Favorite SGA Quotes

[Eye Of Ra]

Sheppard: He's aboard my ship.
McKay: What are you, Captain Kirk?! What good's it gonna do him?
Sheppard: I don't know, maybe he can hot-wire the thing.

[cflat]

Rising, pt. 1

Beckett: I think I feel something. It could be lunch related.

Later…

Jackson: Jack.
O’Neill: Daniel, Warm welcome
Jackson: Wasn't me. How did you manage to er...?
O’Neill: Keep my ass from being blown out of the sky? The exceptional flying of Major John Sheppard. He likes it here.
Jackson: Exceptional? *Looks at Sheppard, amazed* You like it here?

Also later…

Beckett: Specific Gene is very rare, but on the whole they look very much like we do. In fact they were first through the second evolution of this form. The ancients having explored this Galaxy for millions of years before.* Sheppard goes to sit* Major please don't.
Sheppard: come on what are the odds of me having the same genes as these guys
*Sheppard sits and the chair immediately comes on, both are shocked*
Beckett: Quite slim actually. Dr Weir! Don't move. *rushes off*
Beckett, Weir, McKay, Jackson and O'Neill come running and are staring at Sheppard.
Weir: Who is this?
O’Neill: I said don't touch anything.
Sheppard: I…I…I just sat down.
McKay: Major, think about where we are in the solar system.
*A type of map appears above their heads, much like when Jack was doing it. All shocked and little excited. *
Sheppard: Did I do that?

Again later, same episode:

O’Neill: This isn't a long trip so I'll be a succinct as possible.
Silence
Sheppard: Well, that's pretty succinct
O’Neill: Thank you.

[Eye Of Ra]

Hot Zone

Beckett: Just try to stay calm.
Ford: Calm?! You told me I have a million tiny robots running through my veins whose only purpose is to terrorize and kill me. You stay calm!

[cflat]

Rising, pt. 1

Sumner: Let me make myself clear Major. You are not here by my choice.
Sheppard: Sure you'll warm up to me once you get to know me sir.
Sumner: As long as you remember who's giving the orders.
Sheppard: That would be Dr. Weir right?

Shortly later…

Weir: This is it. *looks at McKay* Guess I got to calm down. How embarrassing.
McKay: I've never been so excited in my entire life.

And…

Jackson: Jack It's not too late for me to.
O’Neill: No
Jackson: I.I.I could just grab my notes.
O’Neill: No.
Jackson: (softly) Kit ...

And finally…

Sheppard: What's it feel like?
Ford: Hurts like hell sir. *After a minute grins and dives through backward* Woohoo!!

[Eye Of Ra]

McKay: No, no, no, no, he just doesn't like going through the Stargate.
Sheppard: He's worse than Dr. McCoy.
Teyla: Who?
Sheppard: The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life.

[Noxbait]

From Irresistible: (not going to get it 100% right, but it was close)
Lucius: "The lame can walk again...well some of them crawl. But they crawl faster!"

Wier: "I'll dial the coordinates of a very lonely planet wher you can be as self-important as you want to be." (not sure of episode..probably season 1 though)

"95% of deadly is still deadly!" --Rodney

"And that's what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner!" -Rodney


One thing about both SG1 and SGA: whether the episode is Sensational or slightly on the sub-par side...the LINES are AWESOME!!! ; )

[Eye Of Ra]

Santuary

McKay: Word of caution? The whole "Captain Kirk" routine is problematic to say the least, let alone morally dubious.
Sheppard: What routine?
McKay: The romancing of the alien priestess? It's very 1967 of you.

[cflat]

The title Sanctuary made me think of Amanda Tapping's show.

[dolfyn]

All from Outsiders. (I love all the Beckett/McKay scenes in this episode!)


[Beckett & McKay are on the Wraith hive ship, & have just escaped their captors, thanks to Beckett's brave plan.]

Beckett: What are you doing, Rodney?
McKay: Hacking into the ship's communications.
Beckett: Ya sure that's a good idea?
McKay: If we don't get in touch with Sheppard, we don't stand any chance of getting off this ship. Ya gonna have to cover me!
Beckett: Oh, right... From which direction?


McKay: Sheppard, do you read me?
Sheppard: McKay, is that you?
McKay: Oh, thank God! Okay, we are on the hive ship. I've got Beckett with me.
Sheppard: What the hell's going on up there?
McKay: Well, we managed to escape....... Beckett helped.
[Beckett rolls his eyes.]


