good news/bad news Doctor Who

[Metarock Sam]

Good News: IT doesnt matter since the TARDIS slef heals itself anyway.

[creed462]

Dad new: It's self healing is deminished right now

[gatebuster64]

good news: they get a second tardis to heal the first one

[creed462]

bad news: It was completly dead

[Metarock Sam]

good news: The TARDIS has a 3000 year warranty

[gatebuster64]

bad news: it was in existance for more than 3000 years

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

good news: They've landed within the first thousand years of the warranty, so it still applies.

[Metarock Sam]

bad news : due to a mixup in the head office The TARDIS is replaced with a ball-point pen

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

good news: That ball point pen is considered a sacred holy object by the warranty provider, so trading it for the TARDIS won't be a problem.

All hail the mighty pen!!!

Thou checkest thy work orders and markest thou's tallies with thee.

[creed462]

Bad new: the ball point pin got dropped into the grating

[gatebuster64]

good news: we lost the pin but we still have the pen

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

bad news: They can't use the credit card without the pin.

[creed462]

Good new: The doctor used a magnet to get the pin..


Ps. good new: the spelling police let me off with a warning

[gatebuster64]

bad news: the magnet disrupted the Doctor's pacemaker

[creed462]

Good news: His other heart keep the pace