Favorite SGA Quotes

[LtColCarter]

[McKay has begun dialing an address]
Dr. McKay: Chevron one encoded.

Dr. Weir: Rodney.

Dr. McKay: Hmm? [realizes] Fine. [dials the rest of the address]

[Martina Magnus]

Sheppard: R2, I need you to turn the auto pilot off. Now! [Nothing happens] Worth a try.

[Sapphire_Jade]

Sheppard: R2, I need you to turn the auto pilot off. Now! [Nothing happens] Worth a try.

hey I just finished watching this ep how weird!!!

Episode "The Hive"
BOUNCER: Can't dial the Gate, remember? Ford removed the control crystals from the dialling device.

McKAY: Yes, I know that. But here's the good news: you're the ones guarding them! Look, all you have to do is get me the crystals, I can fix the D.H.D. and then, then, then; look, you just have to walk into Ford's little room back there and get 'em.

BOUNCER: We're not giving you anything.

McKAY: Then I can't dial the Gate.

BOUNCER: That's what I said.

McKAY: What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?! Look, just give me the damned crystals!

[Martina Magnus]

hey I just finished watching this ep how weird!!!

That quote always make me laugh
I'm not fan of Star Wars but this quote is hilarious

[LtColCarter]

Lt. Ford: Gateship One, ready to go.

Maj. Sheppard: Gateship One? A little Puddle Jumper like this?

Lt. Ford: It's a ship, it goes through a gate. Gateship One!

Maj. Sheppard: Oh, no, no, no, that's all wrong.

Lt. Ford: Dr. McKay thought it was cool.

Maj. Sheppard: Oh, okay, well, it's official... You don't get to name anything. Ever. [into radio] Flight, this is... Puddle Jumper!

Dr. McKay: This is Flight, I thought we were going with Gateship? [Weir gives him a stern, questioning look]

Maj. Sheppard: Negative, Flight.

Dr. McKay: Stand by. [to Weir] It's a ship, it goes through the gate. I thought... Fine. Puddle Jumper, you are clear to go.

Maj. Sheppard: Roger that. Dial it up, lieutenant.

[Martina Magnus]

Weir: When will it arrive?
McKay: [to himself] Let's see, carry the four. [to Dr. Weir] 42 million years. Shall we go wait on the porch.
Love this one

[LtColCarter]

Rod: I envy you. You say exactly what's on your mind no matter how it makes you look. I can only imagine the freedom you must have, not caring if people like you or not.

Dr. McKay: Oh. [thinks a moment] People don't like me?

[Martina Magnus]

Sheppard: You know that for a fact, Sergeant, or is your spidey sense just tingling.

[LtColCarter]

Dr McKay: I'm not crazy, I just have another consciousness in my brain.

Lt. Col. Sheppard: So he just looks crazy?

Dr. McKay: I'm sure I do, but only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid here was in way over his head!

Dr. Zelenka: Yes! I made a mistake trying to save your life! Now, do you want to try and fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me some more?

Dr. McKay: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

[Martina Magnus]

Weir: I should head back with you and begin negotiations with the Tyranin leader. What's he like?

Sheppard: Oh. Ya know, he's a guy. I didn't pay much attention. Sorry.

[jackisback]

My Favorite:
Dr. Rodney McKay: OK, snap! That's it! You all happy now?

My Son loves this one:
S01E01
Gen. O'Neill: Well, I think people who don't want to go through the Stargate are equally as whacked. If you can't give me a yes before we reach McMurdo, I don't even want you.

[LtColCarter]

Wraith: I restored your life, human, and mended your wound.

Ronon: That was real nice of you...

Wraith: Now you will answer my questions. How many humans are on my ship? [Ronon doesn't answer, the Wraith pushes it's heel into his wound] Where are they?!

[the Wraith is shot by Sheppard]

Lt. Col. Sheppard: How you doin', Chewie?

Dr. McKay: [confused] You were dead!

Lt. Col. Sheppard: We're gonna be dead unless we get out of here!

[Martina Magnus]

Beckett: Just try to stay calm.

Ford: Calm?! You told me I have a million tiny robots running through my veins whose only purpose is to terrorize and kill me. You stay calm

[LtColCarter]

Boy: What planet do you came from? Can we go there?.

Maj. Sheppard: I'm afraid not. We come from a galaxy far, far away.

[Martina Magnus]

Sheppard: Wait a second, are these things even close to a transporter?
McKay: Uh... yes. Elizabeth's is.
Sheppard: And mine?
McKay: It's a brisk walk away.
Sheppard: And by "brisk" you mean "far"?
McKay: [nods] And by "walk" I mean "run".