Originally posted by kusanagi
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How can you remember all that??
I've been called "The Repository for Useless Information."
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I guess I watch too much TV...specifically...too much stargate!
How can you remember all that?? I've been called "The Repository for Useless Information."
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Neera: We had no means to fight the Wraith. We are a simple, peaceful people.
Sheppard: We're peaceful too, but the good news is, we have the means to put up a helluva fight.
Neera: You have fought the Wraith before?
Sheppard: Lots of times. Won some battles; lost some. War's not over by a long shot, but we're managing to hold our own.
Neera: And the clowns?
Sheppard: 'The clowns'? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too — entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!sigpicComment
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"i am your death that is all you need to know"
"i prefer steve"R.I.P Stargate 1994-2009Comment
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Letters from Pegasus:
(McKay eats sandwich)
"PPPHHH! What is this who made this you made this?"
Rising Part 2:
Carson-"Why can't I ever make friends like that"
Rodney-"You just need to get out more"
Carson-"Im in another bloody galaxy, how much more far out can you get?"
Daedalus Variations:
Sheppard (to Ronon)- "Easy, Chewie, those buttons are your friends!"
Return Part 1:
Carson- "Meh Turtles!"
Letters from Pegasus:
(Radek goes on and on in Czech about Atlantis rising.)
Ford-Uhh, you didn't say anything that needed security clearance right?
(Pause)
Radek-Security clearance?sigpicAll good things must come to an end...Comment
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First Contact:
[Todd boards Daedalus for Keller's anti-feeding therapy]
Woolsey: [clears throat] Today is an historic day. Robert Grosseteste once said...
Todd: I would like to begin as soon as possib;e
Woolsey: Y-y-yes but I wanted to recognize..
Toss: I have my doubts that your plan will be effective, so shall we drop these unfounded pleasantries and get to work?
[Todd and Wraith leave, leavind Woolsey and Caldwell]
[Long Pause]
Caldwell: Robert who?
The Prodigal:
[Ronon gives Woolsey his mission report]
Mission Report: Michael invaded Atlantis. Tried to blow it up. We stopped him. End of report
Sateda:
Carson: You have an arrow, Rodney, in your Gluteus Maximus
Rodey: That sounds painful.
Rodney: Gluteus...Maximus
Rodney: Gluuteeuuuss Maaaxim....Oh my God! Thats my a** isn't it!sigpicAll good things must come to an end...Comment
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Weir: If the Wraith make it to Earth, then keeping my job will be the least of my concerns.
Woolsey: And if your plan succeeds?
Weir: Then I expect to keep my job, yes, because I did what they apparently are incapable of doing: I made a decision.Last edited by LtColCarter; 06 April 2010, 08:45 AM.sigpicComment
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Misbegotten
Weir: I'm sorry to put you in this position, but you are the only person besides Col. Sheppard and Gen. O'Neill who's actually fired a drone from that Chair.
Beckett: Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that.Comment
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<capslock>LOL INNUENDO</capslock>R.I.P Stargate 1994-2009Comment
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McKay: Why aren't you dead?
Sheppard: Ah, it's good to see you too, Rodney.sigpicComment
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Sheppard: You know? This really isn't as strange as you made me believe.
McKay: Oh yeah? What about that?! [McKay points to a clown that appeared behind them]
Sheppard: ...I hate clowns.~Bushy~
"Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine: impossible deadlines."
Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay
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"That doesn’t matter! You’re hostages! We’re your…we’re your captors! We’re heavily armed! There’s rules! There’s a whole school of etiquette to this!"
Dr. Daniel Jackson
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"My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."
Dean WinchesterComment
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McKay (to his hallucination of Carter): You claim to be a creation of my mind and yet you are in no way dressed provocatively!sigpicComment
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The Long Goodbye
McKay: You two need some very serious marriage counselling.
Weir/Phoebus: He’s not my husband, he is the enemy. Drop your weapon.
(McKay drops the sidearm)
Weir/Phoebus: Now radio security and tell them everything’s fine.
Beckett: Everything’s not fine.
(Weir stuns Beckett and aims the stunner at Rodney)
McKay: Security, this is Rodney McKay. Everything’s fine, never been better. Colonel Caldwell was kidding when he said, what he said...
Weir/Phoebus: Ah, forget it!
(Weir stuns McKay)Comment
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McKay: Their operating system is a mess. Thank goodness I remembered DOS... Trust me, that was hilarious.sigpicComment
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The Siege 3
Weir: Ok, what are our options?
McKay: Let me see, we've got quick death, slow death, painful death, cold, lonely death...Comment
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Sheppard: These things happen once every 20 years? How far in advance can we book days off?sigpicComment
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