[McKay is working on the Wraith ship controls to take out the ship's weapons system. Beckett is keeping a look out, awkwardly holding a Wraith stunner gun.]
Beckett: How long's this gonna take, Rodney?
McKay: Do I rush you while you're performing complicated surgery?
Beckett: Aye, it's been known to happen.
[McKay keeps working on the controls.]
McKay: Alright, I'm in. I just need a few minutes to disable the...
[They're fired upon by Wraith stunners & both duck behind the console.]
McKay: Geez! I think they found us.
Beckett: [sarcastically] Ya figure?
McKay: You're gonna have to hold them off.
Beckett: Am I, now?!
McKay: Yes! Carson, you can do this, alright?
Beckett: Alright. On, on three.
McKay: How 'bout on one?!
Beckett: Oh, right, right.


[Beckett & McKay are running through the hive ship corridors, McKay leading.]
Beckett: Where are we going?
McKay: Dart bay.
Beckett: Ya know how to fly a dart?
McKay: I've flown Jumpers before.
Beckett: I've been to Tokyo before, doesn't mean I can speak Japanese!
McKay: Well, how hard can it be?!


[Beckett & McKay are in the dart bay, momentarily gob-smacked by their surroundings.]
McKay: Well, come on.
[They run to the nearest dart, McKay starts to climb in, Beckett follows.]
McKay: Wha... what are you doing?!
Beckett: I'm getting in.
McKay: We can't BOTH fit in here!
Beckett: Damned right I can, now shove over!
[Beckett squeezes down into the seat beside McKay, who looks very annoyed.]
McKay: [sarcastically] You comfy?
Beckett: [equally sarcastically] Peachy.
[McKay fiddles with the dart's controls for a moment, then sits still.]
Beckett: What are ya waiting for?
McKay: For the ship to start up.
Beckett: Well, it didn't.
McKay: Yeah, I know that but it doesn't make any sense, I mean a canopy should form over our head! Maybe there's some kind of a weight limit.
Beckett: [looking slightly offended] What's that s'posed to mean?
McKay: I mean because there's TWO of us!
Beckett: Well, maybe you need a key or something.
McKay: It's not a Volkwagon, Carson!! Ok look, these are obviously the flight controls, which makes that propulsion, so....
Beckett: [sarcastically] How'd ya come up with that brilliant conclusion?
McKay: It's just common sense... [getting frustrated with the ship's lack of activity, he yells] Aargh, COME ON!
Beckett: [sarcastically] Right, "common sense".
McKay: Well, what do you want from me? It's not like it's labelled!


[Wraith warriors are firing at the outside of the dart bay doors.]
Beckett: Rodney, we need to go.
McKay: Where? I mean, we're trapped in here!
Beckett: Well then, we need to find a place to hide. Come on!
[Beckett grabs Rodney's shoulder to start to make a move out of the dart ship, but then notices McKay has his "brilliant idea" face.]
Beckett: What?
McKay: I have another idea. It's a long-shot, but it might work.
[McKay starts to move, but then looks annoyed.]
McKay: [irritated] But you're gonna have to GET OFF ME!




Feel the love.
dolfyn.

[lilstevo]

Caldwell, Major Marks, please make that ship go away.

ROFLMAO, brilliant

[Eye Of Ra]

Letters from Pegasus

Beckett: What shall I say?
Ford: Uh…uh…"I miss you"? "I wish you were here"?
Beckett: I wish who was here?
Ford: I don't know. Who do you wish was here?
Beckett: Nobody! I wish I wasn't bloody here!

[kusanagi]

McKay: No, no, no, no, he just doesn't like going through the Stargate.
Sheppard: He's worse than Dr. McCoy.
Teyla: Who?
Sheppard: The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life.

[Eye Of Ra]

[during combat training]
Teyla: You have not been practicing.
Sheppard: Yes I have.
Teyla: If this was really a fight -
Sheppard: If this was really a fight, I would have shot you by now.

[cflat]

Letters from Pegasus

FORD (offscreen): You didn’t say anything that would require security clearance, did you?
ZELENKA (frowning): Security clearance?

[LtColCarter]

McKay: Well done, Carson, for once again elevating medicine to actual science.

Beckett: Well thank you, Rodney.