Favorite SGA Quotes

[Eye Of Ra]

Sheppard: It'll be a walk in the park... a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me.

Michael: I don't understand.

Sheppard: Never mind. Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go

[Martina Magnus]

[Beckett grabs a gun]
Dr. McKay: What are you doing?
Dr. Beckett: I'm going to help them.
Dr. McKay: What are you crazy?! You're a doctor!
Dr. Beckett: What does that have to do with it?
[McKay tries taking the gun]
Dr. Beckett: What are you doing?
Dr. McKay: I'm going.
Dr. Beckett: You can barely walk!
Dr. McKay: I can walk fine, I just can't sit!
Dr. Beckett: And you're a terrible shot!
Dr. McKay: Oh, what, you're Rambo now?!

[Eye Of Ra]

Ronon: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Sheppard: Yeah, I fly the dart, beam you all up, and then I use its DHD to dial Atlantis and get out of here.

Ronon: I was thinking of blowing it up, but your idea's better. Get moving

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. Beckett: Tell them we'll be there in a jiff.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: You guys hear that?
Dr. McKay: [over radio] Yay, faint hope!

[Eye Of Ra]

Ronon: I still say this was a setup.

Sheppard: I don't know. Kenny seemed pretty surprised when that ship disappeared.

McKay: Who?

Sheppard: Kenny, the second in command.

McKay: Well, since when did we start calling him that?

Ronon: Maybe he wasn't in on it.

Sheppard: I don't know. If Todd wanted to kidnap Teyla, he would have done it the second we arrived. Doesn't add up.

McKay: Seriously, the next time we have to name one of these guys, we should take a vote

[mysterywriter012]

Ronon: I'd rather die fighting
Sheppard: I'd rather not die.
Ronon: I'm just saying
Sheppard: Tell you what, if we start burning up in the atmosphere I'll fight you to the death myself
Ronon:...you're on

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. Zelenka: It's like being handed the Wraith encyclopedia and don't know where to start.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: When I was a kid and got my first encyclopedia, I started with the letter S.
Dr. Zelenka: Yes, well, I'm sure the Wraith sexuality is interesting.

[Eye Of Ra]

Keller: Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait, don't pull me up!

McKay: What?! Why?

Keller: I see LIGHT!!

McKay: No no no no no! Don't go toward the light! You want to stay in the land of the living

[mysterywriter012]

McKay: I've tried everything. Eating, sleeping, bathing...
Sheppard: Bathing
McKay: Yes Archimedes came up with the concept.
Sheppard: You mean the Greek Scientist who had a crush on Teyla
McKay: No I mean the Greek Philosopher whose theory hit him while he was bathing and he never realized he had the idea until it was right infront of him. Look, I just want to get a view from a fresh perspective
Sheppard:... I'm not taking a bath with you

[Martina Magnus]

[Larrin walks into Sheppard's cell]
Sheppard: What's going on?
[Larrin punches him]
Sheppard: Ow! What was that for?
[Larrin punches him again]
Sheppard: Stop that!
Larrin: I'll stop, if you'll stop lying! You broadcasted a signal, didn't you?
Sheppard: Yes.
[Larrin punches him again]
Sheppard: You said you'd stop!

[wheresmyfroggy]

2x3 Runner

*talking about radiation exposure*
Mckay- "As it is, I may have to forgo reproducing!"
Lorne- "Funny, I was just thinking that might be wise."

[Eye Of Ra]

McKay: Oh, OW! OW!! OWW!!! I GOT SHOT!!! Ow...
Ronon: Thought we got them all!
Sheppard: Apparently not!

[Martina Magnus]

Lt. Col. Sheppard: It took Dr. McKay years to figure out all things Ancient and he still doesn't completely understand.
Dr. McKay: [defensively] I have a very firm grasp of Ancient technology.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: You've blown up entire planets, Rodney.
Dr. McKay: That wasn't my fault!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Well, it didn't do it by itself!

[Eye Of Ra]

Sheppard: This really isn't necessary, Doc.
Beckett: Yes it is, you've got a serious laceration on your arm and you've lost a good deal of blood.
McKay: Well enjoy the ride, Colonel, they're making me walk.
Beckett: You have a splinter Rodney.
McKay: Yeah, a nasty, painful splinter

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. McKay: Where did you come from?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: I managed to latch onto the hull of the hive before we went into hyperspace.
Ronon: Nice move.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Saw it in a movie once.