(He starts to type.)

SHEPPARD: One six four three one eight seven nine one nine six eight four two.

(The computer beeps.)

SHEPPARD: See? Doesn't take a genius.

TEYLA: It doesn't?

SHEPPARD: 1643 is the year Isaac Newton was born; 1879, Einstein; and 1968 ...

TEYLA: The year Rodney was born.

SHEPPARD: Never underestimate the size of that man's ego.

TEYLA: Wait – weren't there other numbers?

SHEPPARD: Forty-two.

TEYLA: What is that?

SHEPPARD: It's the Ultimate Answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything.

[iheartshep]

^^LOVE that "Quarantine" scene!

IHS

[SusanG]

i scrolled through the posts to make sure my favourite wasn't already mentioned.... it was... so being as lazy as i am... i just quoted the user who posted it... here it is lol

From Midway.

S.G.C. Ronon and Teal'c walk through the base, looking at all the unconscious bodies lying on the ground. Teal'c stops and bends down to the shrivelled corpse of a soldier.

DEX: He was fed on by the Wraith. It's not a good way to go.

TEAL'C: Indeed.

(He takes a zat gun from the corpse.)

DEX: You say that a lot.

TEAL'C: What?

DEX (in a deep voice): "Indeed."

TEAL'C: Do I?

DEX: Yeah.

TEAL'C (frowning): I had not noticed.

[Martina Magnus]

McKay: (*short*) She's married.
Sheppard: (*indignant*) I was just being friendly!
McKay: Yeah, I know what you were doing. Kirk.

[iheartshep]

From "Kindred Part II", after Teyla pleads with Michael not to harm her unborn child:

Michael (sadly): "I wouldn't dream of it."

IHS

[Atlantis4Life]

The Defiant One:

SHEPPARD: There's a very good chance it's gonna be dark before another Jumper can get here. If we play the waiting game, the guy who's been around for ten thousand years is gonna win.

[Martina Magnus]

Sheppard: Oh great last time I came face to face with myself, I wound up kicking my own ass.

[SusanG]

i've started watching SG1.................... again.. i'd forgotten about this one.. always makes me chuckle

O'Neill: This has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.

Carter: Colonel, I logged over a hundred hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or do we have to arm wrestle.

[Grace]

i've started watching SG1.................... again.. i'd forgotten about this one.. always makes me chuckle

O'Neill: This has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.

Carter: Colonel, I logged over a hundred hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or do we have to arm wrestle.

I love SG-1, but this is for SGA. If you are looking for the SG-1 quote thread try here

[Grace]

Trinity 2.06
McKay: The sticking point is that, ah, there is no tie between the power generator and the primary capacitor.
Zelenka: Meaning that they would have to channel the power directly into the weapon.
McKay: Which I'm sure that means nothing to you.
Sheppard: It means they could fire multiple bursts without having to store more power for the next firing sequence.
McKay: (surprised) Yes... very good.
Sheppard: Which leads me back to 'cool'!

[Hyndara71]

Trinity 2.06
McKay: The sticking point is that, ah, there is no tie between the power generator and the primary capacitor.
Zelenka: Meaning that they would have to channel the power directly into the weapon.
McKay: Which I'm sure that means nothing to you.
Sheppard: It means they could fire multiple bursts without having to store more power for the next firing sequence.
McKay: (surprised) Yes... very good.
Sheppard: Which leads me back to 'cool'!

Yeah, that was great!

[maneth]

Love it when Sheppard proves he's smarter than McKay ever suspected.

[iheartshep]

"That's LIEUTENANT COLONEL errand boy to you!" ~Sheppard

IHS